We're done for, the big ones on the way.

[Maggot]

Been nice knowing ya'll.


A powerful asteroid impact could wipe out all of humanity ...
www.miamiherald.com › op-ed › article247835945


1 hour ago — The big one's coming. If we don't want to go the way of the dinosaur, it's time to colonize the moon | Opinion. By William E ...

 

[Alphatreedog]

All yall motherfuckers gonna Diyyeee . Not me I aint human . Im a Deplorable .

 

[OldSalty2]

the moon is a terrible option.

Mars or bust.

From there, next up...Titan.

 

[atepointer]

I'm on the worst conference call of 2020 and this gave me pause for laughter.....Ahhh the Miami Herald face palm.

 

[Jscb1b]

Oh please oh please oh please! If not the ASSteroid how about the Yellowstone super caldera?

 

[Alphatreedog]

the moon is a terrible option.

Mars or bust.

From there, next up...Titan.

I'm headed straight for Uranus .

 

[Blue Sky Country]

And meanwhile, institutions of learning and technology are way too busy concerning about how many genders there are or playing "find the racist/sexist/misogynistic whatever" in everything from food to music instead of focusing on allotting money and staff to researching much more important things, like space propulsion, space medicine, etc...

A 20 year old Chinese American guy (came to the US around 10 years old so still has a heavy accent) I know around my neighborhood is getting his engineering degree and in the meantime works stock and freight at the Chinese supermarket. He told me how SJW creeps on campus would approach him and ask him to join this crap or support that, and he fucking blew up on them. Literally yelled at them "Look I don't focking care! Not my problem! I just wanna focking study and graduate! You wanna me to care, you focking PAY me! Leave me alone!"...

Me:

 

[Jscb1b]

Focking light!

 

[Slash0311]

I can't read without signing up.

Do I have time to go shoot my ammo stockpile? It'll take me a few weeks to burn thru my 9mm alone. And what do I do with all these primers??

Oh the humanity

 

[Alphatreedog]

Focking light!

Fockin Lacist .

 

[Jscb1b]

Fockin Lacist .

Focking light!

 

[Jscb1b]

Two wongs don't make a wight.

 

[Kamerad]

 

[E. Bryant]

I'm headed straight for Uranus .

The worst thing about this thread is not the planet-killing asteroid, but rather that I did not identify the opportunity for this joke

 

[Dogtown]

The only planet killer we have to even remotely worry about at this moment is Apophis, and it's looking less and less likely to be a problem.

If you want to avoid the scientifically illiterate press and online commentary, just keep a watch on the objects in the Yellow/Orange/Red zones of the Torino Scale.

 

[R0man]

With the current state of affairs, I welcome a "great reset". Not the kind elites expect.

 

[Flyinghunter]

 

[Jscb1b]

We would see what all their money is worth!

 

[Dogtown]

Here's what you should keep an eye on...

Sentry: Earth Impact Monitoring

NASA's Near-Earth Object (NEO) web-site. Data related to Earth impact risk, close-approaches, and much more.

cneos.jpl.nasa.gov

 

[Badfinger]

Perfect timing

 

[Kamerad]

The worst thing about this thread is not the planet-killing asteroid, but rather that I did not identify the opportunity for this joke

 

[Kamerad]

Could this be the Giant Meteor-o-Death swooping in to overturn the election results?

 

[Supersubes]

The only planet killer we have to even remotely worry about at this moment is Apophis, and it's looking less and less likely to be a problem.

If you want to avoid the scientifically illiterate press and online commentary, just keep a watch on the objects in the Yellow/Orange/Red zones of the Torino Scale.

Red is my favorite color.

 

[diverdon]

Even if 1000 "big ones" hit earth would be millions of times more habitable than the moon. Here there is air and water. We have neither the Tech nor the money to consider a permanent moon base.

This kind of dumb idea is just NASA PLOY for easy money.

 

[Animal357]

Hope it hits Califuckistan

 

[Jscb1b]

Hope it hits Califuckistan

HARD! San Andreas fault fall into the ocean hard!

 

[TriggerJerk!]

Apophis will be close enough on the initial pass to get some gravitational “redirection”. The second pass might be really fun!

 

[TriggerJerk!]

 

[BullGear]

Come on man. It's just a little tiny rock. In comparison, it's probably less than 1/1,000,000 the size of the Earth. What kinda damage can that cause???

 

[Jscb1b]

Can we get it to hit DC?

 

[BullGear]

Can we get it to hit DC?

Only if both houses are in session.

 

[norcalAF]

Can we get it to hit DC?

Or at least Sacramento?

 

[Thorny]

Is it bringing more ballots ?

 

[Jscb1b]

Trump 2020 baby!

 

[Animal357]

That would be great end to 2020. Would make it all worthwhile

 

[HousePlant]

Honestly... let's have it. I'm so sick of people who litter than we might as well just shut it down.

 

[Jscb1b]

Yahtzee!

 

[ken226]

About 3/4 of the earth's surface is water. Most of the nation's troublemakers (coastal elites), live near the water. Impactors make big waves. Just saying...

 

[BullGear]

Lets say this thing does create havoc, who do you think the Demwits will blame for it?

 

[Darayavaus]

I hope so. first time was water, guess we're due for fire

 

[ken226]

Lets say this thing does create havoc, who do you think the Demwits will blame for it?

Trump, obviously! First off, global warming thinned the atmosphere too much to burn up the asteroid, and since trump was the one who pulled us out of the Paris climate accord. 2nd off, if he had properly funded space force, like Biden would have, they could have just towed it away. 3rd, he's fukin orange! I mean, just look at him!

Sorry, just practicing in case I get a job offer with CNN.

 

[theLBC]

could have said this 2000 years ago and be just as right.
luckily, we have alien friends to help us if needed.

 

[armorpl8chikn]

And meanwhile, institutions of learning and technology are way too busy concerning about how many genders there are or playing "find the racist/sexist/misogynistic whatever" in everything from food to music in order to focus on allotting money and staff to researching much more important things, like space propulsion, space medicine, etc...

A 20 year old Chinese American guy (came to the US around 10 years old so still has a heavy accent) I know around my neighborhood is getting his engineering degree and in the meantime works stock and freight at the Chinese supermarket. He told me how SJW creeps on campus would approach him and ask him to join this crap or support that, and he fucking blew up on them. Literally yelled at them "Look I don't focking care! Not my problem! I just wanna focking study and graduate! You wanna me to care, you focking PAY me! Leave me alone!"...

Me:

Which is why God will kill them with a rock called Wormwood.

 

[Charger442]

Oh please oh please oh please! If not the ASSteroid how about the Yellowstone super caldera?

Infinitely more likely than a space rock. Yellowstone blows every 600,000 years. We're about 80,000 years over due for it

 

[Jscb1b]

When it let's go, it is going to be huge!

 

[BullGear]

Trump, obviously! First off, global warming thinned the atmosphere too much to burn up the asteroid, and since trump was the one who pulled us out of the Paris climate accord. 2nd off, if he had properly funded space force, like Biden would have, they could have just towed it away. 3rd, he's fukin orange! I mean, just look at him!

Sorry, just practicing in case I get a job offer with CNN.

I'd say you're hired. Good job. I like how factual you are.

 

[WaltHer]

Not sure which thread is better: this one or Blue Sky's post about The Wern. Come to think of it, maybe somebody could run this by The Wern and see if the telomeres of Gen X'ers will survive a NEO collision. The Wern seems to have all the answers...

 

[Threadcutter308]

I'm headed straight for Uranus .

Slow down a little before you get there......

 

[Aries256]

Been nice knowing ya'll.


A powerful asteroid impact could wipe out all of humanity ...
www.miamiherald.com › op-ed › article247835945


1 hour ago — The big one's coming. If we don't want to go the way of the dinosaur, it's time to colonize the moon | Opinion. By William E ...

*swigs whiskey* bring it. Better than a bidoof presidency.

 

[TheGerman]

lol poors