Dafuq???
We don't have that "problem" here, though, right? If we do, I say collect all of those toys and load them as canister shot into EVERY single 12 pounder Napoleon smoothbore cannon that we can salvage, find, or newly build, tightly wadded, packed over a double charge of 3F black powder or Pyrodex, and set them up at vantage points where the hordes of the Great Reset/ANTIFA will be coming to "take over" the suburbs... A hail of dildos traveling at 2800 feet per second will do things to human bodies that Air Force A-10/AC-130 gunners who have flown multiple combat sorties over the Middle East will be intimately familiar with. Before each Patriot rifleman even begins to engage the remnants of the enemy with precision small arms fire, most of the commies would have been felled...by blasts of dildo canister shot...