Avoiding Pickpockets in Europe?
- By Alphatreedog
- The Bear Pit
- 71 Replies
A Buddy of mine back in the day smoked . When we went to areas with street urchins he'd invert his cigarette in his fingers . Any little fuck'd try him he'd tap on the forehead with the lit end . Funnier than fuck to watch some little gypsy fuck swattin his forehead and face while squelin.
I've had 13/80's try that shit hear State side . Always carry your wallet in you front pocket . On a pack anything in a pocket you can't live without gets zip tied at the zipper . Look the usual suspects in the eye as to say " I will gut you " .
Was walking across a bridge with a lot of pedestrian traffic . Seemed like every third or fourth dickhead was shouldering into me . Got pissed and told my buddy next MF shoulders me is gettin a fuckin elbow skipped off his fuckin head ..
Guy to my left musta spoke English as he laughed . Surprisingly my anger was visible and opposing foot traffic stopped using me like a blocking dummy . Moral of the story , attitude matters .
Edit +1 on the water proof pouch on a neck lanyard under you shirt for passport and emergency cash .

I've had 13/80's try that shit hear State side . Always carry your wallet in you front pocket . On a pack anything in a pocket you can't live without gets zip tied at the zipper . Look the usual suspects in the eye as to say " I will gut you " .
Was walking across a bridge with a lot of pedestrian traffic . Seemed like every third or fourth dickhead was shouldering into me . Got pissed and told my buddy next MF shoulders me is gettin a fuckin elbow skipped off his fuckin head ..
Guy to my left musta spoke English as he laughed . Surprisingly my anger was visible and opposing foot traffic stopped using me like a blocking dummy . Moral of the story , attitude matters .
Edit +1 on the water proof pouch on a neck lanyard under you shirt for passport and emergency cash .