Bob the Fake Mexican is off the campaign trail with a "bacterial infection."

[TexPatriot]

Monkeypox I recon. Betopox.

Beto O'Rourke temporarily off campaign trail due to 'bacterial infection'

Events for Beto O'Rourke's gubernatorial campaign are being postponed while he recovers from a bacterial infection.

www.fox26houston.com

 

[W54/XM-388]

Bet it's the monkey pox

 

[n2ishun]

Reminds me of an old buddy of mine, his name was Bob.
He would introduce himself as "Bob, 1 O, no L"

In case you're slow, he meant not Boob, not Blob, but Bob.

 

[OkieMike]

Did he eat wings from Hooters in Houston?

Mike

 

[kmckinnon]

Did he eat wings from Hooters in Houston?

Mike

That would be Bob'n for wings!

 

[mvphilly]

He is soaking his ass from that heckling he got the other day.

 

[The D]

 

[candyx]

Nurse stated it was from a bad cream pie he ate , his wife seems to be fine a little stretched and sore butt fine.

 

[Snipe260]

Did he eat wings from Hooters in Houston?

Mike

No He shoved em up his ass for that warm feeling he likes

 

[Whiskey Tango Foxtrot]

or maybe... our side is in play now.

 

[Keeper22]

Aww that's a shame!

 

[TurboTrout]

I’ll take monkey pox for $500 Alex


“That’s the daily double”

 

[JR_77]

Did he eat wings from Hooters in Houston?

Mike

We must think alike I posted the same thing in the Hooters thread.

 

[Long Range 338]

Probably syphilis and they are just figuring out its been eating his brain for years.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Was actually a traffic accident. He was rear-ended again.

 

[tomcatmv]

Well he sure got his ass run out of Rockdale, TX. And to Kid Rock playing in the background.

 

[accurate obsession]

Nah, pretty sure he got a yeast infection.

 

[tomcatmv]

Yeah, Rockdale is in Milam Co. next door to me here in Bell Co. I'd love to see Bobby Francis come to Belton as we have the largest 4th of July parade in the State. If you ever get the chance, it's well worth attending. The 1st Cav. mounted horse platoon from Ft. Hood is always a big hit. Really cool as they are all kitted out in period uniforms right down to SAA Colts and trapdoor Springfields in saddle scabbards.

 

[Winningdog]

Maybe his wife paid him back and put some shit in his sandwich.

 

[hkmp5s]

He got rear-ended in Austin.

 

[Smitty192]

Bet it's the monkey pox

That would be absolutely hilarious.

 

[pineoak]

I'm guessing the bacterial infection is real but not serious.

He needed a way to change direction as his "campaign in hostile territory" strategy wasn't working out too well.

Family/health/etc are the easy way out.

 

[supercorndogs]

He got the double pink eye, someone farted on his pillow.

 

[The D]

He got the double pink eye, someone farted on his pillow.

Then buried his face in said pillow

 

[supercorndogs]

 

[Frgood]

I'm sorry. What does he currently do for a living? Does he have a job? What was his last paying job? How does he currently feed his family and pay the mortgage?

Serious minds want to know..

 

[The D]

I'm sorry. What does he currently do for a living? Does he have a job? What was his last paying job? How does he currently feed his family and pay the mortgage?

Serious minds want to know..

His job is to make promises that are impossible to keep and accepts a paycheck of stolen tax $$

 

[Smitty192]

I'm sorry. What does he currently do for a living? Does he have a job? What was his last paying job? How does he currently feed his family and pay the mortgage?

Serious minds want to know..

He married a rich woman. He has also made tons of money from campaigning.

 

[tomcatmv]

He's a fucking whore as are most politicians. They're all for sale to the highest bidder.
I think Harry Truman was about the last honest one.

 

[OkieMike]

Then buried his face in said pillow

While he was biting it.

Mike

 

[JLP83]

We won't get anywhere like this.

 

[Frgood]

He's a fucking whore as are most politicians. They're all for sale to the highest bidder.
I think Harry Truman was about the last honest one.

I'm laughing thinking there are whores and there are effing whores. As an IT consultant ... well, you know where I'm going with this. Suffice to say, I think the work i do is far more noble than that guy, otherwise, I'm going to be mightily insulted. Mightily.

 

[JLP83]

I'm laughing thinking there are whores and there are effing whores. As an IT consultant ... well, you know where I'm going with this. Suffice to say, I think the work i do is far more noble than that guy, otherwise, I'm going to be mightily insulted. Mightily.

You aren't the only one laughing. Too many fags and not enough time.

 

[accurate obsession]

I'm sorry. What does he currently do for a living? Does he have a job? What was his last paying job? How does he currently feed his family and pay the mortgage?

Serious minds want to know..

Apparently lives off a good marriage and l would bet a healthy chunk of Soro's PAC monies. If he ever gets a foothold into the system in 40 years we'll see another one of these lifers.

 

[TexPatriot]

Damn, you can't even joke about Democrats without it actually being true.

"Reuters was forced to fact-check claims that Texas gubernatorial candidate Robert Francis “Beto” O’Rourke (D) had contracted monkeypox..."

Reuters Forced To Fact-Check Claims That Beto O’Rourke Caught Monkeypox

Reuters was forced to fact-check claims that Texas gubernatorial candidate Robert Francis “Beto” O’Rourke (D) had contracted monkeypox after the former congressman announced he was taking some time to recover from an undisclosed illness. “After feeling ill on Friday, I went to Methodist Hospital...

www.dailywire.com

 

[The D]

Damn, you can't even joke about Democrats without it actually being true.

"Reuters was forced to fact-check claims that Texas gubernatorial candidate Robert Francis “Beto” O’Rourke (D) had contracted monkeypox..."

Reuters Forced To Fact-Check Claims That Beto O’Rourke Caught Monkeypox

Reuters was forced to fact-check claims that Texas gubernatorial candidate Robert Francis “Beto” O’Rourke (D) had contracted monkeypox after the former congressman announced he was taking some time to recover from an undisclosed illness. “After feeling ill on Friday, I went to Methodist Hospital...

www.dailywire.com

You’ll notice they don’t dare try this with the Babylon Bee. It seems no matter what retarded scenarios they cook up to joke about they come true 6 months down the line

 

[TexPatriot]

I feel like I'm on a roll.

I'm going to double down and say he caught it eating Willie Nelson's 88 yr. old ass.

C'mon, big money! Big money!

 

[Fig]