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Maggie’s Strange Behavior in Farm Animals

Cherodjr

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Back in the days, I was dating my first cousin from Arkansas, She would often invite me to hunt with her on her dad's property. Her dad owned a large bull that was as gentle as a lamb to me and my cousin, but when her dad would get close, the bull would become enraged. This behavior became obvious to me one day as we went though the barn on our way to hunt. The bull was locked in a stall and behaving like he had an unwelcome rider. By chance, I looked behind and saw her dad approaching. All at once, I saw all the cows and other livestock walking away from her dad backwards.

I sure miss those hunts. That ole gal could suck a golf ball through a straw!
 
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You know, those sheep are the biggest liars too. More so than the cows and pigs. I'm not pointing... fingers, but I've never met a horse that can be trusted.
 
At first, this thread title gave me a bit of a chill... Because farm animals and other animals behaving in a certain way are often harbingers of natural disasters. My mother's side of the family had survivors from the great Tangshan earthquake of 1976 that killed over 200,000 people in northeast China and they've got stories to tell about just how weird the livestock on their farms acted in the weeks leading up to the quake...
 
Back in the days, I was dating my first cousin from Arkansas, She would often invite me to hunt with her on her dad's property. Her dad owned a large bull that was as gentle as a lamb to me and my cousin, but when her dad would get close, the bull would become enraged. This behavior became obvious to me one day as we went though the barn on our way to hunt. The bull was locked in a stall and behaving like he had an unwelcome rider. By chance, I looked behind and saw her dad approaching. All at once, I saw all the cows and other livestock walking away from her dad backwards.

I sure miss those hunts. That ole gal could suck a golf ball through a straw!
I know better than to ask, but I just can't help myself...... :eek:

How does all this tie together ? :unsure:

Oh, and @168BTHPM; Not appreciated. :mad:
 
I have a buddy, who is a pretty good artist. Way back when he drew a picture of my brother and another one of our friends as Beavis and Butthead. It was the funniest picture I have ever seen. We laughed so fucking hard. It looked just like all four of them. Man, I wish camera phones were a thing back then so I had it, and could post it. We showed my buddy first he started laughing, pointed and said, thats your brother. Then pointed at the other and said, who is that supposed to be. We almost died laughing. He is a little slow. :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO:
 
Fun fact, the only three states that don’t have laws against incest are Ohio, Rhode Island, and New Jersey. Which means one of two things; the other 47 states in the union had enough problems with people giving their sisters neph-sons that they needed laws to curb it, or Ohio, New Jersey, and RI are perfectly ok with cousins playing “hide the hide the sausage in the ham wallet”. Having known several people from urban New Jersey, I’m leaning toward option 2...
 
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I believe you guys are underestimating the trauma these animals experienced at the hands and dong of my cousins' father.
 
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What were y’all hunting the elusive man in the boat or roast beef and mayo sandwiches?
 
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Had a Drake Duck that’s was the runt. He was hen pecked from the time he had feathers.
Roosters and other ducks used to take turns screwing him. By the time he died he had no feather on his head or ass from all the gay chicken sex. I think a coyote got him and put him out of his misery.
 
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Had a Drake Duck that’s was the runt. He was hen pecked from the time he had feathers.
Roosters and other ducks used to take turns screwing him. By the time he died he had no feather on his head or ass from all the gay chicken sex. I think a coyote got him and put him out of his misery.
This thread is getting a little weird o_O
 
you know its not good to touch your sheep like that that's what sisters and twice removed aunt's are for dam kids lol
 
i actually dont know what to type,

did corona virus destroy the calendar and its april fools????

im going to break it down by sentence...questions in yellow:

im being serious with questions..

Back in the days,
How long ago
how old were you


I was dating my first cousin from Arkansas,
Did your parents /aunt uncle (implying they are different people) was it approved
were you both aware of the family relation
was it a very small town, limited social life
when did you first start "dating" ..age year
age gap between the both of you
did you live in close proximity or was this a long distance relationship


She would often invite me to hunt with her on her dad's property
was the dads property far away
what game were you hunting other than your 1st cousin
the hunt would involve all three of you or just you and the cousin


Her dad owned a large bull that was as gentle as a lamb to me and my cousin
was the bull for breeding or riding

but when her dad would get close, the bull would become enraged. This behavior became obvious to me one day as we went though the barn on our way to hunt. The bull was locked in a stall and behaving like he had an unwelcome rider. By chance, I looked behind and saw her dad approaching. All at once, I saw all the cows and other livestock walking away from her dad backwards.
have you seen the father mistreat the livestock, some old school guys believe beat the bull til it listens

I sure miss those hunts. That ole gal could suck a golf ball through a straw!
was the father aware that you would mess around with the daughter during hunts
did the intimacy progress to intercourse
how long did the relationship last, or is it still ongoing


im from the North East so this is a learning opportunity for me
 
i actually dont know what to type,

did corona virus destroy the calendar and its april fools????

im going to break it down by sentence...questions in yellow:

im being serious with questions..

Back in the days,
How long ago
how old were you


I was dating my first cousin from Arkansas,
Did your parents /aunt uncle (implying they are different people) was it approved
were you both aware of the family relation
was it a very small town, limited social life
when did you first start "dating" ..age year
age gap between the both of you
did you live in close proximity or was this a long distance relationship


She would often invite me to hunt with her on her dad's property
was the dads property far away
what game were you hunting other than your 1st cousin
the hunt would involve all three of you or just you and the cousin


Her dad owned a large bull that was as gentle as a lamb to me and my cousin
was the bull for breeding or riding

but when her dad would get close, the bull would become enraged. This behavior became obvious to me one day as we went though the barn on our way to hunt. The bull was locked in a stall and behaving like he had an unwelcome rider. By chance, I looked behind and saw her dad approaching. All at once, I saw all the cows and other livestock walking away from her dad backwards.
have you seen the father mistreat the livestock, some old school guys believe beat the bull til it listens

I sure miss those hunts. That ole gal could suck a golf ball through a straw!
was the father aware that you would mess around with the daughter during hunts
did the intimacy progress to intercourse
how long did the relationship last, or is it still ongoing


im from the North East so this is a learning opportunity for me
Due to the lasting side affects of our last hunt, I don't have the strength to answer your questions. I do have a question for you. Are you really that FUCKING GULLIBLE? DAMN!
 
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Due to the lasting side affects of our last hunt, I don't have the strength to answer your questions. I do have a question for you. Are you really that FUCKING GULLIBLE? DAMN!


with the amount of new people on the hide the last few months and the idiotic questions and replies i have seen so far, i have lowered my "must be fake" threshold.

you said Arkansas and first cousin...its not like its out of the norm
 
What’s a girl from Leland, NC say after getting laid??

daddy get offa me, yer smushin my cigarettes.

what’s a boy from Leland, NC say after getting laid??

daddy get offa me, yer smushin my cigarettes

That joke was funny until all the yankee retirees moved in and chased all the cousin-fuckers back to lumberton.
 
with the amount of new people on the hide the last few months and the idiotic questions and replies i have seen so far, i have lowered my "must be fake" threshold.

you said Arkansas and first cousin...its not like its out of the norm
To be clear, my thread from the first word was total bullshit . Males, even from Mississippi like me, would not be vocal about having a relationship with his uncle's daughter. Bulls don't get jealous of men. Cows don't walk backwards from fear. By the way, Arkansas produced Bill Clinton, so I see your point!

You need to come south and complete your non-formal education. But be warned, you may not want to return to Yankee Land!

Enjoy your week,
Charles
 
Quit inviting Yankees and Californians down here, they love it and then try to change everything to how it was back home, just go back. The 3 best defenses us southerners have against yankee colonization are oppressive humidity, hawk sized mosquitoes, and hurricanes. Outside of that, they will bring their union mindsets, anti-gun non-sense, and liberal tax based theft schemes with them. No offense to any Yankees on this site, most of y’all seem to be decent folks, but you’re more useful to our nation if you stay up there and vote like a liberty minded tax hating patriots to balance out all the northeastern urban socialist scum and those weird commune types in Vermont.