Yup, no crime in Chicago! Nothing to see here y'all

[748rpilot]

Masked thieves smash and grab at the Gold Coast Rolex store in the middle of the day and lead police on a vehicle chase.

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[jr81452]

Oh no! Daylight smash and grab for <$100k of Rolexes (actual value $100). Better spend $10mil of taxpayer money and send in the NG!

 

[nagantguy]

Oh no! Daylight smash and grab for <$100k of Rolexes (actual value $100). Better spend $10mil of taxpayer money and send in the NG!

Cause the local talent obviously is to well paid and to busy writing tickets . And selling evidence/ gun buy backs on the streets . Just got caught doing it again recently. Ain’t got nothing time to go after know gang members who don’t t venture to far outside their hood .