Or, you skip the marriage altogether, keep 100% of your money and property and laugh at that turkey neck shit with your buddies. The option is watching you future mother in law drop to her knees when you whip out the foot long turkey neck dick and going for the holiday two-fer. HahahaI love the way you sometimes word smith things.
Let it be known, if you're not yet married. Your future mother-in-law will likely be your future ex mother-in-law. Might as well just address her as your future ex mother-in-law. I would go ahead and do the same with your fiance, go ahead and address her as your future ex-wife. Just skip the part where you lose custody of your kids, your house, and part of your 401K.
Ahh, the joys of living in today's brave new world!!!