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So judgemental, golly, maybe she is working her way through med school. Has to save every penny she can.
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One of the most common things I'd hear from all variety of skank:
'Oh, next year when I go back to college'
Bitch, you've said that every year for 6 years now. If you did that back when you first said it, your ass would have an MBA and not walk around with an extra dress in your purse.
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You must be what they call a “regular”
Fun TheGerman trivia fact:
I have NEVER been to a strip club in my life outside of one time in Jax Beach where we had to go in and find/drag out a friend before he was about to get arrested.
Also, wife #1 was a Russian stripper.
Oh you are on the right track with that and the constant center of attention and drama crap!!!!
Hooter girls back in the day were wicked, so were the strippers, flight attendants, bar maids, club hostesses, 21 dealers, female officers, hotel staff, and teachers.... wait a sec, there are kinda that way now that I think back!
But I will say during a crappy day of work tits and ass make me smile! It also reminds me to have high standards but be aware of dumb and needy. It helps me balance my life and put things in perspective!
YMMV
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And your still alive. I’m impressed.
I had a run in with some Russians once in Sophia. They carry guns in bars over there, who knew
All I ever needed to learn about strippers I learned sitting in a booth behind a group of them at a Denny's of all places at like 3am on a Saturday back in my early 20's when I came back stateside and was in the Jacksonville Florida area.
The way they talked about 'hustling' guys in a way that it was how they managed to trick/fool them for money because all guys are fucking retards and how they talked shit about literally any and everyone for an hour straight gave me all I needed.
If that wasn't enough, the stripper a female friend brought over once who then left after a few hours only to fall asleep in her car, in my driveway, smoking a cigarette which then lit her fucking car on fire, reinforced it all.
And then I still married one (but she was a nurse in med school at the time!). Jesus.
Moth to a flame. . .
Listen, the only way I can explain how crazy yet worth it, yet not that entire dumpsterfire of a relationship was, is from the words of literally all of my guy friends once the fire had burned itself out and the destruction was beginning to be rebuilt:
Man, that shit was crazy. But I completely understand.
My cousin was a stripper and introduced me to a few she worked with. She was a good wingman!!!
You misunderstood the comment I think. I’m aware of what those are I was being a smart ass because two completely different things were melded into one.
But was she a good dancer, and how did she look naked?
Needs some 9mm projectile nipples
No idea.
No idea.
Go be douchey (and fat) somewhere else
You're so fat and poor that I don't even think they'd let you back in the Coast Guard.
Damnnnnnn, that's a shot across the bow
Damnnnnnn, that's a shot across the bow
And in case there's more Coast Guard people (are they really people?) here, a bow is the front part of a big ship that can actually travel across water deeper than 7 feet.
I was Air Force, so forgive my ignorance...I refer to the front of my kayak as the bow.
I was Air Force, so forgive my ignorance...I refer to the front of my kayak as the bow.
Technically also a Coast Guard vessel.
