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"Mercury is dangerous!!!!"
 
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This stuff is guaranteed to make to do an Indian war dance that will rival anything you’ve seen the Hikawis do on F-Troop.

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Especially if you use it on jock itch. It says it treats jock itch......don't you believe that shit.
Be like Mudbone, "......ituz cool for a lil whaal...den mah nuts comm mintzta bournin! I said, blow on em sweet chocolate, blow on em!!"
 
Especially if you use it on jock itch. It says it treats jock itch......don't you believe that shit.
Be like Mudbone, "......ituz cool for a lil whaal...den mah nuts comm mintzta bournin! I said, blow on em sweet chocolate, blow on em!!"
One thing I should have done was see if it could be used as a fire starter in my survival kit.
 
I understood this was the first fully automatic percussion-ignited assault rifle. In addition to the continuously fed roll of "caps", the rifled-barrel held 10 "loads" containing a combination of powder and solid or exploding projectile, simultaneously inserted one behind the other via a spring-fed storage tube. Soldiers were cautioned not to "fan" the hammer because the barrels too often overheated. Prototype testing on cattle revealed solid projectiles penetrated multiple targets at ranges up to 500 yards and victims of exploding bullets were often eviscerated. The devastating effect and emotional trauma resulted in a religious and social media ban on future development and destruction of prototypes and records. 🤭
So......it was an AR Creedmoor?
 
It's like having the power of invisibility you whip off the orange and "poof!" you're gone., :D


I've had people ask me the same question. I said because I also wear them turkey hunting, bow hunting, muzzle loading, when I don't need the orange.
Same here, also I can’t bring my self to wear my Oxford button down work shirts or Hawaiian shirts to go hunting. 🤣

As for Jr, it was a way to keep his school clothes segregated. Now that he’s buying his own, he can do what he wants.
 
Yup that was about it. Did you ever run there? I had great memories going back to the high school drags in the 80's it was a great time.

I think I have told this story before but it fits in here as well.

Back when I was flying I was flying into OJC, out on overland park. When the airport first was built nothing there, by the time I quit houses right up to the edge, as usual.

I am coming in, roughly over 435 so a ways out. It was after dark and at the time the tower had hours, and was closed at night. I was far enough away that I did not "need" to announce, but I wanted the lights on. To turn on the lights you would switch to a freq and key the mic X times. Lights come on.....then the go off. Odd, do it again, lights on then off. I make the call. Someone comes on and asks are you the one turning on the lights, I answer back are you the one turning off the lights. He said yes that the houses around don't like the lights on. I told them they would like a Cherokee 140 in their living room a lot less, I am the pilot and I want the lights on. They came on and stayed on. I had a little talk with him and the airport manager the next day. Same deal at Lees summit, houses around it. They want you high over the north end because of the houses, so fucking high you need to slip it down. Screw that I will come in normal.

I only flew out of Lees summit a few years before the health went south. I still "can" fly have not lost my cirt, just not current. I doubt I could pass a medical.
Basic med could be an option for you. It restricts a few things but doesn't effect alot of G.A pilots. Your regular doctor does the exam. That and a checkride and your back in the saddle.
 
The original Technical.

Can't kill a Hi Lux!

Just 'sayin!

Sirhr
I had an 87 with the 22R engine. Base model, no a/c, bought it new. It was an absolutely amazing vehicle. Would easily do what the photo showed and more. I drove it 750K miles including a solo trip to Costa Rica. Started everytime I turned the key for all those miles.
 
I had an 87 with the 22R engine. Base model, no a/c, bought it new. It was an absolutely amazing vehicle. Would easily do what the photo showed and more. I drove it 750K miles including a solo trip to Costa Rica. Started everytime I turned the key for all those miles.
So fun story...

Just after 911... the SF 5th Group was getting ready to head into Afghanistan. They needed vehicles. Mother Army said "We can give you lots of HMMWV's" SF laughed in their faces... seriously? HMMWVs for that part of the world? No. Mother Army came back and said "We have a lot of Land Rover Defenders that the Rangers have in inventory. " SF Laughed in their faces... seriously? Defenders? you think we will be able to maintain and get parts for those? No.

So SF supply gets on the case. Goes to the local Toyota dealership in Clarksville.. Orders every V8, white, extended cab 4x4 Toyota Tacoma pickup in the country.... that can be delivered post-haste to Campbell. That one dealer sales rep got a commission check for a couple of hundred brand new pickups. Cash sale. He had a good day!

Said Toyotas ended up in A-stan where they are probably still on the road. So to speak.

Sirhr
 
So fun story...

Just after 911... the SF 5th Group was getting ready to head into Afghanistan. They needed vehicles. Mother Army said "We can give you lots of HMMWV's" SF laughed in their faces... seriously? HMMWVs for that part of the world? No. Mother Army came back and said "We have a lot of Land Rover Defenders that the Rangers have in inventory. " SF Laughed in their faces... seriously? Defenders? you think we will be able to maintain and get parts for those? No.

So SF supply gets on the case. Goes to the local Toyota dealership in Clarksville.. Orders every V8, white, extended cab 4x4 Toyota Tacoma pickup in the country.... that can be delivered post-haste to Campbell. That one dealer sales rep got a commission check for a couple of hundred brand new pickups. Cash sale. He had a good day!

Said Toyotas ended up in A-stan where they are probably still on the road. So to speak.

Sirhr
V8 Tacomas?
 
So fun story...

Just after 911... the SF 5th Group was getting ready to head into Afghanistan. They needed vehicles. Mother Army said "We can give you lots of HMMWV's" SF laughed in their faces... seriously? HMMWVs for that part of the world? No. Mother Army came back and said "We have a lot of Land Rover Defenders that the Rangers have in inventory. " SF Laughed in their faces... seriously? Defenders? you think we will be able to maintain and get parts for those? No.

So SF supply gets on the case. Goes to the local Toyota dealership in Clarksville.. Orders every V8, white, extended cab 4x4 Toyota Tacoma pickup in the country.... that can be delivered post-haste to Campbell. That one dealer sales rep got a commission check for a couple of hundred brand new pickups. Cash sale. He had a good day!

Said Toyotas ended up in A-stan where they are probably still on the road. So to speak.

Sirhr

did anyone ever find out who gave those shiny new toyotas to the so called isis terrorists? surely toyota would have a record of vin's and where they which country they were sold to? being white, i can only guess they were a fleet buy.
 
did anyone ever find out who gave those shiny new toyotas to the so called isis terrorists? surely toyota would have a record of vin's and where they which country they were sold to? being white, i can only guess they were a fleet buy.

A lot of them are bought, these days, here in us at auctions and then end up in ME. That is the ones that aren’t stolen.

A few years ago, some plumber traded in his Ram and it ended up with AQ in Levant… with his name still on the door. Not good publicity for a good dude whose truck simply went through wholesale auction.

That said, I am sure the SF Tundras ended up in the hands of… natives. On both sides.. after Kabul fell and mission went to Iraq in ‘03.

Sirhr
 
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Oldie but still makes pucker up.

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This stuff is guaranteed to make to do an Indian war dance that will rival anything you’ve seen the Hikawis do on F-Troop.

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So burns like Gold Bond times 11? Imma get some if that’s the case ❤️



proof source, please.
The pic is of Tom Hoover, the man behind the Max Wedge program and the 426 Hemi development. The engine in the photo could be either 413 or 426 since the best I can tell was taken in ‘62.
 
Especially if you use it on jock itch. It says it treats jock itch......don't you believe that shit.
Be like Mudbone, "......ituz cool for a lil whaal...den mah nuts comm mintzta bournin! I said, blow on em sweet chocolate, blow on em!!"
Sold! Imma get some.



I had an 87 with the 22R engine. Base model, no a/c, bought it new. It was an absolutely amazing vehicle. Would easily do what the photo showed and more. I drove it 750K miles including a solo trip to Costa Rica. Started everytime I turned the key for all those miles.
I bought an 88 4x4 as my first brand new veh.

I have had many more…
 
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