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Maggie’s The New Hot Girlfriend/Wife Thread
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I have found this joke at work didn't yield the laughter I thought it would.
Hey, dog, say.. what's the tattoo just south of some of the finest work the medical profession has ever completed, on yo girl in the middle?
If the chicks on the left or right are into fat Asians with small pee pees I’m your man.
I got a good eye roll from the Lab tech (she's a raging liberal) so I called it a win.
Luckily I didn't get reported or they didn't care. Not sure which one happened. My boss thought it was funny lol.
It's a lotus and lace framework under her surgically enhanced awesomeness. It frames everything absolutely perfectly
It's a lotus and lace framework under her surgically enhanced awesomeness. It frames everything absolutely perfectly
That's gotta be Jan-Michael VincentI'm not sure who's prettier.
Well done, Sir. Beautiful gal.
Your hair may, or may not, be better than mine.
I'll give it to him on looks, although it's close I'm just manlier, but I've got the better hair.
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i have a similar hairstyle on my sac. you could almost be twins.
Isn't it awesome having great hair.
BTW, have your barber shave your ears...
Just sayin.
ha, I do that!Isn't it awesome having great hair.
BTW, have your barber shave your ears...
Just sayin.
Girls thinks it's "cute". Know your audience.Isn't it awesome having great hair.
BTW, have your barber shave your ears...
Just sayin.
Phuck yew
Goggle Eye fish are usually good to eat, but that one would have to get thrown to the bank for the raccoons. Lol
I can’t believe this page of the Hot wife /gf page. Y’all done lost your minds.
They're just trying to be more inclusive for everybody of all flavors and types.
You need to be locked up posting that picture.It's nearly a " crime against Humanity "
so maybe just parole
I'm doing just as well at 43. Figure I'd have started losing it already if it was going to happen.
We have been discussing CLCustoms fabulous and plausibly hetero hairdo for a while now, you just have to have the correct secret decoder ring to know.
My wife rubbed all my hair off. And my ears stick out too.
The last thing I want to see in this thread is men's foreheads and hairlines.
At our last elr match. Get away from that hairline shit
A gal that will go to long range matches with you is special. Great job. She’s kinda cute too, just don’t tell my wife that I said that.
Mine is chubby and can't shoot for shit. Definitely don't tell her I said that.
