Maggie’s Socially UNacceptable Humor
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I was at a high school friend's birthday party Sat. and they invited their new neighbors. They were younger and the wife appeared to be in her twenties, with all the attributes of someone that age, specifically tight skin, toned muscles and wearing a catch me-fuck me dress that went up to her tight ass.
The hosts husband said he was a Yale grad and they were both Biden supporters. They stuck around long enough to partake in whatever was being passed around in a side yard and then took their leave, giving phony goodbyes and hugs. I avoided any eye contact like they were panhandlers at an intersection. I hope that rattled her ego. Fuck off, commie slut.
As in.... coil around the bowl and then tickle your balls after it breaks off? IBS takes the joy outta everything...
He would have been better off writing: "See that Bicycle. It's mine now."
Stick to downgrading Pluto and stealing other people's scientific research BSM.... You are living proof that the EEOC just screws everything up.
Sirhr
And his sister who did the same thing is named Ilene.
They were both out hitch hiking and a guy stopped and said “hop in”.
We could go on and on….!
Since people never learn the first time.... why do they call him Lefty?
I dunno, I’m stumped.
throw some chipped ham and mayo on it and it'll be perfect
Went to the hospital this week to see if dying was going to be on the docket for Tuesday. I played the crotchety old bastard with the Nurses.
“You need to fire your marketing folks they suck!”.
“Why is that sir?”.
“Because they named the place Memorial Hospital! That means when someone shows up here you just say ‘Fuck, this ones dead too…get em a Memorial…”. You should call it “Lifesaving Medical Procedure Hospital” or something. Your not filling me with confidence here. Its like you got 3 elevators that go to the morgue and only one that goes to the pickup area!”.
She couldn’t stop laughing. She really tried too.
“You need to fire your marketing folks they suck!”.
“Why is that sir?”.
“Because they named the place Memorial Hospital! That means when someone shows up here you just say ‘Fuck, this ones dead too…get em a Memorial…”. You should call it “Lifesaving Medical Procedure Hospital” or something. Your not filling me with confidence here. Its like you got 3 elevators that go to the morgue and only one that goes to the pickup area!”.
She couldn’t stop laughing. She really tried too.
Is a 2012 Chevy Volt worth that much? I doubt it sold new for the cost of that new battery install.
Early first-generation electric cars (as in the ones like 10 years old), usually are no longer properly supported by their manufacturers and as such when the batteries go out, they are pretty much not worth the cost of fixing unless you can find a 3rd party that rebuilds battery packs for them.
Even common ones like Teslas, if they are ones from 10 years ago, the cost to replace the battery pack is often not worth it and the 3rd party options are scarce.
Even common ones like Teslas, if they are ones from 10 years ago, the cost to replace the battery pack is often not worth it and the 3rd party options are scarce.
What is the average expected life of the latest and greatest EV batteries?
( I paid $14k for my '02 Tacoma 4WD when I bought it used 19 years ago... It's @ 300k miles now and still going with routine maintenance)
Mike
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