Who knew making money was that easy!!!

[supercorndogs]

We went to the bank last night after work because the wife wanted to grab some cash. She wrote a check to herself. We went to the drive through at her bank and I put her check in the canister and sent it inside. After a minute the lady inside walks back over to the com, and said in a condescending voice, "you want this cashed or deposited." I said "cash please" and rolled up the widow before we both erupted in laughter. I wonder how long it would have taken her to figure it out if I said, "deposit please."

 

[Kadams1563]

You know I have began paying with cash everywhere I go lately. The amount of people that cannot count money is insane.

I don’t recommend that you do it though because it ruins my day ALL the time. Seeing how dumb people are is shocking and it’s sets you up to get pissed off all the time.

the ole lady and I get into arguments as well because she tries to help the cashiers out by giving them numbers. They immediately go to the computer or their phone for simple math.

just a few days ago at Lowe’s I bought a new vanity and some other shit. It came out to $178 and some change. I gave the cashier (2) $100 bills and thought it was going to be quick. This lady completely freaked out and at one point I had over $300 back in MY hand.

I should have just walked out with it after she told me to have a good day lol. In the end though I coached her through it and left with the correct amount. Hopefully karma will look out for me!

 

[wade2big]

You know I have began paying with cash everywhere I go lately. The amount of people that cannot count money is insane.

I don’t recommend that you do it though because it ruins my day ALL the time. Seeing how dumb people are is shocking and it’s sets you up to get pissed off all the time.

the ole lady and I get into arguments as well because she tries to help the cashiers out by giving them numbers. They immediately go to the computer or their phone for simple math.

just a few days ago at Lowe’s I bought a new vanity and some other shit. It came out to $178 and some change. I gave the cashier (2) $100 bills and thought it was going to be quick. This lady completely freaked out and at one point I had over $300 back in MY hand.

I should have just walked out with it after she told me to have a good day lol. In the end though I coached her through it and left with the correct amount. Hopefully karma will look out for me!

The cash register tells them how much change to give. No math necessary beyond counting change. Seems like they can’t even use the register correctly. I bet they dont balance at the end of the day.

I use cash exclusively in my daily life.

 

[Kadams1563]

The cash register tells them how much change to give. No math necessary beyond counting change.

Yes usually but she hit a wrong button and it messed up. So she tried tried to do it without the computer telling her what to do.

the receipt she gave me even said $200 too much in change. I was like wtf.

 

[eddie102870]

i live in a small town, i deposit cash into a local bank here to pay for toys and a few bills. never keep a whole lot in it. one of the managers calls a while back and asks me why i deposit cash alot. i told her it was none of her business. ive never deposited over 5000.00 Sometimes a grand sometimes 2. i hate this digital world(as im fucking around on the net...lol)

 

[rjacobs]

Pay with $2 bills... that will fuck up somebodies day...

 

[Anb618]

A while back I paid for something small at a gas station with one of those Sacajawea dollar coins I found laying around. Ended up arguing with the attendant that the coin was legal US currency for almost 5 minutes before someone came in and backed me up. The clerk still wasn’t happy about taking my money. Morons.

 

[Mwalex]

When I pay with cash I always include some change, just for my own enjoyment.

 

[Cjwise5]

Some people just aren't good at math...doesn't mean they are an idi.... OK I'm an idiot! I admit it. #sarcasm #ireallyamjustslowatmath

On a side, but related note - my pet peeve is when you ask for something at a restaurant that is outside of the specific menu item. Case in point, I often go to Pancheros (Mexican restaurant if it wasn't obvious), and I order a "bowl to go". It goes down like this,

Kid behind counter - "sir would you like rice in your bowl?"
Me - "no, I'd like lettuce instead"
Kid behind counter - ........... (silence)
Me - "everything ok?"
Kid behind counter - "wait, you don't want rice?" (scoop of rice in hand, and sometimes already dropped into my bowl)
Me - "no. like I said, I would like lettuce instead of rice."
Kid behind counter - "Ohhh you want a salad?"
Me - "Does that mean you're going to put lettuce in there instead of rice?" (sarcastic smirk on my face)
Kid behind counter - "ok let me get this straight, you want me to put lettuce in your bowl first instead of rice?"
Me - "ding, ding, ding, we have a winner!" (thinking to myself, why was that so difficult?)
Kid behind counter - after putting lettuce in my bowl..."sir would you like rice with that?"

ugh SMH.

 

[Milo 2.5]

When I pay with cash I always include some change, just for my own enjoyment.

My wife does this too, it stumps youngsters worse than making change. Should be easier ????
One night at a restaurant, asked he why could she not just get a bankcard and simplify shit instead of waiting for cash back. I get her Samuel Jackson BS, "what is in my wallet, fucking cash" she says. OK

 

[Pbgt]

Wifey and I were at gander, I had a $200 pair of boots, ice fishing gear and more $400+ worth of crap...the clerk rings it up and says like $187.00..... I'm like sweet, I am getting the YOU fucked me every other time discount and I'm gonna smile out the door....I give the wifey the death stare as I realize she wont keep her pie hole shut.......wifey argues with the young gal for ten minutes, costing me another $200 and the gal never said thanks....I told the wife...you EVER do that again..I will leave your butt in the store.. Kids can not do mental math....

 

[Maser]

Wanna make money really fast? All you need is a computer, streaming software, HD webcam, condenser mic, and games with jumpscares. Live stream yourself playing those games and anytime something happens on screen, scream like a bitch and feign fear and the next thing you know, you will be making 6 figures a year.

 

[vh20]

i live in a small town, i deposit cash into a local bank here to pay for toys and a few bills. never keep a whole lot in it. one of the managers calls a while back and asks me why i deposit cash alot. i told her it was none of her business. ive never deposited over 5000.00 Sometimes a grand sometimes 2.

I think I'd have had to tell her that I apologize, and will never deposit it (or anything else) with them ever again.

 

[Carlos Danger]

I always give people smaller bills so that the quantity of Bill's I get back are fewer.

Example. Total comes to $ 16.00. I give them $ 21.00 so I get a $5 bill back instead of giving them a $20 and getting 4 singles back.

Every time I get this look of confusion like I just handed them a Rubik's cube. I just say "just punch it in the register and see what happens." About 10% figure out what I did. The rest just go back to converting oxygen into other elemental gasses.