Maggie’s USRSF- A new unit in the Army

[ramrod14]

The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500 man elite fighting unit called the US Redneck Special Forces (USRSF). These southern boys will be dropped in Afghanistan knowing only these facts about terrorists: 1. The season opened today. 2. There is no limit. 3. They taste like chicken. 4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus. 5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt. The Pentagon expects the problem in Afghanistan to be over by Monday.

 

[Swampkat]

Re: USRSF- A new unit in the Army

LMAO

 

[Finris]

Re: USRSF- A new unit in the Army

I guess that means no more ROE's from Patrarus. If that was true the war would be over Saturday night before bath time....

 

[namgrunt]

Re: USRSF- A new unit in the Army

or over in time for SEC FOTBALL on saturday

WAR EAGLE(Auburn)

 

[customgun1]

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freaking love it...i am one of those guys

 

[GardDog]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Nam Grunt</div><div class="ubbcode-body">or over in time for SEC FOTBALL on saturday
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Too true.

 

[0481]

Re: USRSF- A new unit in the Army

This is how it should have been done to start with

 

[*greenhorn*]

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where do i sign up???

 

[oneshot86]

Re: USRSF- A new unit in the Army

can use dogs and hunt at night...

heaven...

 

[ubet]

Re: USRSF- A new unit in the Army

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: oneshot86</div><div class="ubbcode-body">can use dogs and hunt at night...

heaven... </div></div>

And supplied with whatever nfa toys they desire

 

[GAP-10]

Re: USRSF- A new unit in the Army

Great idea.