I hate the little plastic flow limiter thing in big Jameson bottles...

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    Eff is this crap? Ruins the pour aeration of this high end drink! And makes putting the cap back on a pain in the pooter. #dammit

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    so pop it out with a fucking fork.

    for fucks sake, do we need to come there and drink it for you, too?

    what’s next? someone going to start belly aching that they had a hot date with a smoking hot girl, but she didnt shave her snatch, so he walked out on her? ooops, that already happened.....silly me.

    fuckin’ jerkoffs.
     
    The non-snark answer is for two reasons. First it is to prevent easy refilling of a bottle with something else. Second it allows an easily controlled pour, IIRC a 4 count is 1 oz.
     
    so pop it out with a fucking fork.

    for fucks sake, do we need to come there and drink it for you, too?

    what’s next? someone going to start belly aching that they had a hot date with a smoking hot girl, but she didnt shave her snatch, so he walked out on her? ooops, that already happened.....silly me.

    fuckin’ jerkoffs.
    Pictures or it didn't happen!
     
    so pop it out with a fucking fork.

    for fucks sake, do we need to come there and drink it for you, too?

    what’s next? someone going to start belly aching that they had a hot date with a smoking hot girl, but she didnt shave her snatch, so he walked out on her? ooops, that already happened.....silly me.

    fuckin’ jerkoffs.

    Please dont give him any ideas, you know how it will end up.

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    Pictures or it didn't happen!

    oh, that scenario wasnt me. rest assured, pelt or no pelt, i close the deal. there actually was some half wit in here pissing on about the hot girl he had a date with, takes her home, and she didnt shave so he bounced. that makes this OP’s complaint seem almost reasonable. i still laugh at that one...a self professed grown man....ascared of a bearded clam.
     
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    oh, that scenario wasnt me. rest assured, pelt or no pelt, i close the deal. there actually was some half wit in here pissing on about the hot girl he had a date with, takes her home, and she didnt shave so he bounced. that makes this OP’s complaint seem almost reasonable. i still laugh at that one...a self professed grown man....ascared of a bearded clam.
    Lick it bald.
     
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    I don’t know, i think it kinda looks like a rag attachment device. Perhaps you should contact the atf and get a letter of opinion from them... if it’s time to bury it it’s time to use it..
     
    I have some Midleton. But I actually prefer good Japanese Whisky. Jameson is what gets mixed with Ginger Ale... cuz that's delicious.

    Middleton is owned by Jameson. I can't stand Japanese or Taiwanese whiskeys as they try to make them like Scotch Whiskeys. I am not a fan of those kinds of whiskeys but, if I was I would just buy good Scotch Whiskeys.
     
    Middleton very rare is good....I prefer Yellow Spot. Regular Jameson is for mixing. I don't think there is better whiskey in the world than single pot still Irish. Disclaimer though....I have a red beard and my roots from 100 years ago are from W Ireland so genetics????
     
    Middleton very rare is good....I prefer Yellow Spot. Regular Jameson is for mixing. I don't think there is better whiskey in the world than single pot still Irish. Disclaimer though....I have a red beard and my roots from 100 years ago are from W Ireland so genetics????

    I like Green Spot better. My roots are from County Donegal.
     
    Middleton is owned by Jameson. I can't stand Japanese or Taiwanese whiskeys as they try to make them like Scotch Whiskeys. I am not a fan of those kinds of whiskeys but, if I was I would just buy good Scotch Whiskeys.

    That’s kind of why I like them. Like inbetween Irish skee and Scotch peat.
     
    so pop it out with a fucking fork.

    for fucks sake, do we need to come there and drink it for you, too?

    what’s next? someone going to start belly aching that they had a hot date with a smoking hot girl, but she didnt shave her snatch, so he walked out on her? ooops, that already happened.....silly me.

    fuckin’ jerkoffs.


    We've sunk to an all new low.

    Old enough to drink, can't figure out how to take the Training Wheels off the Bottle. Geezus Krist. :sneaky:
     
    God damn dude. Grow a set of balls and get a screwdriver and pop it the fuck out.....must we do everything for you.....


    You know what, give me your guns and man card. I'll let you have them back when I see you have a set.

    Oh send ammo with all your guns🤣🤣🤣🤣

    Doc
     
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