Maggie’s Socially UNacceptable Humor
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Every polling place in the shithole cities looked like they were making a fuckin Tarzan movie!
It's a well known story from California, easy to look up. She was the girl friend of the married Willie Brown, Speaker and later Mayor. That was pretty much her only qualification for her political career.
Like, wasn't math and science a thing going back several thousand years in assorted areas in Africa? They were the most advanced civilizations for a good long while there....
Now we got these nincompoops who want science to go away.
No wonder why there's still tribalism in certain areas of the world.
Feel you.
Africa is not known for its mathemagitians.
I know a cool gal who has her doctorate but is also a marine war fighter.
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Witnessed a car wreck. Double roll over. Called 911. Went to check on the guy stuck upside down by his seat belt. With out thinking i told him to hang in there.....
What’s a baby’s job when they join the military?
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.....The Infantry
#newdadjokes
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.....The Infantry
#newdadjokes
I think that the call "Dive Dive Dive" and "Torpedo in the.... " are going to be slightly different than most folks learned at Groton...A Gold Submariner ?..........
Just 'sayin.
Sirhr
Some historians argue that science began ~600BC in Greece.
Actually, math was practiced at a high level in Egypt well before Christ. The library in Alexandria was the best on the planet in its day.
Library of Alexandria - Wikipedia
Check out Euclid in this:
History of geometry - Wikipedia
When you say anything inappropriate......
Some historians argue that science began ~600BC in Greece.
Actually, math was practiced at a high level in Egypt well before Christ. The library in Alexandria was the best on the planet in its day.
Library of Alexandria - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
Check out Euclid in this:
History of geometry - Wikipedia
There was like math recorded from 5000+ years ago, so it probably was going on before that.
Correct. But it's hard to argue that Elements does not represent a significant stepping stone. And there are older examples from Africa.
Prehistoric evidence from Africa shows attempts to measure time ~20,000 years ago, and that is mathematical in nature. Division is about 10,000 years old; Egyptians drew geometrical shapes 5,000 years ago, etc.
https://www.adl.org/education/references/hate-symbols/anti-antifa-images
The Anti-Defamation league is now saying that being opposed to Antifa makes you a white supremacist.
So, we’re now supposed to be anti-anti-Antifa.
The Anti-Defamation league is now saying that being opposed to Antifa makes you a white supremacist.
So, we’re now supposed to be anti-anti-Antifa.
Recently.....My wife told me to try expressing more of my feminine side....
.....So, I crashed my truck, then ignored her for the rest of the day for no reason.
.....So, I crashed my truck, then ignored her for the rest of the day for no reason.
That made me laugh, my wife was not so impressed!Recently.....My wife told me to try expressing more of my feminine side....
.....So, I crashed my truck, then ignored her for the rest of the day for no reason.
Recently.....My wife told me to try expressing more of my feminine side....
.....So, I crashed my truck, then ignored her for the rest of the day for no reason.
I’d hit the like button, but worry about the consequences if my wife finds out. She’s from redneck stock and knows how to shoot.
And I kind of laughed at her when she hit a deer with her Porsche a few weeks ago. She’s kinda sore about it right now...
Well, we can clearly see who wears the pants in this relationship. Are your balls in her purse too?We’re all curious.
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This guy goes to a brothel and tells the madam he likes fat girls, so she takes him to one room and introduces him to a portly young lady, but he tells her he likes them fatter!
So in to the next room and there is an American style fat girl and still he wants one even bigger!
So the madam takes him to a real special girl that is just huge, he sees her and says
"Perfect, this is exactly what I'm looking for!"
So he pays and they are in the room fucking. He asks her to turn off the light and she asks
"Why? Are you one of these kinky people that only has sex in the dark?"
"No" he answers "The lightbulb is burning my ass!"
So in to the next room and there is an American style fat girl and still he wants one even bigger!
So the madam takes him to a real special girl that is just huge, he sees her and says
"Perfect, this is exactly what I'm looking for!"
So he pays and they are in the room fucking. He asks her to turn off the light and she asks
"Why? Are you one of these kinky people that only has sex in the dark?"
"No" he answers "The lightbulb is burning my ass!"
It has been said that if the Library at Alexandria had not been burned... then the news of Christ's crucifiction would have been radio'd to Rome.Some historians argue that science began ~600BC in Greece.
Actually, math was practiced at a high level in Egypt well before Christ. The library in Alexandria was the best on the planet in its day.
Library of Alexandria - Wikipedia
Check out Euclid in this:
History of geometry - Wikipedia
A bit apocyphal since it was only about 75 years between the events. But the loss of knowledge set mankind back for 1,000 years.
Think where we would be today if we didn't have to learn all the stuff in there... again.
If I could go anywhere in history... the Library at its height would be one of the places I'd choose!
Sirhr
Imagine how much knowledge and human progress had been destroyed by the plethora of socialist and communist regimes in the 20th century. The USSR, China, eastern Europe, and many other places literally collapsed back into the Middle Ages overnight once marxism was instituted. It is also well documented that industrial production under socialist regimes lack almost any kind of quality control, since nobody owned the facilities or plants, nobody cared. From the inspectors down to the assembly line shift workers. Just clock in and serve your shift like it is a prison sentence. Something screwed up? Parts missing or damaged due to carelessness? That's somebody else's problem. Once in a while on large and important state mandated works, such as spacegoing vehicles and propulsion systems, or nuclear reactors, if a fuckup is big enough that important people gets killed and the failure ruins the 'state image', everybody associated with the project gets executed or sent to the gulag. And then tomorrow, it is back to base one again, as if everybody forgot...
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