Thoughts after vacation

[DocRDS]

Spent the last few weeks driving around the country trying to see nature. A few highlights:

• I really fucking hate motorcycles. I'm 10 miles out in the wilderness and can still hear those faggots.
• Why is every other lot in WY a junkyard. Like seriously wtf.
• We are doomed as a species. Its only a matter of time. Guy tried to start a fight with me because he was in line for a stupid boat and I was hiking past. "This is the line for the boat" "I'm not taking the boat"
• Fuck Canada. (Went looking for advice on Banff and it was some lib cuck bitching about America. F that noise. I'll go visit the Badlands instead. (Plus my favorite park has been overrun)
• Fuck National Parks. So damn overcrowded. You can't even park after 9AM. So just get up early! yeah you get about 3 hours of park use per day that way before the shit gets zerged.
• Control your crotch monkeys. Yeah my 50 YO ass is slow going up the trail. I can also yeet your little shit off the cliff if he keeps mouthing off. I try and be polite and let people pass. Even my patience has limits.
• After listening to hours of true crime podcasts on the drive:
  • Media has always been ass
  • Medical laws exist for a reason (The number of quacks who turn out to be serious killers is amazing)
    • Still wouldn't trust a "real" doctor as far as I can throw them.
• Can you idiots pick up your trash for once in your life?
• I'm booking an elk hunt cause those fuckeres hid for 2 weeks. Pronghorn/Bison? We cool. Moose, you're next. Bears: I'd hide my ass in the woods too. Stay fluffy boss.
• Buy more ammo
• I am an old cranky bitch.

Carry on.

 

[Trigger Monkey]

 

[Expert684]

Spent the last few weeks driving around the country trying to see nature. A few highlights:

• I really fucking hate motorcycles. I'm 10 miles out in the wilderness and can still hear those faggots.
• Why is every other lot in WY a junkyard. Like seriously wtf.
• We are doomed as a species. Its only a matter of time. Guy tried to start a fight with me because he was in line for a stupid boat and I was hiking past. "This is the line for the boat" "I'm not taking the boat"
• Fuck Canada. (Went looking for advice on Banff and it was some lib cuck bitching about America. F that noise. I'll go visit the Badlands instead. (Plus my favorite park has been overrun)
• Fuck National Parks. So damn overcrowded. You can't even park after 9AM. So just get up early! yeah you get about 3 hours of park use per day that way before the shit gets zerged.
• Control your crotch monkeys. Yeah my 50 YO ass is slow going up the trail. I can also yeet your little shit off the cliff if he keeps mouthing off. I try and be polite and let people pass. Even my patience has limits.
• After listening to hours of true crime podcasts on the drive:
  • Media has always been ass
  • Medical laws exist for a reason (The number of quacks who turn out to be serious killers is amazing)
    • Still wouldn't trust a "real" doctor as far as I can throw them.
• Can you idiots pick up your trash for once in your life?
• I'm booking an elk hunt cause those fuckeres hid for 2 weeks. Pronghorn/Bison? We cool. Moose, you're next. Bears: I'd hide my ass in the woods too. Stay fluffy boss.
• Buy more ammo
• I am an old cranky bitch.

Carry on.

I stay home, wife binge watches Hallmark channel, I got hobbies that don't include her.
In general people are stupid and piss me off also!
Hope you made it back with your sanity!

 

[oneshot86]

That's why when I go to the beach, I feed the fucking seagulls.

 

[DocRDS]

That's why when I go to the beach, I feed the fucking seagulls.

Funny you should mention that--my favorite passtime was to buy old bread at the store, go to the beach with my kids, give them the bread, and then lock the car doors.

Fun for the whole family

Learned it from my grandpa who said "Watch This" and did it to my dad. The panic on his face was priceless! lol good times.

 

[MrSmith]

Wife watches suspense cop shows. I learned that a leading cause of death is Life Insurance. I go to the shop. Be careful out there.

Stay away from crowds.

Thank you,
MrSmith

 

[hermosabeach]

The emaciated deer at Bryce and Zion as they only eat tourist handouts is sad.


If you can't afford to visit Europe, go to the national parks in the summer. Europeans with 4/6 weeks off are on bus tours of the national parks.


South Park nailed it on bikes with loud pipes- they suck.

 

[Thump_rrr]

I think you need a vacation from your vacation.

 

[supercorndogs]

The badlands is my list. There is so mush amazing stuff I have seen in CO. I am glad I got to experice this state when I did the way I did. It's nothing like it was. Everything is still here, but there is just so much less access to it.

Ya national parks are sooooo, busy. Because they make everyone show up for a reservation at the same time. It's public land. Come and go as you please. They owe off huge tracks of land for few "sensitive areas." Like where boiling water meets the surface that can melt your body with acid.

That's kind of like how they call mega doubt, but the truth of the matter is they squandered much of the water in the CO River basin. Now any natural drought is primed to be a catstrophy.

 

[Eggman]

Spent the last few weeks driving around the country trying to see nature. A few highlights:

• Why is every other lot in WY a junkyard. Like seriously wtf.

Carry on.

AMEN BROTHER!!!

finally someone speaking truth about Wyoming.

please spread the word to everyone you meet, we need to get these facts out. this lie about Wyoming being nice has gone on long enough.

we need to save people from wasting their time going there FFS. it is an absolute shit hole. go elsewhere, honestly, any place is better that Wyoming!

 

[DocRDS]

AMEN BROTHER!!!

finally someone speaking truth about Wyoming.

please spread the word to everyone you meet, we need to get these facts out. this lie about Wyoming being nice has gone on long enough.

we need to save people from wasting their time going there FFS. it is an absolute shit hole. go elsewhere, honestly, any place is better that Wyoming!

I'm on to you! We did the same thing in TX for all the Damn Californians. They are a scourage upon the earth. Like locusts who devour and then move on.

I got a lot of nasty looks in the parking lot when I would loudly say "If you fuck like you park, you must never get it in" 90% were CA plates.

 

[RayDBonz]

I recently did a couple thousand miles through our great nation and noticed a couple other things:

- the more blue the state, the more the roads suck
- nobody understands the simple concept of 'slower traffic keep right'
- Kia's and Palisades have now joined my list with bimmers and teslas for the most ignorant drivers alive

 

[TheBigCountry]

That's why when I go to the beach, I feed the fucking seagulls.

Give em all alka seltzer or laxatives?

 

[Ronws]

Spent the last few weeks driving around the country trying to see nature. A few highlights:

• I really fucking hate motorcycles. I'm 10 miles out in the wilderness and can still hear those faggots.
• Why is every other lot in WY a junkyard. Like seriously wtf.
• We are doomed as a species. Its only a matter of time. Guy tried to start a fight with me because he was in line for a stupid boat and I was hiking past. "This is the line for the boat" "I'm not taking the boat"
• Fuck Canada. (Went looking for advice on Banff and it was some lib cuck bitching about America. F that noise. I'll go visit the Badlands instead. (Plus my favorite park has been overrun)
• Fuck National Parks. So damn overcrowded. You can't even park after 9AM. So just get up early! yeah you get about 3 hours of park use per day that way before the shit gets zerged.
• Control your crotch monkeys. Yeah my 50 YO ass is slow going up the trail. I can also yeet your little shit off the cliff if he keeps mouthing off. I try and be polite and let people pass. Even my patience has limits.
• After listening to hours of true crime podcasts on the drive:
  • Media has always been ass
  • Medical laws exist for a reason (The number of quacks who turn out to be serious killers is amazing)
    • Still wouldn't trust a "real" doctor as far as I can throw them.
• Can you idiots pick up your trash for once in your life?
• I'm booking an elk hunt cause those fuckeres hid for 2 weeks. Pronghorn/Bison? We cool. Moose, you're next. Bears: I'd hide my ass in the woods too. Stay fluffy boss.
• Buy more ammo
• I am an old cranky bitch.

Carry on.

My call sign is Senor Pendejo and I approve this message.

 

[ColinW]

What the hell does ones crotch have to do with you being 50 years old, moving at probably half the speed of scent up a damn trail? That remark made absolutely no sense. A "Control your mouth, monkey's" - would have sufficed. Not everyone's the raging dick you want to beat off, sheesh.

 

[Short-bus]

My best road trip ever, and I want/need to do it again. In 2019 I drove to Alaska with a camper and my daughters. Spent 6 weeks just seeing that part of our world. Best trip ever. We left June 6, so I think we were a little early and beat a lot of the tourists, but I didn't feel like it was crowded at all. Unfortunately my girls grew up, oldest will be 21 in January, youngest turning 17 soon. Oldest is well on her way to starting her own life, she'll be engaged soon, her boyfriend already has the ring. So i'm thinking that i'm going to start putting money aside so I can maybe take my grand children on that trip.

There is so much to see that's not a national park. National forests have loads of land to hike on, waterfalls to see, trails to experience, and they aren't crowded because they don't generally have a paved road to get to them. I love fishing the alpine lakes for trout, sure they're small usually, but I don't care.

California can fuck right off, but I tell you, if you haven't seen the redwoods in person, they're really impressive, and you won't regret making the trip. Drive the PCH north out of Monterrey. If you're a tent camping type, in 2017 we drove all the way up to seattle along the PCH, and we tent camped most of the way.

There's a lot of adventure available out there, and no tourists to mess with.


One thing i'm kinda looking forward too with our girls being older, is the wife and I can start vacationing when everyones kids are in school. Should really cut down on the bulk of the tourists. I want to go back to Yellowstone again, but outside of the busy season, so maybe we can actually get around without getting stuck in a 3 mile traffic backup because someone wants to stop on the 2 lane road because they see a squirrel. Most of the people that go to the national parks in the summer, are fucking cunts. Everytime I see someone gored by a bison, i makes me happy, and sad that they didn't die in the process. The only good cunt, is one that gets a nomination for a darwin award for dying is the dumbest way.

Alaska is incredible. I know you said Fuck Canada, and I agree. However we drove the dempster north to the arctic ocean, and the drive was amazing. I should have stopped to take more pictures, but the first 250 miles or so the weather was shit, and then we got into the northwest territories, and the gravel road got really nice, and the scenery was amazing.

Sorry for kinda hijacking your thread, I really miss taking trips like the ones i've done. I want to get back to doing them.

 

[RUN8]

Spent the last few weeks driving around the country trying to see nature. A few highlights:

• I really fucking hate motorcycles. I'm 10 miles out in the wilderness and can still hear those faggots.
• Why is every other lot in WY a junkyard. Like seriously wtf.
• We are doomed as a species. Its only a matter of time. Guy tried to start a fight with me because he was in line for a stupid boat and I was hiking past. "This is the line for the boat" "I'm not taking the boat"
• Fuck Canada. (Went looking for advice on Banff and it was some lib cuck bitching about America. F that noise. I'll go visit the Badlands instead. (Plus my favorite park has been overrun)
• Fuck National Parks. So damn overcrowded. You can't even park after 9AM. So just get up early! yeah you get about 3 hours of park use per day that way before the shit gets zerged.
• Control your crotch monkeys. Yeah my 50 YO ass is slow going up the trail. I can also yeet your little shit off the cliff if he keeps mouthing off. I try and be polite and let people pass. Even my patience has limits.
• After listening to hours of true crime podcasts on the drive:
  • Media has always been ass
  • Medical laws exist for a reason (The number of quacks who turn out to be serious killers is amazing)
    • Still wouldn't trust a "real" doctor as far as I can throw them.
• Can you idiots pick up your trash for once in your life?
• I'm booking an elk hunt cause those fuckeres hid for 2 weeks. Pronghorn/Bison? We cool. Moose, you're next. Bears: I'd hide my ass in the woods too. Stay fluffy boss.
• Buy more ammo
• I am an old cranky bitch.

Carry on.

While you’re not wrong it has to be pointed out that any vacation or traveling done in the summer is going to be like this if you’re going to national parks or other tourist destinations.

Want to avoid 90% of the ass pain and still see cool stuff? Wait until school is back in session, mid-late fall is usually a great time to go see the country. Weather is usually way nicer, and all the people with kids are home because kids are in school. As an added bonus the faggot ass Harley riders are usually thinned out.

Carry on with being cranky!

 

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

Went to tourist traps and didn't expect to see anyone else doing the same thing during tourism season. Makes sense.
I wonder how many of the other tourists went home and complained about the OP on Facebook.

 

[Numb_Skull]

50 year old raging fat pocket, full of nothing but corn syrup and estrogen and driving a minivan calling someone else a faggot.

If you would learn to ride a motorcycle as well as you ride your boyfriend’s mustache it would help you get off the SSRI’s and other antipsychotics you take and enjoy life.