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Rifle Scopes Arken Optics EP-4 Tracking Test Video

armorpl8chikn said:
I ran into a guy selling toothbrushes for $10. I thought he was nuts, nobody gonna buy a toothbrush for $10.
He did have some free candy, so I took him up on the free candy. As I chewed into the candy I said, "This candy tastes like shit!"
He informed me it was in fact shit, and offered to sell me a toothbrush.
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Honestly you probably deserved it. First rule of life, don’t accept candy from strangers. He was doing you a favor, because natural selection might have taken you out if you didn’t get that important life lesson. I mean come on man! You were eating shit from a stranger and paid the 10$. Glad you’re still here.

We can only hope you’re a hybrid that can’t reproduce.
 
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armorpl8chikn said:
I ran into a guy selling toothbrushes for $10. I thought he was nuts, nobody gonna buy a toothbrush for $10.
He did have some free candy, so I took him up on the free candy. As I chewed into the candy I said, "This candy tastes like shit!"
He informed me it was in fact shit, and offered to sell me a toothbrush.
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Gohring65 said:
Honestly you probably deserved it. First rule of life, don’t accept candy from strangers. He was doing you a favor, because natural selection might have taken you out if you didn’t get that important life lesson. I mean come on man! You were eating shit from a stranger and paid the 10$. Glad you’re still here.

We can only hope you’re a hybrid that can’t reproduce.
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armorpl8chikn said the guy offered to sell him the toothbrush you are assuming he took him up on the offer......Shit for all we know armorpl8chikn still has a pic of ole Alex in his pocket and running around with shitty breath.
 
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Palmetto-Pride said:
armorpl8chikn said the guy offered to sell him the toothbrush you are assuming he took him up on the offer......Shit for all we know armorpl8chikn still has a pic of ole Alex in his pocket and running around with shitty breath.
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Very true,
Speaking of naturally selected, where’s tiny?
 
Apparently everyone is going to be dealer just like Athlon. I’ll keep my LOW another year.
 
koshkin said:
That's encouraging. If this army of shills does not kill the brand, they might do OK.

ILya
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Just curious do you think this is a all volunteer army or drafted? I have seen some natural fanboys spring up overtime on a product, but this Arken fanboy club seems like organized militia.....LOL
 
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Palmetto-Pride said:
Just curious do you think this is a all volunteer army or drafted? I have seen some natural fanboys spring up overtime on a product, but this Arken fanboy club seems like organized militia.....LOL
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I have no idea, but I have never seen an army of natural fanboys this early in the game all posting links to where the scope can be bought.
 
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Bender said:
Apparently everyone is going to be dealer just like Athlon. I’ll keep my LOW another year.
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This optic is not for tiny hands, everything is kinda of stiff. If you have pizza roll grease on your hands, someone like you would never turn these turrets, they’re just too big.

sincerely,
Your biggest fan
 
koshkin said:
I have no idea, but I have never seen an army of natural fanboys this early in the game all posting links to where the scope can be bought.
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I'm not so sure.
Were you here for the original PST release? I'm talking the old Gen 1.
There were guys on here actually threatening folks and claiming that the PST was "a 2500 scope for 800 bucks". This was all before anyone even had one for review, let alone scopes in the marketplace.
 
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koshkin said:
I have no idea, but I have never seen an army of natural fanboys this early in the game all posting links to where the scope can be bought.
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They’re not so much fanboys as they are dealers... those links are reference links. They get commission if a scope is bought using it.
 
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I personally have some faith with the scope. For a good scope priced at this level, I can imagine the challenges with traditional sales network as the margin is smaller. The big players like to kill it, the small players want to abuse it, life is tough.

I pre-ordered 3 directly, without going through any dealer. Honestly it’s not lots of money and there is return policy, worst case would be some waste of time and I am wasting my time on this hobby anyway, or sort of.
 
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armorpl8chikn said:
I ran into a guy selling toothbrushes for $10. I thought he was nuts, nobody gonna buy a toothbrush for $10.
He did have some free candy, so I took him up on the free candy. As I chewed into the candy I said, "This candy tastes like shit!"
He informed me it was in fact shit, and offered to sell me a toothbrush.
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Reminds me of this sort of lol
 
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could be a good scope to put on a 22 for the price. Time will tell.
 
How do these compare to the Simmons Whitetail Classic? Which happens to be up for sale coincidentally.

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Sticks said:
It's like I wandered into a daycare facility around here.
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Nah, it’s a thread with guys with tiny hands and midget porn. It’s clear both subjects are related.
Guys butt hurt because this optic smokes their LOW optics and their mommas bifocals in clarity, and has more clicks than their post count.
You pick on one, then his lover comes out swinging. Hence why the tiny hands and midget porn threw a red flag.
 
Gohring65 said:
Nah, it’s a thread with guys with tiny hands and midget porn. It’s clear both subjects are related.
Guys butt hurt because this optic smokes their LOW optics and their mommas bifocals in clarity, and has more clicks than their post count.
You pick on one, then his lover comes out swinging. Hence why the tiny hands and midget porn threw a red flag.
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No, its because youre being an ass so everyone is going to pile on.
 
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I hope those boys don’t throw their pizza rolls and go upstairs and take being angry at me out on momma.
 
fdkay said:
I'm not so sure.
Were you here for the original PST release? I'm talking the old Gen 1.
There were guys on here actually threatening folks and claiming that the PST was "a 2500 scope for 800 bucks". This was all before anyone even had one for review, let alone scopes in the marketplace.
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I was here. Not quite the same tone.
 
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Just searched midget porn on this forum and this thread came up. To be honest I'm a little disappointed.

:p
 
armorpl8chikn said:
If I may get in a word edgewise.
I do not currently own any $600 scopes, but I'm not a @Bender level snob. I am perfectly willing to try one of these Oakum scopes gratis.

I'm sure you need my credentials....let's just say I'm a certified grade IV Operator.
The maintenance guys describe me as "operator as fuck" and also nicknamed me "Cotton" cause I've got no shins.

Anyway, just send that bitch on over and I'll wind the fucking knobs off her like a ham operator trynta dial in Tokyo.
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He ain’t kiddin’ either.
 
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Great test, now I am left wondering if this was a hand picked T&E sample lowlight tested or if he acquired it through normal distribution channels...I got tired of looking through the midget porn references and whining boomers to find out if it was addressed...
 
Mechdesigner said:
Great test, now I am left wondering if this was a hand picked T&E sample lowlight tested or if he acquired it through normal distribution channels...I got tired of looking through the midget porn references and whining boomers to find out if it was addressed...
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He picked it off a prize table at a midget wrestling tournament.

Not really. Just trying to match my answer to the question's level of autism.
 
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