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How'd the rifle get bent, yet they managed to stick a tree in the bears shoulder?

Plus after 30 seconds without those gloves, his frostbite will set it...

It will suck.

BTDT.

But, hey, it's a good Outdoor Life/Sports Afield/Field and Stream similar cover. So cut them a break. They were trying to sell magazines!

Sirhr

New Contest Starting Now! This Target Haunts Me

Hunting - My First Bison

In my ongoing preparation for the African safari to seek a Cape Buffalo which would never happen. I bought myself several more African hunting books for Christmas. I sought the memorable experience of the 1950's writer Robert Ruark as noted in one of my new books: "I...looked at Mbogo (the buffalo) and Mbogo looked at me. He was 50- to 60-yards off; his head was low and his eyes stared right down into my soul. He looked at me as if he hated my guts. He looked at me as if I had despoiled his fiancee, murdered his mother and burned down his house. He looked at me as if I owed him money. I never saw such malevolence in the eyes of any animal or any human being before or since. So I shot him."

I distinctly remember "my" bison at the Wilderness Hunting Lodge in central Tennessee. I had signed-up for a cow meat bison and we had found the one in the herd in the grassland portion of the operation’s remote lot in the morning. The guide, my wife and me walked within 10-yards of the meandering animals - which in retrospect meant that, they were semi-tame, unlike the bison in Yellowstone National Park which regularly “airlift” foolish visitors who approach that closely.

The guide, my hunting buddy and I returned that afternoon with the truck and trailer and spent an hour 4-wheeling up and down hills in the woods. I had my unloaded 375 Holland & Holland on my lap along with my African shooting sticks and a box of my handloaded ammunition, with the “de rigueur" 300-grain Woodleigh Protected Point (TM) African-style bullets, in the spacious pockets of my shooting coat with the my sewn-in PAST(TM) Magnum Recoil Shield.

We finally saw the bison herd slowly meandering along the back fence of the large property, and came to an abrupt stop. I bailed out of the seat, followed by my hunting buddy to whom I handed the ammunition box and asked him to get three rounds. I forgot that my CZ Safari would hold 4-rounds. As the herd approached, I frantically screwed the three sections of each of the three legs of the shooting sticks together and expanded them in the correct orientation such that the two long padded top sticks made a “V” facing the herd. I quickly loaded the three rounds, and double-checked with the guide where the heart was. His answer was “behind the front leg” which I thought meant about the usual 1/3 body height up to the rear of the front leg.

By this time the bison was only about 15-yards away and passing to the front of my setup. I looked through my 2-10 Nikon and was dismayed to see only hair somewhere on the bison’s hide. In my amateur mode, I had put the scope on maximum zoom instead of minimum zoom. I quickly racked the zoom knob and took a steady-aimed deliberate shot exactly where I thought that I was told. The shot that I remember is that the bison totally ignored my insult as if it never happened and kept on calmly walking away with no eye contact.

As noted in “The Perfect Shot” by Craig Boddington, which I subsequently purchased and subsequently met at a Dallas Safari Club Exposition, “unless angered, the bison is a phlegmatic beast, not subject to bullet shock…[and] usually takes a bullet through the lungs calmly and then lies down dies. By the way, the book showed the my error with the heart 1/3 up in line with the leg. I later saw that the bullet had gone clean through and exited as a complete double lung shot.

Mercifully, I was a fan of the books by Capstick and Ruark on hunting Cape Buffalo and took two carefully aimed calm and steady shots off my shooting sticks in the mode of the “rear quartering heart shot”. Despite being a rank amateur, I did not make the classic mistake of shooting the bison in the butt nor in the stomach/intestines.

The bison turned and went out of sight behind the trees and my hunting buddy came back yelling, “Get some more ammunition!”

I retrieved the ammunition box from the truck seat where my hunting buddy left it, extracted and loaded two more rounds and walked quickly to where my hunting buddy was. By this time he was standing over the dead bison.

After the obligatory pictures, I went back to my shooting sticks and grubbed in the leaves for a few minutes to retrieve the cartridge cases as souvenirs.

When the bison was processed, her guts fill most of a large plastic trash can. Her chest area was like Grand Central Station and her heart had a hole in the side.

On this year’s bison hunt, I will take the heart shot and have put two extra grains of powder in my cartridges to max-out the velocity at almost 2,500 ft/sec.

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And fuck all those commie bitches who are using CE now... for "Common Era" to describe what used to be Anno Domeno... In the year of our lord.

I may be an athiest... but all those CE Commies can suck my fucking wankie with their Godless commie academic BS. If you say CE in a documentary, I turn the channel, cut off your YouTube documentary and leave you negative feedback for being a commie POS.

Sirhr

QUIZ: How much do you know on this critical subject?

Well I scored a zero, because I'd never heard of it before. Is that bad, or a badge of Honor??
It's not for everybody but I found the Simpson's hilarious. Homer kind of exemplifies a part of every man. I'd recommend checking it out, likely on You tube.

OTOH I never could get Southpark, turned it off in a hurry.

Steiner T6xi

I had one of the first releases and posted here in this thread way early on, I haven’t kept up with it. Usually when people have this issue it’s how they are gripping the lock/unlock on it. I’ve caught some doing that and accidentally gripping the top on the turret knurling at the same time. If yours just willing moves when you are lock/unlocking then no that isn’t right, would have expected better from CS on resolving that.
I now leave it fully unlocked, however for the times that I do want to lock/unlock it, I grab "the bottle cap" slowly and carefully as if I was grabbing my wife's delicate nipples. ;-)

White Oak Sold

I spoke to one of the new Owners, Mary today. Her and her husband bought WOA from John and moved thr business to Nevada as its a more gun friendly state.

They moved all the WOA equipment from Illinois to the new bigger shop in NV in March and John has been coming out to Nevada and helping with the transition.

New Owners hired a 3rd generation gunsmith recently retired from the AMU.

They have been cranking out barrels with an emphasis on quality as top priority while trying to keep lead times down.

Nice people and looking forward to testing the 2 new barrels I have coming from them. Krieger just shipped and Shilen has to be machined, looking at 6-8 weeks
This is cool news. Gardnerville is in my neck of the woods.
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