Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

[akmike47]

Sudden infant death syndrome (SIDS) is the unexplained death, usually during sleep, of a seemingly healthy baby less than a year old. SIDS is sometimes known as crib death because the infants often die in their cribs.

If a baby is forcefully shaken, his or her fragile brain moves back and forth inside the skull. This causes bruising, swelling and bleeding. Shaken baby syndrome usually occurs when a parent or caregiver severely shakes a baby or toddler due to frustration or anger — often because the child won't stop crying.

You misunderstood the comment I think. I’m aware of what those are I was being a smart ass because two completely different things were melded into one.

 

[akmike47]

My cousin was a stripper and introduced me to a few she worked with. She was a good wingman!!!

But was she a good dancer, and how did she look naked?

 

[fx77]

You misunderstood the comment I think. I’m aware of what those are I was being a smart ass because two completely different things were melded into one.

Apologies if indicated, and forgive my concrete thinking!

 

[akmike47]

Apologies if indicated, and forgive my concrete thinking!

Doesn’t bother me, just saying.

I may look like an idiot, but I’m only a little dumb

 

[akmike47]

Needs some 9mm projectile nipples

 

[6Shooter]

Jim Dangle!

 

[EddieNFL]

Needs some 9mm projectile nipples

.45ACP would be better....50 BMG...

 

[1moaoff]

But was she a good dancer, and how did she look naked?

No idea.

 

[1moaoff]

But was she a good dancer, and how did she look naked?

No idea.

 

[nockhunter]

 

[nockhunter]

 

[nockhunter]

 

[nockhunter]

 

[nockhunter]

 

[Dirty D]

Height or width?

You know the answer

 

[nockhunter]

 

[Dirty D]

I've been around hot chicks, strippers, party girls, skanks and whatever long enough that my first thought when seeing all these thot pics is wondering what her completely fucked up ratchet dumpster fire of an apartment/room she rents from a friend looks like and how many hub caps shes lost off of her 1997 honda civic that doesn't have working door locks.

Go be douchey (and fat) somewhere else

 

[nockhunter]

 

[nockhunter]

 

[nockhunter]

 

[nockhunter]

 

[nockhunter]

 

[TheGerman]

Go be douchey (and fat) somewhere else

You're so fat and poor that I don't even think they'd let you back in the Coast Guard.

 

[oneshot86]

Damnnnnnn, that's a shot across the bow

 

[TheGerman]

Damnnnnnn, that's a shot across the bow

And in case there's more Coast Guard people (are they really people?) here, a bow is the front part of a big ship that can actually travel across water deeper than 7 feet.

 

[akmike47]

Jim Dangle!

New boot goofin!

 

[akmike47]

 

[Cowpokey]

And in case there's more Coast Guard people (are they really people?) here, a bow is the front part of a big ship that can actually travel across water deeper than 7 feet.

I was Air Force, so forgive my ignorance...I refer to the front of my kayak as the bow.

 

[TheGerman]

I was Air Force, so forgive my ignorance...I refer to the front of my kayak as the bow.

Technically also a Coast Guard vessel.

 

[oneshot86]

And in case there's more Coast Guard people (are they really people?) here, a bow is the front part of a big ship that can actually travel across water deeper than 7 feet.

Dude, they like it when you call it a boat

 

[WaywardSon]

 

[WaywardSon]

Nice Bolt Ons.

 

[WaywardSon]

 

[WaywardSon]

 

[WaywardSon]

 

[WaywardSon]

 

[WaywardSon]

 

[TACC]

People in Texas won’t tell you if they have guns.

Neither will people in Florida, I call BS

 

[Garvey]

Well now I gotta quit scrapping the steel cases people leave on my zero line.

I have a TIG welder...

 

[lash]

Neither will people in Florida, I call BS

Nobody I know in Florida has guns. I always wanted one myself…

 

[Garvey]

View attachment 7740258

Chicken fried backstrap, mashed taters and gravy would fix her up. Maybe some cornbread and honey for desert.

 

[Belt fed]

Is that a nightstick in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

 

[Thorny]

I see, yes ma'am, and is that when you noticed your ass was stolen ?

 

[babyguppy]

I don't think so. This is Dina, per the IMDB

The young lady above has too many freckles. Either that, or someone was very busy with their air brush on this photo.

young Dina .. Dizzy - starship troopers!!
dina

 

[EddieNFL]

Dude, they like it when you call it a boat

Aren't they all boats?

 

[Bandit320]

Aren't they all boats?

Actually, they’re called targets.

 

[Bandit320]

Valeria Lakhina

Photo of fashion model Valeria Lakhina - ID 649995 | Models | The FMD

Photo of Ukrainian fashion model Valeria Lakhina. ID 649995.

www.fashionmodeldirectory.com

 

[VA-Varminter]

 

[lariat]

HEY! I found the Rosetta Stone. Fuck that “men are from Mars women are from Venus” bullshit. Here it is. But, anyone that’s been married for more than five years already knows but hasn’t told anyone. Bastards.

 

[lariat]

I see, yes ma'am, and is that when you noticed your ass was stolen ?

And they didn’t even jack it up before they stole it….