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Veer_G vs KYS338 - A personal pissing match

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Out of respect, McDonalds has come out with the Amy Whitehouse meal:
















Coke and Ice.
 
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Q: What does Amy Winehouse have in common with Janis Joplin, Jim Morrison, Jimi Hendrix, and Kurt Cobain?










A: Nothing, they were all talented musicians.
 
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Situation Normal</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Q: What does Amy Winehouse have in common with Janis Joplin, Jim Morrison, Jimi Hendrix, and Kurt Cobain?










A: Nothing, they were all talented musicians.
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HAhahahaha
 
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: StanwoodSpartan</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Situation Normal</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Q: What does Amy Winehouse have in common with Janis Joplin, Jim Morrison, Jimi Hendrix, and Kurt Cobain?










A: Nothing, they were all talented musicians.
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HAhahahaha </div></div>
I chuckled at this one too.
Why is Amy Whinehouse such a big deal?
 
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What did Sam Houston say to Davy Crokett when he saw Santa Anna's Army coming?

A: I didn't know we were pouring concrete today.

What's the difference between anal sex and a refrigerator?

A: When you pull the meat out of the fridge, it won't fart in your face

Why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide?

A: If your name was, "Mawhrfuweewahufoih", you would too.
 
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Wasn't her latest hit called "Rehab" or something like that?

Ironic?
 
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From the group Great White...B side to Once Bitten Twice Shy:

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<span style="font-size: 14pt">
Well I'm a wasted rock ranger
I live the life of danger
On the road to find a higher high
I don't need no one's affection
All I need is my injection
The music of wild rock will get me by *

I've been doin' gigs since I was ten
I really can't remember when
I ever had a dollar to my name
My ears are blown, my eyes are red
I got big holes inside my head
Snorting too much crystal and cocaine

I have bennies with the breakfast toast
Qualudes with the evening roast
Assorted snorts of powder in between
I don't think a day's gone by
That I wasn't drunk or high
It's the only way I keep my sanity

From Kegger's Den to Hooterville
My flaming tricks have topped the bill
A thousand empty bottles earn my name
Endless trains of one night stands
Sharing gigs with half-assed bands
And all the local groupies lay the same

Well I could have had a payin' job
Workin' for some fucked-up slob
Wife and family, true security
But I left that shit behind
For that heavy metal grind
'Cause rock'n roll is in my blood to stay
(among other things)

Hey! You're a wasted rock ranger
You'll live life of danger
Sing this song and follow it till the end
When you reach number one
You can overdose for fun
And go and visit Jimi and his friends

Hey! You're a wasted rock ranger
You'll live a life of danger
Sing this song and follow it till the end
When we reach number one
Hey! We'll all overdose for fun
And we'll hang out with Jimi and his friends
Yee haw!

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: netranger6</div><div class="ubbcode-body">What did Sam Houston say to Davy Crokett when he saw Santa Anna's Army coming?

A: I didn't know we were pouring concrete today.</div></div>

Wanna explain your joke?
 
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Veer_G</div><div class="ubbcode-body">
netranger6 said:
What did Sam Houston say to Davy Crokett when he saw Santa Anna's Army coming?

A: I didn't know we were pouring concrete today.</div></div>

Wanna explain your joke? [/quot


Apparently youve never been to a large construction site in Tejas.

A hint: Think ...ESL......(english as a second language).
 
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Goldie</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Veer_G</div><div class="ubbcode-body">
netranger6 said:
What did Sam Houston say to Davy Crokett when he saw Santa Anna's Army coming?

A: I didn't know we were pouring concrete today.</div></div>

Wanna explain your joke? [/quot


Apparently youve never been to a large construction site in Tejas.

A hint: Think ...ESL......(english as a second language). </div></div>

Yeah, I understood perfectly well. I've taught ESL, in fact. You gonna start in on prop comedy with watermelons and fried chicken next?
 
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Veer_G</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Goldie</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Veer_G</div><div class="ubbcode-body">
netranger6 said:
What did Sam Houston say to Davy Crokett when he saw Santa Anna's Army coming?

A: I didn't know we were pouring concrete today.</div></div>

Wanna explain your joke? [/quot


Apparently youve never been to a large construction site in Tejas.

A hint: Think ...ESL......(english as a second language). </div></div>

Yeah, I understood perfectly well. I've taught ESL, in fact. You gonna start in on prop comedy with watermelons and fried chicken next? </div></div>

Veer, quit being a pussy. It's a joke. (Like this) Move along.

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Hey guys. Don't get my disrespecting the drugged out pop star thread locked for your racist comments.
Take that shit elsewhere.


/Anybody see Louie on FX last week? - WOW!
 
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Damn it, I'll make sure my jokes are more G rated from here on out. But since you mentioned water melons and fried chicken, ever here the one about the hunter from Arkansas?
 
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What's white and fourteen inches long?
Absolutely nothing!

What do you call 500,000 white guys jumping out of a plane?
Snow.

What do you call a bunch of Crackers in a circle?
A Dope Ring!

What do you call 300 white men chasing a black man?
The PGA tour.

Why do so many white people get lost skiing?
It's hard to find them in the snow.

What did they white guy do before his blood test?
He studied.

How long does it take for a white women to take a crap???
9 months
 
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Whats the difference between Hitler & Michael Phelps?












One knows how to finish a race.
 
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What do you call a mob of white people in Detroit burning down the city?






A hockey victory.
 
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Whats white and crawls up your leg.

Uncle Ben's Perverted Rice.

Got that one from Townes Van Zant.
 
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Veer_G</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Goldie</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Veer_G</div><div class="ubbcode-body">
netranger6 said:
What did Sam Houston say to Davy Crokett when he saw Santa Anna's Army coming?

A: I didn't know we were pouring concrete today.</div></div>

Wanna explain your joke? [/quot


Apparently youve never been to a large construction site in Tejas.

A hint: Think ...ESL......(english as a second language). </div></div>

Yeah, I understood perfectly well. I've taught ESL, in fact. You gonna start in on prop comedy with watermelons and fried chicken next? </div></div>

And this from the guy whoo started all the "cop threads".

What cha got against watermelon, boy?
 
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What's black and white and hates little girls?

A: A Priest


What's all that black shit between elephants toes?

A: Slow natives


Hear of the new German invention?

A: A microwave that seats six


When's the only time you spit in an Italian girls face?

A: When her mustache is on fire.
 
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Goldie</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Veer_G</div><div class="ubbcode-body">
netranger6 said:
What did Sam Houston say to Davy Crokett when he saw Santa Anna's Army coming?

A: I didn't know we were pouring concrete today.</div></div>

Wanna explain your joke? [/quot


Apparently youve never been to a large construction site in Tejas.



A hint: Think ...ESL......(english as a second language). </div></div>

Texas fuck come to south dakota i get my ass chewed on a daily basis but dont understand a fucking word they say. And pissed to boot i dont speak mexican go figure.
 
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: netranger6</div><div class="ubbcode-body">bwwwahaha. Dude said he doesn't speak Mexican. lol. That's great. </div></div>

Good eye, Net.
 
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: shankster</div><div class="ubbcode-body">
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Man, thank you God. That is one ugly bitch.
 
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Goldie</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: netranger6</div><div class="ubbcode-body">bwwwahaha. Dude said he doesn't speak Mexican. lol. That's great. </div></div>

Good eye, Net. </div></div>lmao
 
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: DDay</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: shankster</div><div class="ubbcode-body">
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Man, thank you God. That is one ugly bitch. </div></div> I thought that was Keith Richards....
 
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Redmanss</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: DDay</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: shankster</div><div class="ubbcode-body">
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Man, thank you God. That is one ugly bitch. </div></div> I thought that was Keith Richards....</div></div>


BWAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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So Shankster is at the local enlisted club, meets this pig and gets it going with her. She's like, "give me 8 inches and make it hurt baby", so he what can he do....he bangs her twice and slaps her.
 
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What's all that useless shit around a vagina?

A: A woman.

How do you get a Shia chick pregnant?

A: Cum in her shoes and let the flies do the rest.
 
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Why do women have smaller feet than men?

A: So they can stand closer to the sink.

Your wife asks, "Honey, what's on t.v.?"

A: You reply, "dust", get after it!
 
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Q: When a male gets a sex change operations, what is the most painful part of the procedure?










A: When the surgeon drills the tiny hole and sucks out 1/2 the brain.
 
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O: you know why women get smarter when they are having sex?













A: Because they have a genius in them
 
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Q: Why do girls fart after they pee?
A: They cant shake it so they blow it dry

Q: What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
A: You better hold onto your nuts cause this is going to be no ordinary blow-job

Q: Why is the wedding dress white?
A: So the dish washer matches the fridge and stove

Q: What do you do when the dish washer stops working?
A: Beat her

Q: Whats the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver"
A: The bad golfer says, "Whack...Dang." The bad skydiver says, "Dang...Whack."

And finally:

A man finds a lamp and rubs it, and the genie pops out and says you get three wishes; so the guys makes his wishes, and POOF, he has a huge house that is filled to the brim with hundred dollar bills, and POOF the house is then filled with super hot models and fast cars, then all a sudden there is a knock on the door, he opens it and a guy in a KKK white outfit with the pointy hat grabs him, strings him up, then takes off the mask and its the GENIE! he says, "I understand the house and riches,and the hot girls and fast cars, BUT TO BE HUNG LIKE A BLACK MAN???"

doh...
 
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Veer_G</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Goldie</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Veer_G</div><div class="ubbcode-body">
netranger6 said:
What did Sam Houston say to Davy Crokett when he saw Santa Anna's Army coming?

A: I didn't know we were pouring concrete today.</div></div>

Wanna explain your joke? [/quot


Apparently youve never been to a large construction site in Tejas.

A hint: Think ...ESL......(english as a second language). </div></div>

Yeah, I understood perfectly well. I've taught ESL, in fact. You gonna start in on prop comedy with watermelons and fried chicken next? </div></div>

Stand down Veer. You ALWAYS have to try and pull a race card on everything....

Let it go.
 
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: KYS338</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Veer_G</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Goldie</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Veer_G</div><div class="ubbcode-body">
netranger6 said:
What did Sam Houston say to Davy Crokett when he saw Santa Anna's Army coming?

A: I didn't know we were pouring concrete today.</div></div>

Wanna explain your joke? [/quot


Apparently youve never been to a large construction site in Tejas.

A hint: Think ...ESL......(english as a second language). </div></div>

Yeah, I understood perfectly well. I've taught ESL, in fact. You gonna start in on prop comedy with watermelons and fried chicken next? </div></div>

Stand down Veer. You ALWAYS have to try and pull a race card on everything....

Let it go. </div></div>

I hope you find happiness and fulfillment in life. I'm just not certain how it is that your obsession with me on this board is going to help you towards that end.
 
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I just hope none of you ever has an alcoholic/addict daughter....

AW got a lot of press, but hundreds of daughters die from this shit every day.
 
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I have a sincere sympathy for addicts who cannot control their addictions or their actions. They need help.

I have zero sympathy for a celebrity who has NUMEROUS resources to seek help and chooses not to.

I'm sorry to see a person's life wasted, I don't feel sorry for her.
 
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Mike</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I have a sincere sympathy for addicts who cannot control their addictions or their actions. They need help.

I have zero sympathy for a celebrity who has NUMEROUS resources to seek help and chooses not to.

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That's interesting, you say that like there is a difference.

Only difference I see is you get to see one die for entertainment. The others just die. Regardless of treatment opportunities some folks get clean, some can't.

There's a reason we say "but for the grace of god there go I".

I don't really care what folks think of her or not, I'm a selfish prick and when I heard she was dead I thought the same thing I thought every time I hear of one that can't get it-"better her than me.". I thank her for reminding me everything I could have back any time I want it.



Sorry to detract from the fun, back to your regularly scheduled corpse bashing...