Thoughts after vacation

[DocRDS]

Spent the last few weeks driving around the country trying to see nature. A few highlights:

• I really fucking hate motorcycles. I'm 10 miles out in the wilderness and can still hear those faggots.
• Why is every other lot in WY a junkyard. Like seriously wtf.
• We are doomed as a species. Its only a matter of time. Guy tried to start a fight with me because he was in line for a stupid boat and I was hiking past. "This is the line for the boat" "I'm not taking the boat"
• Fuck Canada. (Went looking for advice on Banff and it was some lib cuck bitching about America. F that noise. I'll go visit the Badlands instead. (Plus my favorite park has been overrun)
• Fuck National Parks. So damn overcrowded. You can't even park after 9AM. So just get up early! yeah you get about 3 hours of park use per day that way before the shit gets zerged.
• Control your crotch monkeys. Yeah my 50 YO ass is slow going up the trail. I can also yeet your little shit off the cliff if he keeps mouthing off. I try and be polite and let people pass. Even my patience has limits.
• After listening to hours of true crime podcasts on the drive:
  • Media has always been ass
  • Medical laws exist for a reason (The number of quacks who turn out to be serious killers is amazing)
    • Still wouldn't trust a "real" doctor as far as I can throw them.
• Can you idiots pick up your trash for once in your life?
• I'm booking an elk hunt cause those fuckeres hid for 2 weeks. Pronghorn/Bison? We cool. Moose, you're next. Bears: I'd hide my ass in the woods too. Stay fluffy boss.
• Buy more ammo
• I am an old cranky bitch.

Carry on.

 

[Trigger Monkey]

 

[Expert684]

Spent the last few weeks driving around the country trying to see nature. A few highlights:

• I really fucking hate motorcycles. I'm 10 miles out in the wilderness and can still hear those faggots.
• Why is every other lot in WY a junkyard. Like seriously wtf.
• We are doomed as a species. Its only a matter of time. Guy tried to start a fight with me because he was in line for a stupid boat and I was hiking past. "This is the line for the boat" "I'm not taking the boat"
• Fuck Canada. (Went looking for advice on Banff and it was some lib cuck bitching about America. F that noise. I'll go visit the Badlands instead. (Plus my favorite park has been overrun)
• Fuck National Parks. So damn overcrowded. You can't even park after 9AM. So just get up early! yeah you get about 3 hours of park use per day that way before the shit gets zerged.
• Control your crotch monkeys. Yeah my 50 YO ass is slow going up the trail. I can also yeet your little shit off the cliff if he keeps mouthing off. I try and be polite and let people pass. Even my patience has limits.
• After listening to hours of true crime podcasts on the drive:
  • Media has always been ass
  • Medical laws exist for a reason (The number of quacks who turn out to be serious killers is amazing)
    • Still wouldn't trust a "real" doctor as far as I can throw them.
• Can you idiots pick up your trash for once in your life?
• I'm booking an elk hunt cause those fuckeres hid for 2 weeks. Pronghorn/Bison? We cool. Moose, you're next. Bears: I'd hide my ass in the woods too. Stay fluffy boss.
• Buy more ammo
• I am an old cranky bitch.

Carry on.

I stay home, wife binge watches Hallmark channel, I got hobbies that don't include her.
In general people are stupid and piss me off also!
Hope you made it back with your sanity!

 

[oneshot86]

That's why when I go to the beach, I feed the fucking seagulls.

 

[DocRDS]

That's why when I go to the beach, I feed the fucking seagulls.

Funny you should mention that--my favorite passtime was to buy old bread at the store, go to the beach with my kids, give them the bread, and then lock the car doors.

Fun for the whole family

Learned it from my grandpa who said "Watch This" and did it to my dad. The panic on his face was priceless! lol good times.

 

[MrSmith]

Wife watches suspense cop shows. I learned that a leading cause of death is Life Insurance. I go to the shop. Be careful out there.

Stay away from crowds.

Thank you,
MrSmith

 

[hermosabeach]

The emaciated deer at Bryce and Zion as they only eat tourist handouts is sad.


If you can't afford to visit Europe, go to the national parks in the summer. Europeans with 4/6 weeks off are on bus tours of the national parks.


South Park nailed it on bikes with loud pipes- they suck.

 

[Thump_rrr]

I think you need a vacation from your vacation.

 

[supercorndogs]

The badlands is my list. There is so mush amazing stuff I have seen in CO. I am glad I got to experice this state when I did the way I did. It's nothing like it was. Everything is still here, but there is just so much less access to it.

Ya national parks are sooooo, busy. Because they make everyone show up for a reservation at the same time. It's public land. Come and go as you please. They owe off huge tracks of land for few "sensitive areas." Like where boiling water meets the surface that can melt your body with acid.

That's kind of like how they call mega doubt, but the truth of the matter is they squandered much of the water in the CO River basin. Now any natural drought is primed to be a catstrophy.

 

[Eggman]

Spent the last few weeks driving around the country trying to see nature. A few highlights:

• Why is every other lot in WY a junkyard. Like seriously wtf.

Carry on.

AMEN BROTHER!!!

finally someone speaking truth about Wyoming.

please spread the word to everyone you meet, we need to get these facts out. this lie about Wyoming being nice has gone on long enough.

we need to save people from wasting their time going there FFS. it is an absolute shit hole. go elsewhere, honestly, any place is better that Wyoming!

 

[DocRDS]

AMEN BROTHER!!!

finally someone speaking truth about Wyoming.

please spread the word to everyone you meet, we need to get these facts out. this lie about Wyoming being nice has gone on long enough.

we need to save people from wasting their time going there FFS. it is an absolute shit hole. go elsewhere, honestly, any place is better that Wyoming!

I'm on to you! We did the same thing in TX for all the Damn Californians. They are a scourage upon the earth. Like locusts who devour and then move on.

I got a lot of nasty looks in the parking lot when I would loudly say "If you fuck like you park, you must never get it in" 90% were CA plates.

 

[RayDBonz]

I recently did a couple thousand miles through our great nation and noticed a couple other things:

- the more blue the state, the more the roads suck
- nobody understands the simple concept of 'slower traffic keep right'
- Kia's and Palisades have now joined my list with bimmers and teslas for the most ignorant drivers alive

 

[TheBigCountry]

That's why when I go to the beach, I feed the fucking seagulls.

Give em all alka seltzer or laxatives?

 

[Ronws]

Spent the last few weeks driving around the country trying to see nature. A few highlights:

• I really fucking hate motorcycles. I'm 10 miles out in the wilderness and can still hear those faggots.
• Why is every other lot in WY a junkyard. Like seriously wtf.
• We are doomed as a species. Its only a matter of time. Guy tried to start a fight with me because he was in line for a stupid boat and I was hiking past. "This is the line for the boat" "I'm not taking the boat"
• Fuck Canada. (Went looking for advice on Banff and it was some lib cuck bitching about America. F that noise. I'll go visit the Badlands instead. (Plus my favorite park has been overrun)
• Fuck National Parks. So damn overcrowded. You can't even park after 9AM. So just get up early! yeah you get about 3 hours of park use per day that way before the shit gets zerged.
• Control your crotch monkeys. Yeah my 50 YO ass is slow going up the trail. I can also yeet your little shit off the cliff if he keeps mouthing off. I try and be polite and let people pass. Even my patience has limits.
• After listening to hours of true crime podcasts on the drive:
  • Media has always been ass
  • Medical laws exist for a reason (The number of quacks who turn out to be serious killers is amazing)
    • Still wouldn't trust a "real" doctor as far as I can throw them.
• Can you idiots pick up your trash for once in your life?
• I'm booking an elk hunt cause those fuckeres hid for 2 weeks. Pronghorn/Bison? We cool. Moose, you're next. Bears: I'd hide my ass in the woods too. Stay fluffy boss.
• Buy more ammo
• I am an old cranky bitch.

Carry on.

My call sign is Senor Pendejo and I approve this message.

 

[ColinW]

What the hell does ones crotch have to do with you being 50 years old, moving at probably half the speed of scent up a damn trail? That remark made absolutely no sense. A "Control your mouth, monkey's" - would have sufficed. Not everyone's the raging dick you want to beat off, sheesh.