Maggie’s POLL: Pop Tarts Vs. Toaster Strudels

[shankster..]

Mmm, meth-head cuisine, gotta love it!

Oh, and for the record? Brown Sugar Cinnamon Frosted, toasted.

So Veer, you can post your favorite pop tart and how you prepare it but you can't post of pic of your longrange bolt gun you're so knowledgeable with in this thread:

http://www.snipershide.com/shooting...ing-what-worst-sniper-rifle-would-novice.html

I didn't know you ate anything but Cheetos.

 

[Maggot]

Frosted brown sugar cinnamon Pop Tarts were handed down to Moses by God himself. Jesus would eat Pop Tarts too. Been many a time when I survived for weeks in the high mountains on nothing but Pop Tarts, beef jerky and water. Toaster strudel causes colon cancer. Have to admit my oldest daughter sucks those toaster strudel frosting packets like a sugar vampire. Interesting that I haven't seen the unfrosted brown sugar cinnamon Pop Tarts in stores near me for years. Thought they quit making those.

Its a little know fact but remember the 'Manna' the Israelites ate for their 40 years in the desert. That's right...

POP TARTS.

 

[mackdrvr]

Pop Tarts. So good.

 

[GasLight]

This thread is all fucked up. The topic is what is better, meaning which tastes better, not what has more uses, or is more readily available. MREs are real tactical too, but I am damn sure not going to pretend they are better than a big dinner box from Pizza Hut.

That and all the PopTards voting for poptarts but saying they like un-frosted ones. That isn't a choice, and the Judas that started this thread hates unfrosted poptarts and thinks they should all go to hell...

Be A Real American Hero and vote Strudel

 

[bmarc69]

Let's face it. Until they can make a streudel that tastes exactly like an ice cream sundae then the streudel doesn't have a chance!!!!!!!!!

 

[my human host]

Pop Tarts are food? I've been using them to shingle my buildings.

 

[Victor N TN]

Toaster Strudel if you happen to have a toaster and somewhere to plug it in. But having said that, you can carry Pop Tarts in your shirt or jacket pocket and they're still good to go. All in all I have probably eaten 150 times as many Pop Tarts as Toaster Strudel.

 

[Maggot]

This thread is all fucked up. The topic is what is better, meaning which tastes better, not what has more uses, or is more readily available. MREs are real tactical too, but I am damn sure not going to pretend they are better than a big dinner box from Pizza Hut.

That and all the PopTards voting for poptarts but saying they like un-frosted ones. That isn't a choice, and the Judas that started this thread hates unfrosted poptarts and thinks they should all go to hell...

Be A Real American Hero and vote Strudel

You had it right in your first sentence...should have stopped there LOL

 

[Jethro3898]

What if you were too poor for either, i dont see toastems as a choice

I completely forgot about Toast'ems.
I ate my fair share of those too.
They were very cardboard-ish and had about half the filling of a pop-tart......but they were in the pantry, so I didn't complain.

 

[pjparker]

I guess I will have to go buy some Toaster Strudels and a toaster. Until then, so I can vote with authority and experience, I will continue with frosted cherry poptarts - either cold or nuked in the microwave.

BTW I can't believe I read thru this entire fkn thread. I mean really, WTF?

 

[0627Devildog]

This thread is all fucked up. The topic is what is better, meaning which tastes better, not what has more uses, or is more readily available. MREs are real tactical too, but I am damn sure not going to pretend they are better than a big dinner box from Pizza Hut.

That and all the PopTards voting for poptarts but saying they like un-frosted ones. That isn't a choice, and the Judas that started this thread hates unfrosted poptarts and thinks they should all go to hell...

Be A Real American Hero and vote Strudel

+1 F Yeah. . . . I would only add that you dont see anyone getting expelled from school for eating a TOASTER Strudel into the shape of a pisol! LONG LIVE STRUDEL!

 

[GasLight]

If this doesn't push PopTarts over the Top...

 

[ACE31!]

Pop Tarts all the way, plus they are wrapped in metallic reflective bags that double as a signal mirror if you get lost in the woods...LMAO

 

[alreadygone]

BACON! The only breakfast of men. All that other $hit's for computer commandos.

Bob

 

[glassbeaver]

Pop tarts. If peeled with care, a fashionable tin foil hat can be made.

 

[M1Amen]

neither are Paleo

 

[den42]

seen it all now, a poll on pop tarts!!!

 

[BapZander]

Shouldn't this poll be in the reloading section?

 

[Scratchthejeepguy]

Toaster strudels for the win.

 

[Powder_Burns]

PopTarts are tactical--they don't need to be kept frozen and the foil packaging allows them to be heated in non-conventional manners. You can leave em on an engine block, next to your fire's coals, or just in plain sunlight until they warm up. The foil wrapper can be used for other things while a package of toaster strudels leaves you with 2 useless plastic wrappers. Double the garbage, less environmentally friendly. PopTarts are green!
PopTarts commissioned Don Hertzfeldt to illustrate their boxes at one point, PopTarts are hardcore.

WISDOM TEETH - by DON HERTZFELDT - YouTube

 

[Veer_G]

If this doesn't push PopTarts over the Top...

What? No Spin-D?

 

[Maggot]

If this doesn't push PopTarts over the Top...

Best post since Shank's "Fall of the Hide" 5 bthp's

 

[steelshoot]

Has everyone weighed in on this important subject? If so, can we finally call Pop Tarts the winner?

 

[Supergyro]

Pop Tarts every day, every time.

 

[GasLight]

I Concede defeat

 

[moparnascar]

LOL! They are nasty

anyone ever try to eat a toaster strudel uncooked???? they are fucking disgusting. Pop tarts you dont even need to warm up. This is why pop tarts get my vote...

 

[quacktastic]

Lets Jumpstart this Conversation!!!

 

[Name Enough]

Lets Jumpstart this Conversation!!!

The food crimes commission has all of you on record. When the foodies take over the country you are all in trouble big time.

 

[glassbeaver]

Lets Jumpstart this Conversation!!!

This is why our nation hates stairs

 

[Yasherka]

Deep fry that bitch.

Lets Jumpstart this Conversation!!!

 

[InsidetheStorm]

I dont get it... I think i'd rather eat gator teeth. both are nasty. I voted for pop tarts.

 

[Name Enough]

Deep fry that bitch.

Brillant - best idea of the year. Must be forwarded to the Texas State Fair planning committee.
Consider getting a patent.

 

[RanchhandTCR]

From the Coyote Hunting Task Force. We say Toaster Strudles, their kinda hard to warm up over a campfire though.

 

[sam626]

Toaster Strudels are much better, but Pop-Tarts have them beat for speed and convenience.