Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

[Ramius]

Absolutely right!

Stepson and I were walking out of a creek bottom from an archery deer hunt. About 60 yards across a plowed field was a skunk. Stepson said "should I shoot him". I said absolutely not, you miss, he sprays and us and my truck will stink for two weeks. We walk around him.

Two years ago, my dogs were nosing in a big piece of rectangle tubing stacked at the edge of the driveway. Ranger, the German Shepherd pulls a skunk out, in the middle of the skunk and was shaking it for all he was worth. I said "RANGER NO! COME!" He released, and came to me. Too late. He got a bath in Dawn right then. He has tangled with two other skunks since then. His desire to kill vermin, overrides the stink and the stank of the skunk spray.

I let my Dobe out once at 3am bc he had to go. 10 minutes later he came back stinking of skunk...was up till 5am washing that shit off of him before i let him back in the house.

New rule for all subsequent Dobers...they stay inside until first light

 

[alfack]

ZeroHedge

ZeroHedge - On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero

www.zerohedge.com

 

[W54/XM-388]

ZeroHedge

ZeroHedge - On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero

www.zerohedge.com

But at almost $3k you might just pickup a 5 pack of complete AR-15 pattern rifles and some spare parts and call it good for a lifetime...

 

[Fx51LP308]

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And we got the "hat trick!"

 

[Steel head]

 

[lariat]

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I now know why there is a worldwide helium shortage.

 

[clcustom1911]

You can’t even see the shoes, have you no standards man?!

Sometimes you gotta toss the salad without knowing the footwear.

Amirite @Steel head ??

 

[clcustom1911]

You know @clcustom1911 has a pair in his closet that will fit her! In all seriousness, I like those shoes, and was looking at some to get a pair for the wife. I can’t afford them at a grand per pair. It was all good till she said she could get five pair for what I have in just one of my rifles. Shame shame.

Ebay. Just gotta know her European size.

 

[carbonbased]

Reminds me of that Johnny Cash song, “Once Piece at a Time.”

 

[missed]

For the love of god. Someone buy that woman a happy meal.

Just feed her some wedding cake that always does the trick to fluff them up

 

[Two36]

Just feed her some wedding cake that always does the trick to fluff them up

This is true. But I have heard a song or two about trying to make a hoe a housewife..

 

[FjallJager]

This is true. But I have heard a song or two about trying to make a hoe a housewife..

Nothing causes them to gain 20-40 pounds and their perfect D tits to sag like wedding cake.

As for me I have always been fat.

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[Steel head]

Sometimes you gotta toss the salad without knowing the footwear.

Amirite @Steel head ??

 

[Redhook]

Wrong thread.

 

[addertooth]

ZeroHedge

ZeroHedge - On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero

www.zerohedge.com

*laughs in Machinist with a garage shop".

 

[Two36]

 

[TripleBull]

 

[7.62willdo]

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Does anyone remember when woman used photoshop to make the asses look smaller and their tits bigger, when did that change and why?

 

[lash]

Does anyone remember when woman used photoshop to make the asses look smaller and their tits bigger, when did that change and why?

Follow the money

 

[breatheandsqueeze]

 

[canman]

Does anyone remember when woman used photoshop to make the asses look smaller and their tits bigger, when did that change and why?

When Kim Kardashian made girls think that having a huge ass from in her case implants was cool. I'll stick women that are attractive because God made them that way.

 

[Fx51LP308]

Does anyone remember when woman used photoshop to make the asses look smaller and their tits bigger, when did that change and why?

Follow the money

Precisely. With the advent of "Sir Mix-a-lot" types, emphasis on the "derriere" became a lot more active in North America and Europe. It was always the top priority in South America (Brazil, Argentina, etc.). Consider that Brazil has a "Miss Bum Bum" contest, every year. Search on YouTube for "Miss Bum Bum." Trust me...

TBH, even as a young teen with freshly minted hormones... well.... let's just say... I was Sir Mix-a-lot before he was a gleam in his father's eye!

 

[VA-Varminter]

Looked for that fucker for nearly an hour.

 

[Cowpokey]

Looked for that fucker for nearly an hour.

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Researchers have discovered a rare new breed of chameleon, the "blanket chameleon".

 

[Steel head]

 

[Redheeler]

Precisely. With the advent of "Sir Mix-a-lot" types, emphasis on the "derriere" became a lot more active in North America and Europe. It was always the top priority in South America (Brazil, Argentina, etc.). Consider that Brazil has a "Miss Bum Bum" contest, every year. Search on YouTube for "Miss Bum Bum." Trust me...

TBH, even as a young teen with freshly minted hormones... well.... let's just say... I was Sir Mix-a-lot before he was a gleam in his father's eye!

Have a friend that loves bubble butts, married a nice young (in the day) lady that had/ still has one. Said everything else is just chrome and hub caps.

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[lht645]

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Who is this lovely thing?

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[Aussie Joe]

Maybe you just have a cavernous vagina

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[mikeinfwa]

 

[mikeinfwa]

 

[Steel head]

 

[Steel head]

 

[Steel head]

 

[breatheandsqueeze]

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[BigPoppaHugeTime]

 

[WaywardSon]

 

[WaywardSon]

 

[WaywardSon]

 

[Wild dog]