Maggie’s  The New Hot Girlfriend/Wife Thread

Blackhorse1108

Private
PX Member
Minuteman
Oct 7, 2010
94
1
49
TN.
185708_20140317_105350_pig-lipstick.jpg


Shanksters Girl
🤣🤣🤣
 
  • Like
Reactions: branson1369

1moaoff

Safe space provider? Nope!!!
Supporter
PX Member
Minuteman
  • Nov 16, 2008
    3,008
    6,494
    cincinnati, ohio
    Helps being a 737 Captain with grown kids and no x wife to support:geek::cool:
    The other option is you were her and simply slumming... I made the mistake in our society that you were the male posting... I apologize and congrats sir on being out of your league
     
    • Haha
    Reactions: AMGtuned

    Pbgt

    Sergeant of the Hide
    PX Member
    Minuteman
    Nov 13, 2018
    326
    396
    I am alot of things, but a quitter aint one of them.....I may need a shoulder replacement tho...
     

    BoltBandit

    Private
    Minuteman
    Mar 29, 2019
    98
    52
    GA
    My better half of 16 years who somehow still puts up with my bullshit!
     

    Attachments

    • 0BFFA6DB-EC79-4770-970C-CD64B79C997A.jpeg
      0BFFA6DB-EC79-4770-970C-CD64B79C997A.jpeg
      389.7 KB · Views: 487
    • C8171E37-1C84-4A75-BE96-4A0448F50422.jpeg
      C8171E37-1C84-4A75-BE96-4A0448F50422.jpeg
      349.9 KB · Views: 444
    • BCB829C4-55C8-405E-94DB-1EE93EA415A6.jpeg
      BCB829C4-55C8-405E-94DB-1EE93EA415A6.jpeg
      439.2 KB · Views: 409
    • 01A55FD5-9E17-46AE-B459-171908D224A7.jpeg
      01A55FD5-9E17-46AE-B459-171908D224A7.jpeg
      812.6 KB · Views: 406
    • F9ED067B-770F-44A5-82DA-11D32033EE30.jpeg
      F9ED067B-770F-44A5-82DA-11D32033EE30.jpeg
      648.7 KB · Views: 408
    • BCCFF5F7-4206-45B0-A8B4-C180B2BC25D3.jpeg
      BCCFF5F7-4206-45B0-A8B4-C180B2BC25D3.jpeg
      525.4 KB · Views: 532

    BoltBandit

    Private
    Minuteman
    Mar 29, 2019
    98
    52
    GA
    Which KTM does she ride? (y)

    In our younger years, every time she started to learn to ride she got pregnant, LOL. But I still ride with my boy. I have an 05 EXC 300 with fully revalved suspension. She's getting old, but still runs like a champ.
     

    BoltBandit

    Private
    Minuteman
    Mar 29, 2019
    98
    52
    GA
    "Hey honey, I just put you on Snipers Hide!" Wife- "Oh yeah, where". "Right below the naked South American Hookers some guy puts up there all the time".

    Like I said, after 16 years she still puts up with my bullshit!!! :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:

    Now that being said..... post the pics a little deeper in my phone and well...... I don't even want to think about it. I would be castrated, missing limbs, and more.
     
    Last edited:
    • Like
    Reactions: shields shtr

    Expert684

    Private
    PX Member
    Minuteman
  • Feb 22, 2013
    1,369
    2,567
    Lafayette, La
    In our younger years, every time she started to learn to ride she got pregnant, LOL. But I still ride with my boy. I have an 05 EXC 300 with fully revalved suspension. She's getting old, but still runs like a champ.
    That's great, I raced MX, enduros and hare scrambles, the wife was the women's state MX champ. Our son has raced almost all of his life, he's 30 going on 31, was going pro but got hurt bad his senior year in High School. I had two 300 XC's now I got a 450X. Getting too old, gonna sell. Great, be safe, enjoy while the kids are young, they will later get out of life, what you as parents put in to them! (y) (y) :giggle:
     
    • Like
    Reactions: GrumpyOleFart

    candyx

    Private
    PX Member
    Minuteman
    Apr 6, 2014
    3,900
    7,180
    My better half of 16 years who somehow still puts up with my bullshit!
    Have to ask the photo of your better half laying prone looking like a sniper was she watching you when you were changing the target cause the bolt was closed ? :ROFLMAO:
     

    BoltBandit

    Private
    Minuteman
    Mar 29, 2019
    98
    52
    GA
    That's great, I raced MX, enduros and hare scrambles, the wife was the women's state MX champ. Our son has raced almost all of his life, he's 30 going on 31, was going pro but got hurt bad his senior year in High School. I had two 300 XC's now I got a 450X. Getting too old, gonna sell. Great, be safe, enjoy while the kids are young, they will later get out of life, what you as parents put in to them! (y) (y) :giggle:
    That’s awesome!!! I was always hoping my family would ride together one day. Still a work in progress. I do have them all shooting though.
    I raced a few enduros in the SORCS series if your familiar. Then we made a minion and that race budget was reallocated, lol. Tons of fun though and I love my 300’s. Sounds like you’ve drank the orange cool-aide to. To the rare bread powered by the whiskey throttle 😂😉
     
    • Like
    Reactions: Expert684

    BoltBandit

    Private
    Minuteman
    Mar 29, 2019
    98
    52
    GA
    Have to ask the photo of your better half laying prone looking like a sniper was she watching you when you were changing the target cause the bolt was closed ? :ROFLMAO:

    Probably intently 😂

    I don’t care how much she says she loves me, I’d be crazy to step in front of her with a loaded gun. Like I said, she puts up with me, the temptation might be to great.

    So that’s the benefit of having a long wingspans. I was beside her, stuck my long ass arm out and took the shot and cropped any of me out of the pic. Makes for a cool shot ;)
     
    • Like
    Reactions: candyx

    vinniedelpino

    Guns and Butter
    PX Member
    Minuteman
    Sep 27, 2020
    635
    815
    Charlotte NC
    You dated a Sicilian woman ? :eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek: and you survived ? Much respect bro.

    No offense to all the beautiful Italian women but they are hard. they could stab you if you pissed them off.

    American women would fuck your friend and divorce your ass while taking all your money if they get really pissed.
    I wouldn't say all women are crazy but......Yeah all women are crazy.

    Sicilian women aren't THAT bad. Sure, they'll throw hands or punch holes in your dashboard with their heels, but it can get much worse.

    Ever date a Jamaican woman? They'll cook you a nice meal, pretend everything's great and then sneak up behind you with a shiv and pop you in the kidneys. They're a sneaky bunch.

    Dominicans and Columbians always seem to have a crazy uncle/brother/cousin that just got out of jail and are happy to go back if it means they get to tune up a white guy boning their family member. Ask me how I know.

    There's a whole crazy spectrum south of our border that can get terrifying pretty fast.