O'Rourke's "Death Threat"? WTF?

cock·suck·er - /ˈkäkˌsəkər/
Typically offensive: one who performs fellatio - often used as a generalized term of abuse.

1. Someone who sucks a man's penis.
2. A very stupid person.
3. A true, genuine asshole.

Examples:

1. Because I saw Beto suck Jay's penis I knew that Beto is a cocksucker.
2. That fucking cocksucker Beto stole my money!
3. That cocksucker is about as Spanish as lasagna.
 
I hope it never comes to this, but if it did..... I’d take apart my shittiest ar , I guess one with a Douglas barrel. I mean totally disassemble that bastard. Put the pieces in a box next to a sign in the driveway.... that reads AR for confiscation! And I’d put a hickory stick right beside it. Then I’d hide in the bushes.


When the confiscatory authorities came to get the box, I’d jump out of the bushes and scare them. They will trip and fall over the stick dumping out the ar pieces on themselves. I’d laugh.
Then a Puerto Rican midget that I’d never seen before would run down the street pick up the hickory stick and beat them to death!