Maggie’s What do your local douchebags drive?

[hlee]

Land Rover Discovery Sport. They’re so prevalent I’ve begun referring to them as our neighborhood minivan.

And a few jacked up ”show trucks.”

But, what do I know? We‘ve got a Silverado, a Wrangler, and a Subaru Ascent in the driveway...

 

[BoltRunner]

This just continues to make me wonder if I've always been an asshole or it's something recent but I really do hate about 95% of the world...

 

[gunjunkie45]

Around here it's this
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And this
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The most off roading they do is park on the grass at their kids games.

The pickup is high-school farm kids around here. They cruise in them. No idea how they pay for the useless mods. Adult douche bags with real money drive BMW or Audi. You can tell by how they pass you doing 100 in a 70 zone like you're standing still, usually in the right lane, and how they are always parked in front of a hydrant.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

 

[Im2bent]

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What happened to the turbo Bentley?

 

[TxWelder35]

Tahoe’s, explorers, or a Taurus. Real flashy, covered in decals. Hard to miss.

 

[lariat]

This just continues to make me wonder if I've always been an asshole or it's something recent but I really do hate about 95% of the world...

It’s called age, wisdom and the continual Indian rope burn of stupidity across your common sense. BLUF: you are a completely normal asshole.

 

[lariat]

Boulder, Subaru’s. protesting the removal of prairie dogs from the soccer fields the city tax money pays to maintain and candlelight vigils for a slain bull elk in the city limits. Need I say more? And the damn Bernie stickers next to the coexist bullshit. These fucking flatlanders are obviously the ones who DONT SINGLETRACK in the mountains on thier bikes and ski skates.

it’s the Subaru’s fault...

 

[6.5SH]

BMW's by a long shot, no idea how they can sell such expensive cars with no turn signals.

 

[norcalAF]

Chevy impalas (newer ones) and Honda/acura sedans have been recently been witnessed committing various fuckery on the freeway

 

[JMGlasgow]

Chevy impalas (newer ones) and Honda/acura sedans have been recently been witnessed committing various fuckery on the freeway

Fast and Furious wannabes?

 

[norcalAF]

Fast and Furious wannabes?

Perhaps, one was using the shoulder to pass traffic that was already going 75-80

 

[RUTGERS95]

Yup, Subarus here too. With roof racks and Bernie stickers. Lots of Bernie stickers.

Found this on the internet, but it's a solid example of the norm around here.

I just want to beat the $hit out of the owner here

 

[thejeep]

Perhaps, one was using the shoulder to pass traffic that was already going 75-80

Nothing wrong with that.
The real problem is people not passing like it’s their fucking mission in life.

 

[Bradu]

Diesel dummies...kids with a lifted diesel running a cold air intake, tune, stacks or an 8" exhaust tip.

 

[sheepdog697]

Anything with an Illinois license plate.

 

[Major Wader]

Looks like this -

Tall rims, short tires, completely outside the body. Looks like shit on a white rabbit.

 

[acudaowner]

 

[Bender]

Turbo Porsche SUV’s

 

[WaltHer]

"Git-r-done" mobiles. Never know if yer cummin' r goan.

 

[Stevo86]

Looks like this -

Tall rims, short tires, completely outside the body. Looks like shit on a white rabbit.View attachment 7635073

That use to be a nice useful truck

 

[Dta1]

Well, I drive a f150 lariat, so...

 

[6.5SH]

"Git-r-done" mobiles. Never know if yer cummin' r goan.
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[Aries256]

This bullshit is called "Carolina Squat" and also makes me want to vomit

Product of smoking bath salts? Or eating Tidepods, because that is just hideous! Kinda like when retards do this shit.

 

[kriller134]

In SoCal it’s every luxury car, lifted fag 150s, Jeep’s, and Silverados, but the worst is the poors with their shitty rice rockets with shit parts that sounds like shit and looks like shit all shit.

 

[Doc68]

Around here it's this
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And this
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The most off roading they do is park on the grass at their kids games.

Mostly .MIL around me so the following:

Mustangs
Challengers
Cameros
Charger

I swear these are the top 4 vehicles driven by these military asshats.

Doc

 

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

The thing I have noticed is removing the fender flares from the Jeeps and wheel spacers

 

[JimTN]

65 in the left lane, not passing anyone and generally just clogging up traffic.

Prius, Subaru, Chevy Cruze, 2wd econopickup.

aka Left Lane Larry's & Lisa's . The roads around here are full of 'em on every 4 lane road.

 

[308pirate]

The thing I have noticed is removing the fender flares from the Jeeps and wheel spacers
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douchenozzle at the wheel for sure

 

[308pirate]

aka Left Lane Larry's & Lisa's . The roads around here are full of 'em on every 4 lane road.

Every state has them but goddamn Tennessee is really fucking bad. I really avoid driving through your state for that reason.

I like how it's specifically illegal in Georgia to camp in the far left lane and how the Georgia State Patrol reminds people that they MEAN it.

 

[308pirate]

It doesn't matter what kind of car douchebags drive in Detroit, because easily 50% of the drivers around you at any given time are fucking douchebags

 

[-=boone=-]

In WV it’s trucks. 90% of them are asphalt assholes. You know the type, right? They buy trucks, never haul, never tow, never leave the asphalt.

 

[Texasflyer]

Lots of IROC Camaros and Hondas here. The IROCs are always in the shop and the Hondas never have their original drivetrain, the door jambs are rarely painted and there's usually a really sad looking stuffed animal hanging off the rear bumper. They sound like weed whackers and are covered in stickers. LOTS of stickers.

Guess im the douche bag around where i live. The animals and rings you see hanging off the bumper are a signal that they are open to street racing.

 

[vinniedelpino]

Guess im the douche bag around where i live. The animals and rings you see hanging off the bumper are a signal that they are open to street racing.

Depends on how many stickers you have and whether or not your door jambs are painted. The stuffed animal itself doesn't necessarily make the douche. It's a package deal.

 

[JMGlasgow]

Guess im the douche bag around where i live. The animals and rings you see hanging off the bumper are a signal that they are open to street racing.

You have to hang a stuffed animal from your car to let people know you're down to street race? That is the dumbest fucking thing ever.

Typically around here it's the drag radials, loud exhaust, etc. that let's people know. Or show up at a meet and actually race.

 

[flyfisher117]

Apparently I am one of the douches... had a douche in a minivan pull up next to me at a red light and tell me my pickup screamed "toxic masculinity" and that he was sorry I had a small penis....

Otherwise it is house wives in escalades, tahoes, suburbans, or other large SUVs hauling around their 8 kids.

 

[vinniedelpino]

Product of smoking bath salts? Or eating Tidepods, because that is just hideous! Kinda like when retards do this shit. View attachment 7635120

How does that work? Mechanically speaking?

Traction must be atrocious and I bet those tires didn't last more than a month or two.

.....why??

 

[mahlv]

Tesla's, Audi's and Les-baru's!

Sirhr

This here, that's the proper pronunciation of Subaru, except maybe change it to lezbaru

 

[Flintdog2011]

Dodge Challengers, not every douchebag drives a Challenger but every Challenger driver sure seems to be a giant douchebag.

Spot On, Sir!!!

 

[johnnyvw]

Product of smoking bath salts? Or eating Tidepods, because that is just hideous! Kinda like when retards do this shit. View attachment 7635120

I swear people look at caricatures and think "yeah, that's the look"...

 

[THEIS]

Hi,

Here is what they drive in pretty much every place I go to.........

Sincerely,
Theis

 

[Dead Eye Dick]

The California Squat

For those who are too young to remember (note, being too young is a GOOD thing!).

In the very early 60’s (like 1960-61-62) it was thought that having the front of the vehile sitting very high would encourage weight transfer at the starting line, thereby increasing traction. (See first picture). Then it was found that by having very lightly sprung shock absorbers that allowed a lot of weight shift, while allowing the front of the vehicle to sit low at speed made more sense and allowed jsut as much weight transfer/traction. Then

The cars got Really Cool! The coolest vehicles ever built in America. (The C8 Corvette, the Mark IV Ford 1967 LeMan’s winner and possibly the the C5 Corvette excluded) (see second picture

 

[Texasflyer]

You have to hang a stuffed animal from your car to let people know you're down to street race? That is the dumbest fucking thing ever.

Typically around here it's the drag radials, loud exhaust, etc. that let's people know. Or show up at a meet and actually race.

Its a way to copy what the jdm market does is all. I dont have to do shit but stay white and die.

 

[Texasflyer]

Depends on how many stickers you have and whether or not your door jambs are painted. The stuffed animal itself doesn't necessarily make the douche. It's a package deal.

I have a few spohn stickers and a support our local police sticker and a built not bought one. Door jambs are factory white, interior is factory red and original. Engine.... not so much

 

[308pirate]

Prius.
In the fast lane
At 54 mph.....

It's a passing lane, BTW.....make your pass and move right no matter how fast you're going.

 

[308pirate]

Apparently I am one of the douches... had a douche in a minivan pull up next to me at a red light and tell me my pickup screamed "toxic masculinity" and that he was sorry I had a small penis....

Shoulda told him better to have a small penis than to have a pussy instead

 

[Alpine 338]

Almost every time the traffic is backed up on I-70 in Colorado, it's some Asshat with Illinois plates causing the problems because they think they own the fast lane, but they don't know what fast is.

Anything with an Illinois license plate.

 

[Alpine 338]

Because the numbers are so great for Subaru's in Colorado, that equates to a greater number of douchebags driving them. However, every Audi All Road (Station Wagon) must require you to be a true douchebag to own. I see them always passing me on blind corners, ice covered roads, and fuck oncoming traffic, they don't care, they pass anyway.

 

[Holliday]

Harley’s.......

 

[2aBaC̶a̶]

Around here it's this
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And this
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The most off roading they do is park on the grass at their kids games.

Hahaha, me and some friends at Hollister Hills off road park. Disclaimer, None of these are mine.