The most retarded action movie on the planet?

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    So I had watched Wanted when it first came out. I remember it was bad. It was on tv last night and I caught it about half way thru so I watched it for the lulz. I had forgotten just how fucking retarded this movie was.
    And yes Chris Pratt is in it as the shitty friend. So is it the most retarded gun/action movie hollywood has spewed?
     
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    If they made it today I wouldnt think much of it. It would just blend it with the rest of the shit comming out of hollywood.
    When it came out in 2008 you could actually catch a good action flick.

    It's retarded
     
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    Chuck Norris... The Delta Force.

    Though Lee Marvin had a really cool watch. Which I now own.

    Oh and Cobra. Which a buddy and I watched something like 60 times one summer because we had free HBO at our 'billet' apartment and it was on like... every night. We watched it so often, we knew every line.

    "You're a disease... and I'm the cure."

    "You know what your problem is? You are too violent."

    We spent the entire summer of 1987 watching that movie, playing racquetball, taking easy language classes, banging college girls, watching Mike Tyson... and cooking ribs. And every chance we got, using quotes from the movie and cracking up everyone but our instructors.

    Ah ha hah haa... so bad...

    Sirhr
     

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    Bender don't even try to say that shits not gay porn. Look at the face on that liitle boy


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    "the greasy strangler". if any of you fucks can make it more than 20 minutes in, slap yourself.

    my son begged me to watch a movie with him, guilt tripped me into promising to finish it with him under the guise of "we don't spend enough time together". it was a setup from the get go. he just wanted to watch me suffer through the worst film EVER created.

    i even tried to crawfish on it. chewed his ass, just like old times. but the truth is, he and i did spend time together....so it wasnt all bad.
     

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    I still believe that the 'retardedest' has been Without Remorse. Nothing was good about that movie, AND nothing was based up the book (that was EXCELLENT) except the title.
    yeah other than the movie title and a few character names, NOTHING came from the book. can't believe clancy let them do that. and damn that chick was FUGLY.
     

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    Some of these are worthy candidates but I don't classify B movies or bad movies that you can laugh at as retarded. You guys maybe forgot this scene? Skip to 4:00 mark.

     

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    Some of these are worthy candidates but I don't classify B movies or bad movies that you can laugh at as retarded. You guys maybe forgot this scene? Skip to 4:00 mark.


    You finally have a chance with her. Hurry, she’s still warm lol
     
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    "the greasy strangler". if any of you fucks can make it more than 20 minutes in, slap yourself.

    my son begged me to watch a movie with him, guilt tripped me into promising to finish it with him under the guise of "we don't spend enough time together". it was a setup from the get go. he just wanted to watch me suffer through the worst film EVER created.

    i even tried to crawfish on it. chewed his ass, just like old times. but the truth is, he and i did spend time together....so it wasnt all bad.
    slut......😂
     

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    There are very few movies that actually stand the test of a re-watch. Even movies that seemed good on the first pass, tend to fail in reruns.
     

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    personally I much more a fan of those cheesy ass black belt theater shows or kung fu masterpiece lots of supper horrible lip syncing that never matches up they might as well be yelling My name is Inigo Montoya you killed my father prepare to die.loved The Princess Bride



    kung fu hustle just finished watching it was as cheesy as cheese gets
     
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    Some of these are worthy candidates but I don't classify B movies or bad movies that you can laugh at as retarded. You guys maybe forgot this scene? Skip to 4:00 mark.


    I'm trying to decide which part is worse:

    A. Curving the bullet.

    B. A muzzle-loading jezail somehow firing an insanely crafted bullet well over a mile.

    C. Whatever the fuck this shit is:
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    Im2bent

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    The Velocipastor.
    Dude I had to look that one up. Thanks, these B movies are hilarious. Budget 36000 so yeah of course its a turd. But its a turd you laugh at. Just watched the trailer. Has a dude that turns into a velociraptor,evil ninjas looks like, and a hot girlfriend. Found the whole movie on youtube.
     

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    Chuck Norris... The Delta Force.

    Though Lee Marvin had a really cool watch. Which I now own.

    Oh and Cobra. Which a buddy and I watched something like 60 times one summer because we had free HBO at our 'billet' apartment and it was on like... every night. We watched it so often, we knew every line.

    "You're a disease... and I'm the cure."

    "You know what your problem is? You are too violent."

    We spent the entire summer of 1987 watching that movie, playing racquetball, taking easy language classes, banging college girls, watching Mike Tyson... and cooking ribs. And every chance we got, using quotes from the movie and cracking up everyone but our instructors.

    Ah ha hah haa... so bad...

    Sirhr
    Chuck Norris….. Breaker breaker!
     

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  • ChiCom revolutionary war progaganda movies can be VERY bad, especially the low budget ones made for local audience...

    Like THIS:




    I mean, YO DAWG... HOW DA FUK DID NOBODY SPOT THAT??? Try doing that shit even in the LEAST patrolled commuter train and bus stations around here and see how far you make it without getting stopped or having the cops called on you. And TRAINED SOLDIERS did not see that ruse?
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    And, I FUCKING DARE somebody to try to fire a 7.92x57mm or .30-06 rifle with no stock and holding it suspended in their hands like an SMG...
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    Throwing in my vote for Zombie Ass: Toilet of the Dead. ....Come on, watch it. You know you want to.


     

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    I posted on in the Movie thread recently. It was actually a good commentary on America today, but in its own beartiful way was quite retarded.

    god bless america

    Its on Amazon Prime, worth the watch.