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Maggie’s tasteless Michael Jackson jokes

chevyrulz

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What do Michael Jackson and Tiger Woods have in common? They are both famous for playing with little white balls.



What's this?: __________________________ Michael Jackson's EKG.


Michael Jackson has court, his lawyer asked him if they had any evidence on him... Michael replied, yes, but it's only minor shit.



what's the difference between MJ and a cell phone? they're both made of plastic, but only one can be recharged when it dies



What do you call a four person band with no lead singer? The Jackson five



What kind of dressing does Macauley Culkin prefer? Neverland Ranch


They served caviar at MJ's funeral in memory of him beause it too comes on little white crackers.



MJ wants to be cremated and his ashes spread in some hot chili. The chili will then be fed to several young boys so he can tear their asses apart one more time.



What do MacAulay Culkin and an Alien abduction victim have in common? They both been anal probed by a pale looking being.



farrah fawcett got to heaven and god said "what is your last wish for the people of earth?" farrah said "i want to save the children." so god killed michael jackson.



MJ wanted to be made in to a whistle so little kids can still blow him




MJ is like a grocery bag b/c he is made of plastic and a danger to small children


MJ died of food poisioning, coroner determines culprit was 10 yr old weiner.



I'm going to McDonald's now to get the special McJackson Burger. It's 50 year old meat between 10 year old buns...
 
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ROFL.... great collection you have there.

The EPA filed an injuction against his burial as it is illegal to landfill plastic in the state of CA. They are requiring he be recycled instead.

(2 punchlines)

1. His family has requested that his remains be sent to the Lego factory and turned into legos so that little kids can still choke on him

2. A Child Advocacy group is fighting to have him made into Fisher Price toys so that little kids can play with him for a change.
 
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i copy/pasted from deadmichaeljacksonjokes.com
 
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What did K mart and MJ have in common ............ Little boys pants half off
 
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MJ was actully found in the childrens ward - he died of a stroke.

Neverland is going to be turned into a dinosaur park - so every kid goes away with a 'Megasoras'
 
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good ones!

keep 'em comin'
 
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How do you know if MJ had company?

There was a Power Wheels parked out front of his place...
that or you looked at your watch and the big hand was on the little hand.



Do you know why MJ never made a good Santa Clause during Christmas?

B/C he never let the little boys off his lap.
 
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Michael Jackson met with his priest 4 hours before he went to the hospital...however it wasnt to discuss spiritual matter, rather they had a double date.