Maggie’s The New Hot Girlfriend/Wife Thread
- Thread starter TacticalSasquach
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Mine sent me this text on Saturday:
"They have a gun show right beside where I'm working today. Want me to look for anything?"
If that ain't hot, I'll kiss your Uncle Remus.
"They have a gun show right beside where I'm working today. Want me to look for anything?"
If that ain't hot, I'll kiss your Uncle Remus.
Yall wait until this summer. Imma post some "on boat ass shots" yall gonna love.
This could go really good or straight up Shankster in a hurry. Stay tuned for which.
Hi,
I can post those pics right now lol, why we waiting til summer??
Sincerely,
Theis
I can post those pics right now lol, why we waiting til summer??
Sincerely,
Theis
Your pictures are without her concent, you creepy old peeping tom! (But send them to me for a cool screen saver
)
Thats where you're wrong, kiddo..
This can’t be an all photo’s thread. This is the hide, where all things snarky and smart ass are required to surround all photos. It’s mandatory.
Dude. I got ball hairs older than you. That arent even grey yet. Grey ball hairs? Older than yer grandad.
kidding. Im rollin up on 41 this summer....
And that pic? A fruit cake who wears a tshirt under a polo and “shapes” his beard lines vs a classy lady in a doily for an outfit with Jellies!!!
Not even a contest!!
Like Jabba vs Princess Leah and yeah, yer wife is the princess dude.
Dude. I got ball hairs older than you. That arent even grey yet. Grey ball hairs? Older than yer grandad.
kidding. Im rollin up on 41 this summer....
And that pic? A fruit cake who wears a tshirt under a polo and “shapes” his beard lines vs a classy lady in a doily for an outfit with Jellies!!!
Not even a contest!!
Like Jabba vs Princess Leah and yeah, yer wife is the princess dude.
Don't be over there hating, son. I can smell the jealousy of my handsome looks from here
.lol South American prostitutes, and of all places, what could go wrong? I knew a 50 year old Armenian guy a decade ago who owned a small sandwich shop, loved the Tijuana hookers would go every other weekend just about. Kept doing it until a pimp hiding in the motel room hit him in the back of the head and they robbed him. He never woke up and someone else took over his sandwich shop.
true, but we here can enjoy the fruits of his spending from our safe locations. lol
Why? Lol. I look like a killer
Even though that’s my everyday face.
Coming up on our 40th Wedding Anniversary.
ms gamboolgal was barely 17 year old when I first met her. I was done soon as I looked into her eyes.
Thank God for them Texas Gals...
ms gamboolgal was barely 17 year old when I first met her. I was done soon as I looked into her eyes.
Thank God for them Texas Gals...
Did Theis send you that adidas shirt?
We won’t tell a soul. You can post now.Like I said, after 16 years she still puts up with my bullshit!!!
Now that being said..... post the pics a little deeper in my phone and well...... I don't even want to think about it. I would be castrated, missing limbs, and more.
