Maggie’s Socially UNacceptable Humor

[Bullfrog08]

If you really want to do it right... zip the turkey neck in your fly and wait for your future-to-be-also-future-ex-mother-in-law to walk in the kitchen.

Nothing says "Thanksgiving" like 14" of turkey neck hanging out of the fly of your Dockers.

Sirhr

I probably need to add that it happened. In Buffalo, NY area 1992ish. A beautiful lady my then soon-to-be-future-ex. You were (and probably still are) a gem!!!

I love the way you sometimes word smith things.

Let it be known, if you're not yet married. Your future mother-in-law will likely be your future ex mother-in-law. Might as well just address her as your future ex mother-in-law. I would go ahead and do the same with your fiance, go ahead and address her as your future ex-wife. Just skip the part where you lose custody of your kids, your house, and part of your 401K.

Ahh, the joys of living in today's brave new world!!!

 

[Father O’blivion]

I love the way you sometimes word smith things.

Let it be known, if you're not yet married. Your future mother-in-law will likely be your future ex mother-in-law. Might as well just address her as your future ex mother-in-law. I would go ahead and do the same with your fiance, go ahead and address her as your future ex-wife. Just skip the part where you lose custody of your kids, your house, and part of your 401K.

Ahh, the joys of living in today's brave new world!!!

No kidding. The number one cause of divorce is marriage.

 

[lonegunman762x51]

I love the way you sometimes word smith things.

Let it be known, if you're not yet married. Your future mother-in-law will likely be your future ex mother-in-law. Might as well just address her as your future ex mother-in-law. I would go ahead and do the same with your fiance, go ahead and address her as your future ex-wife. Just skip the part where you lose custody of your kids, your house, and part of your 401K.

Ahh, the joys of living in today's brave new world!!!

Or, you skip the marriage altogether, keep 100% of your money and property and laugh at that turkey neck shit with your buddies. The option is watching you future mother in law drop to her knees when you whip out the foot long turkey neck dick and going for the holiday two-fer. Hahaha

 

[232593]

 

[Necessary 3vil]

Black Friday was a bit interesting

 

[WaywardSon]

 

[Jscb1b]

Why don't you run over black people on a bicycle?





















It might be your bike.

 

[Jscb1b]

It was originally 12 rapists. 3 left after she screamed nien nien.

 

[Rthur]

It was originally 12 rapists. 3 left after she screamed nien nien.
View attachment 8283595

Sorry but proof damned few women should be in positions of power.
Decisions like this are all to common with similar bench riders.
A dissertation was Jacinda Ardern's work during covid.

R

 

[Cat pitch]

 

[Ramius]

 

[Ramius]

 

[WaywardSon]

 

[WaywardSon]

 

[Ramius]

 

[n2ishun]

 

[Maliclipse]

 

[Maliclipse]

 

[Ramius]

 

[Cat pitch]

 

[Ramius]

 

[corey4]

 

[Ramius]

 

[Kamerad]

 

[n2ishun]

 

[Keith E.]

View attachment 8288045

Jabs, roids & little blue pills?

Keith

 

[Zap_Rowsdower]

 

[Maliclipse]

 

[Blue Sky Country]

View attachment 8288045

Anybody who is referred to, or refers to themselves as a "guru"... MAJOR red flag.

And anybody who uses "namaste" instead of "thank you" or "take care" like normal people... Even bigger red flag...

 

[thejeep]

Just smile and reply back "nasty to you too!"

 

[Maliclipse]

 

[232593]

 

[sirhrmechanic]

 

[JoshPutman]

 

[CamW]

 

[JoshPutman]

 

[JoshuaPaul]

 

[JoshuaPaul]

 

[Ramius]

 

[Ramius]

 

[Maliclipse]

 

[cas6969]

 

[WaywardSon]

 

[cas6969]

 

[Cat pitch]

 

[Ramius]

 

[cas6969]

 

[xxflyingturtlexx]

 

[xxflyingturtlexx]

 

[Father O’blivion]

View attachment 8296233

Budget? Have you seen what smokes cost these days?