Vote (Donate To) For Doug

[Dougie308]

As you may not know I retired last year and frankly I’m kind of bored. So I was thinking of taking up something new like being Supreme Leader of the United States (working title).

Here’s my pitch. A brief search through my posts will indicate that my beliefs are generally compatible with the rational manner in which the country should be run. But just to sum up; if you’re here illegally you’re leaving pretty soon and we’re scraping that plaque off the Statue of Liberty. If you’re in Congress all the laws that apply to us apply to you. Oh! And no more lifetime salary or free healthcare. By 2025 all vehicles in the US will have cow catchers and it will be legal to hit people who tailgate and fail to use signals. also if you’re in an accident and you you were on the phone it’s your fault. All foreign aide decisions will be made on the basis of what’s in it for us? And of course the entertainment and news industries will be heavily vetted and those deemed unsuitable will be sent to a lovely series of educational facilities I am tentatively locating in Detroit and the Florida Keys.

Just testing the water here. But if I get a positive response I’ll set up Go Fund Me Page. I’m also looking for my cabinet members and advisors and such. So if you’re interested,,,.

 

[QuickNDirty]

it will be legal to hit people who tailgate and fail to use signals.

Can you go into that in a bit more detail?

Are you saying it'll be legal for me lock the brakes up on a tail gaiter, get his vehicle off the road, and then physically assault that dude? What do you mean by "hit"?

Can you take it a step further and make unsafe driving practices an offense on the level with assault with a deadly weapon with intent to cause great bodily harm?

What do you intend to do to get insurance companies to cover any damage sustained to self or property as a result of actions taken against these people, in the event it's a broke motherfucker that can't even pay rent and isn't legally able to work in the US?

I'm interested, but will need to know more. The "Supreme Leader" thing has to go, though. I don't believe in that shit one bit.

 

[Sean the Nailer]

QuicknDirty, what I hear him saying, is that for folks whom are deadbeats, and have no inherent valuable items that can be sold-off/traded for payment in kind, there are options.

Such as when one is deemed "officially deadbeat" and yet still owing mucho-dinero to a wronged party, they themselves can be party'ed. Or maybe that's "Parted". Bear with me here, there's value in:

Eyes
Corneas
Skin
Limbs
Kidneys (both of them)
Lungs (both of them)
Heart
Liver (if you've patience, it is a self-replacing organ, so this can be done numerous times over the years.)
Stem Cells (again, more than once...)

So, just there, you can see that there is definitely recompense available to the aggrieved/injured parties. Those responsible can actually pay their debts. No more 'writing things off to bankruptcy' and other financial shenanigans that has gotten so many carried along.

Who knows, this might actually bring back the word "responsibility" into fashion and common-speak.

I'm pretty much an advocate of turning super-max's into The Matrix type organ generation stations, too. I mean seriously, what other good is there, there?

Oh, and Merry Christmas.

 

[QuickNDirty]

 

[Alphatreedog]

Get a hooker to pay you and I'll campaign for you . Oh , she's gotta be alive and have most of her teef .

 

[Mike_Honcho]

You need to ad to your platform that if you are on cable news and being interviewed - each and every time you lie or say something that can not be verified as fact - someone my size or larger hits you in the hand with a 3# ball peen hammer - right then and there.

 

[ArmyJerry]

 

[FS1]

I am interested in the Ambassador to Sweden Job. I would donate for that.

 

[Alphatreedog]

I am interested in the Ambassador to Sweden Job. I would donate for that.

What about Brazil or Costa Rica ? Brazil got dat ass and Costa Rica has some seriously hot women too .

 

[Blue Sky Country]

I want to be the General Manager of the New York branch of the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms Convenience Store

I have sales and managing experience and I will make sure all the associates are doing their best to UPSELL ammo, lighters and flasks!