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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: slowkota</div><div class="ubbcode-body">WANTED
Tried watching it like 5 times when FX was playing it... Cannot get into it!!!
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Actually, it'd have to be "Language of the Enemy"!!!
Retarded remake of Romeo & Juliet... with Jews and Palestines!!!
They're names give it away Rome and Jularffafafafa or whatever her name is!!!
F- </div></div>
Oh yes, I change my mind... now I remember.
Wanted is the worst movie ever made ever...
Super secret society of assassins, yet there so secretive that they are an enterprise... how does this make sense?
Biggest load of shite
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: slowkota</div><div class="ubbcode-body">WANTED
Tried watching it like 5 times when FX was playing it... Cannot get into it!!!
*EDIT*
Actually, it'd have to be "Language of the Enemy"!!!
Retarded remake of Romeo & Juliet... with Jews and Palestines!!!
They're names give it away Rome and Jularffafafafa or whatever her name is!!!
F- </div></div>
Oh yes, I change my mind... now I remember.
Wanted is the worst movie ever made ever...
Super secret society of assassins, yet there so secretive that they are an enterprise... how does this make sense?
Biggest load of shite
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: irishshooter</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Zoolander
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Zoolander was funny as hell. Tell me you didn't laugh when the models were driving through New York blasting "Wake me up before you Go Go", and then engage in a "Gas Fight".
If you had ever been fortunate enough to hang out with some professional (female) models, and listen to them, and sleep with them, then you would understand what Stiller was doing, (slightly) exaggerating how vacuous, vain, and silly they are.
I'll tell you this, they are cheap dates. A Virginia Slim and a TicTac are all they have for dinner.
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: irishshooter</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Zoolander
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Zoolander was funny as hell. Tell me you didn't laugh when the models were driving through New York blasting "Wake me up before you Go Go", and then engage in a "Gas Fight".
If you had ever been fortunate enough to hang out with some professional (female) models, and listen to them, and sleep with them, then you would understand what Stiller was doing, (slightly) exaggerating how vacuous, vain, and silly they are.
I'll tell you this, they are cheap dates. A Virginia Slim and a TicTac are all they have for dinner.
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Donttrytorun</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: irishshooter</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Zoolander
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Zoolander was funny as hell. Tell me you didn't laugh when the models were driving through New York blasting "Wake me up before you Go Go", and then engage in a "Gas Fight".
If you had ever been fortunate enough to hang out with some professional (female) models, and listen to them, and sleep with them, then you would understand what Stiller was doing, (slightly) exaggerating how vacuous, vain, and silly they are.
I'll tell you this, they are cheap dates. A Virginia Slim and a TicTac are all they have for dinner. </div></div>
I didnt laugh once, I share the same sentiment for Will Ferrell films also
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Donttrytorun</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: irishshooter</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Zoolander
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Zoolander was funny as hell. Tell me you didn't laugh when the models were driving through New York blasting "Wake me up before you Go Go", and then engage in a "Gas Fight".
If you had ever been fortunate enough to hang out with some professional (female) models, and listen to them, and sleep with them, then you would understand what Stiller was doing, (slightly) exaggerating how vacuous, vain, and silly they are.
I'll tell you this, they are cheap dates. A Virginia Slim and a TicTac are all they have for dinner. </div></div>
I didnt laugh once, I share the same sentiment for Will Ferrell films also
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Theres alot of them..Eraserhead,Halloween 3 or 4 with the masks that take over the kids
Theres alot of them..Eraserhead,Halloween 3 or 4 with the masks that take over the kids
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Way of War, it's a b-movie with Cuba Gooding Jr, it makes no sense at all and is completely retarded.
Way of War, it's a b-movie with Cuba Gooding Jr, it makes no sense at all and is completely retarded.
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: SAMURAIWARRIOR23</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Theres alot of them..Eraserhead,Halloween 3 or 4 with the masks that take over the kids </div></div>
Halloween 3, Season of the Witch. Very stupid indeed!
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: SAMURAIWARRIOR23</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Theres alot of them..Eraserhead,Halloween 3 or 4 with the masks that take over the kids </div></div>
Halloween 3, Season of the Witch. Very stupid indeed!
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Celia and I eagerly await each Saturday; that we may yet again get to watch another sequence of Cheesy Sci-Fi movies on the SyFy Channel.
They constitute a complete class of wasted bandwidth. We can put the brain in neutral, switch off the intellect, and MST2K away to our hearts' content on the couch together.
They are so <span style="font-style: italic">bad</span> they're fabulously outstanding in a way all their own.
We love it.
Greg
Celia and I eagerly await each Saturday; that we may yet again get to watch another sequence of Cheesy Sci-Fi movies on the SyFy Channel.
They constitute a complete class of wasted bandwidth. We can put the brain in neutral, switch off the intellect, and MST2K away to our hearts' content on the couch together.
They are so <span style="font-style: italic">bad</span> they're fabulously outstanding in a way all their own.
We love it.
Greg
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C.H.U.D.
http://www.imdb.com/video/screenplay/vi2277245209/
Fuckers upset me when I was a Yuth..
C.H.U.D.
http://www.imdb.com/video/screenplay/vi2277245209/
Fuckers upset me when I was a Yuth..
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Boondock Saints 2 had me shaking my head the entire time hoping that it was going to do a 180 and NOT suck. When it was over, I was glad.
Even though I grew up with them and had almost all the vehicles and figures, I only made it through GI Joe for 20 minutes before I shut it off and deleted it from Netflix. I have never had a movie make me physically angry before.
Boondock Saints 2 had me shaking my head the entire time hoping that it was going to do a 180 and NOT suck. When it was over, I was glad.
Even though I grew up with them and had almost all the vehicles and figures, I only made it through GI Joe for 20 minutes before I shut it off and deleted it from Netflix. I have never had a movie make me physically angry before.
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too many to list but the most recent were "diamond dogs" soooo lame, top of my list worst. my wife chose "history of violence" cause she thought i would like it...terrible. no country for old men was entertaining but left me scratching my head thinking "thats it" when it was over. "the assasination of jesse james" "punisher 2 war zone" saw that one coming, dont know what i was thinking. "men who stare at goats"... one day when i get smarter, if i get smarter, ill choose not to pick up a movie with a stupid title like that. normally i like george clooney movies, i feel tricked. "the talented mr ripley" i would have left if i knew the person i was watching it with was hating it as bad as i did. alright im done for now, i agree with almost everyone here on their worst, these are just a few i wanted to add.
too many to list but the most recent were "diamond dogs" soooo lame, top of my list worst. my wife chose "history of violence" cause she thought i would like it...terrible. no country for old men was entertaining but left me scratching my head thinking "thats it" when it was over. "the assasination of jesse james" "punisher 2 war zone" saw that one coming, dont know what i was thinking. "men who stare at goats"... one day when i get smarter, if i get smarter, ill choose not to pick up a movie with a stupid title like that. normally i like george clooney movies, i feel tricked. "the talented mr ripley" i would have left if i knew the person i was watching it with was hating it as bad as i did. alright im done for now, i agree with almost everyone here on their worst, these are just a few i wanted to add.
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Greg Langelius *</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Celia and I eagerly await each Saturday; that we may yet again get to watch another sequence of Cheesy Sci-Fi movies on the SyFy Channel.
They constitute a complete class of wasted bandwidth. We can put the brain in neutral, switch off the intellect, and MST2K away to our hearts' content on the couch together.
They are so <span style="font-style: italic">bad</span> they're fabulously outstanding in a way all their own.
We love it.
Greg </div></div>
I agree wholeheartedly. any overzised bugs movies are the best
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Greg Langelius *</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Celia and I eagerly await each Saturday; that we may yet again get to watch another sequence of Cheesy Sci-Fi movies on the SyFy Channel.
They constitute a complete class of wasted bandwidth. We can put the brain in neutral, switch off the intellect, and MST2K away to our hearts' content on the couch together.
They are so <span style="font-style: italic">bad</span> they're fabulously outstanding in a way all their own.
We love it.
Greg </div></div>
I agree wholeheartedly. any overzised bugs movies are the best
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Somehow shamingly i let a girl talk me into watching sex in the city 2 because we always watch what i wanna watch. After the movie i told her no offense but i'll never give her the opportunity to choose a movie to watch again.. Of course this is coming from a person who though "inception" was a horrible movie and wasn't original at all.
Somehow shamingly i let a girl talk me into watching sex in the city 2 because we always watch what i wanna watch. After the movie i told her no offense but i'll never give her the opportunity to choose a movie to watch again.. Of course this is coming from a person who though "inception" was a horrible movie and wasn't original at all.
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How in heck did they get that much cleavage onto Sigourney Weaver?
How in heck did they get that much cleavage onto Sigourney Weaver?
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: TheGerman</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Boondock Saints 2 had me shaking my head the entire time hoping that it was going to do a 180 and NOT suck. When it was over, I was glad.
Even though I grew up with them and had almost all the vehicles and figures, I only made it through GI Joe for 20 minutes before I shut it off and deleted it from Netflix. I have never had a movie make me physically angry before. </div></div>
OMG this! What made it so bad is that the first one was so good. I did not go into it knowing it would suck.
Oh, I know it's a TV show, but I watched part of the first season of 24 when I was sick and boy did that blow. I was waiting for it to get better, but ever episode was dumber than the last.
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: TheGerman</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Boondock Saints 2 had me shaking my head the entire time hoping that it was going to do a 180 and NOT suck. When it was over, I was glad.
Even though I grew up with them and had almost all the vehicles and figures, I only made it through GI Joe for 20 minutes before I shut it off and deleted it from Netflix. I have never had a movie make me physically angry before. </div></div>
OMG this! What made it so bad is that the first one was so good. I did not go into it knowing it would suck.
Oh, I know it's a TV show, but I watched part of the first season of 24 when I was sick and boy did that blow. I was waiting for it to get better, but ever episode was dumber than the last.
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This is tough. I vividly remember how much I hated The Fountain and Black Swan (by the same director) but I'm not sure if it is the worst movie I've ever seen.
I just asked someone else in the office and they said The Hills Have Eyes. I don't know if this is one everyone can agree on
This is tough. I vividly remember how much I hated The Fountain and Black Swan (by the same director) but I'm not sure if it is the worst movie I've ever seen.
I just asked someone else in the office and they said The Hills Have Eyes. I don't know if this is one everyone can agree on
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: MANIMAL</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Great stupid movies!! The marine was pretty stupid. And so is idiocracy, but the ladder seems to b coming true. </div></div>
Indeed.
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: MANIMAL</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Great stupid movies!! The marine was pretty stupid. And so is idiocracy, but the ladder seems to b coming true. </div></div>
Indeed.
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[speed racer]
i love that movie...im not old enough to have seen the original cartoons though and ive never had cable so from a newbie to the speed racer scene i liked the new one. speed racer was my nickname in highschool cause i drove a 72 opel gt-kinda/sorta looked like his car... well it was pointy anyway. favorite scene was in the last race where his tires were melting cause he went so fast.
[speed racer]
i love that movie...im not old enough to have seen the original cartoons though and ive never had cable so from a newbie to the speed racer scene i liked the new one. speed racer was my nickname in highschool cause i drove a 72 opel gt-kinda/sorta looked like his car... well it was pointy anyway. favorite scene was in the last race where his tires were melting cause he went so fast.
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Cabin Fever. Every few weeks a group of us in law school would hit the movies with one person picking the film for that week. After one of our friends picked cabin fever, her choosing privileges were permanently revoked. Awful film.
Cabin Fever. Every few weeks a group of us in law school would hit the movies with one person picking the film for that week. After one of our friends picked cabin fever, her choosing privileges were permanently revoked. Awful film.
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ha i got all yall beat . i got this from movie gallery hopin it was like pennywise or killy joy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5uMfBaziGQ
other than that
1- the watchman
2- brooklyns finest
ha i got all yall beat . i got this from movie gallery hopin it was like pennywise or killy joy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5uMfBaziGQ
other than that
1- the watchman
2- brooklyns finest
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: SandroM</div><div class="ubbcode-body">This is tough. I vividly remember how much I hated The Fountain and Black Swan (by the same director) but I'm not sure if it is the worst movie I've ever seen.
I just asked someone else in the office and they said The Hills Have Eyes. I don't know if this is one everyone can agree on
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Black Swan, was great where else can you see a Mila Kunis-Natalie Portman lesbian scene
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: SandroM</div><div class="ubbcode-body">This is tough. I vividly remember how much I hated The Fountain and Black Swan (by the same director) but I'm not sure if it is the worst movie I've ever seen.
I just asked someone else in the office and they said The Hills Have Eyes. I don't know if this is one everyone can agree on
Black Swan, was great where else can you see a Mila Kunis-Natalie Portman lesbian scene
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: RichardK</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Napoleon Dynamite </div></div>
+1 to that, god that movie was horrible
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: RichardK</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Napoleon Dynamite </div></div>
+1 to that, god that movie was horrible
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SWAT: Firefight
I am pretty forgiving of movies but something about that just rubbed me the wrong way...
SWAT: Firefight
I am pretty forgiving of movies but something about that just rubbed me the wrong way...
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The watchmen is actually a very good recreation of the graphic novel it's a matter of being open minded. Brooklyn's finest is also pretty decent. It's got a horrible ending sure, but it's nowhere near the worst movies.
I would disagree with momento because it is a good movie IMO. But movie is insanely difficult to watch i was getting frustrated as hell because you watching the movie play backwards.
The watchmen is actually a very good recreation of the graphic novel it's a matter of being open minded. Brooklyn's finest is also pretty decent. It's got a horrible ending sure, but it's nowhere near the worst movies.
I would disagree with momento because it is a good movie IMO. But movie is insanely difficult to watch i was getting frustrated as hell because you watching the movie play backwards.
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"Across the universe"
Hands down the s**ttiest film I've ever seen. But I guess that's what I get for letting one of my girlfriends pothead art student friends bring over a movie. What a gigantic incoherent piece of s**t this movie was. Dear directors, I'm not at all curious about your artistic interpretation of what an acid flashback looks/feels like. Besides, that was beat absolutely to death several decades ago.
"Across the universe"
Hands down the s**ttiest film I've ever seen. But I guess that's what I get for letting one of my girlfriends pothead art student friends bring over a movie. What a gigantic incoherent piece of s**t this movie was. Dear directors, I'm not at all curious about your artistic interpretation of what an acid flashback looks/feels like. Besides, that was beat absolutely to death several decades ago.
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Aliens Vs. Ninjas
was on streaming netflix and was the sweetest movie ever
Aliens Vs. Ninjas
was on streaming netflix and was the sweetest movie ever
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"punisher 2 war zone", i liked that movie ( blood and lots of gun shots )
? but then, i've seen bits of previouse Punisher movies and hated them all.
? though the guy that played Frank was good.
"punisher 2 war zone", i liked that movie ( blood and lots of gun shots )
? but then, i've seen bits of previouse Punisher movies and hated them all.
? though the guy that played Frank was good.
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HOW CAN THERE BE SO *MANY* OPINIONS when there's <span style="text-decoration: underline">ZARDOZ</span> to choose from???
HOW CAN THERE BE SO *MANY* OPINIONS when there's <span style="text-decoration: underline">ZARDOZ</span> to choose from???
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Wow, Zardoz looks like a rough watch.
Wicker man with Nic Cage was F'N sorry
Bled, a shitty new vampire movie blew chunks
Grunt, a wrestling movie back in maybe 1989 was one of the worst though
Wow, Zardoz looks like a rough watch.
Wicker man with Nic Cage was F'N sorry
Bled, a shitty new vampire movie blew chunks
Grunt, a wrestling movie back in maybe 1989 was one of the worst though
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Albertl</div><div class="ubbcode-body">You can add Machete to the list. </div></div>
Thanks for reminding me ^ HOLY SHIT
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Albertl</div><div class="ubbcode-body">You can add Machete to the list. </div></div>
Thanks for reminding me ^ HOLY SHIT
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: TheGerman</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><span style="color: #CC0000">Boondock Saints 2</span> had me shaking my head the entire time hoping that it was going to do a 180 and NOT suck. When it was over, I was glad.
</div></div>Good call ^ another bust. First one was good, grabbed number 2 like I knew it would be worth watching, it was poo
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: TheGerman</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><span style="color: #CC0000">Boondock Saints 2</span> had me shaking my head the entire time hoping that it was going to do a 180 and NOT suck. When it was over, I was glad.
</div></div>Good call ^ another bust. First one was good, grabbed number 2 like I knew it would be worth watching, it was poo
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: fx77</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Don't ask why
Human Centipede </div></div>
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
an instant classic. A great family movie as well.
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: fx77</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Don't ask why
Human Centipede </div></div>
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
an instant classic. A great family movie as well.
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