Maggie’s  The lie detecting robot

High Binder

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Jun 18, 2008
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Tim sees this fantastic gadget on sale at a trade show he was visiting. It was a lie detecting robot who would slap the offending party when something untrue was uttered. Excited, he couldn't get it home fast enough.

'round the dinner table, he asks his son what he did at school that day.

"The regular stuff dad"

*SLAP* as the lie detector robot gives him a wallop .

"OK OK, I went to a friend's house and watched a movie".

Tim asked his boy what movie they were watching.

"We were watching Toy Story"

*SLAP*

"ok, OK, it was a porno flick!"

Tim remarks "at my age, I didn't even know what porn was!"

*SLAP* goes the robot

His wife breaks into fits of laughter

"Well he's certainly your son!"

*SLAP*