Q: Where do you send Jewish kids with ADD?
A: Concentration camp.
Q: Why do Mexican kids eat tamales on Christmas Day?
A: So they have something to unwrap.
Q: What is an illegal alien's favorite sport?
A: Cross-country.
Q: Why doesn't Mexico ever win any Olympic medals?
A: All their best runners, jumpers, and swimmers are in America.
Q: How is an Asian pet store different from non-Asian ones?
A: Asian ones always have a kitchen in the back.
Q: Why don't black people accept free cruises?
A: They won't fall for that trick again.
A: Concentration camp.
Q: Why do Mexican kids eat tamales on Christmas Day?
A: So they have something to unwrap.
Q: What is an illegal alien's favorite sport?
A: Cross-country.
Q: Why doesn't Mexico ever win any Olympic medals?
A: All their best runners, jumpers, and swimmers are in America.
Q: How is an Asian pet store different from non-Asian ones?
A: Asian ones always have a kitchen in the back.
Q: Why don't black people accept free cruises?
A: They won't fall for that trick again.