No sir, he is not an ass clown, he is a dick. That is why I voted for him, we need him, we needed a dick in the white house. Why? Glad you asked.
You see Trump is a dick.
And the MSM are pussies.
Congresscritter are assholes.
Now pussies think everyone can get along, and dicks go around fucking without thinking things through. Assholes just go around shitting on everything. Sometimes pussies become so full of shit, they become assholes.
Now pussies don't like dicks cause...well pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes, and if Trump doesn't fuck these assholes, then no one can, and then we will end up with our dicks AND our pussies, all covered in shit!