Birthing person??? What’s dads new name?

[Dead Eye Dick]

We have had quite a discussion elsewhere on the merits of changing Mom! With birthing person. First can y’all imagine a five year old‘s request...”Hey Birthing Person, I’m thirsty, can I have some water?”

But much more intriguing, what is dad’s new name...(same five year old) ...Hey F - - king person, can we go shooting today?.

Dear moderators, if this is too racy, please delete my feelings will not be hurt.

 

[Animal357]

sucker

 

[kl3309]

Commonly accepted term is "sperm donor."
In the hood, though, it's "who dat is?" or "der he go!"

 

[MilChad]

Load dropper.

 

[Snipe260]

I think we should go with bitch for the women! Bitch fucker for the male!

 

[roostercogburn98]

Load dropper.

Load dropper and load catcher seem unisex enough to me

 

[kl3309]

And isn't "birthing person" a bit grandiose? I believe "uterus mobility facilitator (UMF)" is a much better descriptor in most cases.

 

[Boon20]

So is "mother fucker" off the table?

 

[MilChad]

 

[TurboTrout]

So if Im no longer considered a father, I can’t be held to pay child support etc?

Right?

Oh yeah....it’s 2021, so as a working white male, all the downsides and no upsides is the “new normal”

How far can this pants on head retarded woke shit go before even the lefties start to laugh at it.

 

[rtB]

Hey birthing person, make me a sammich!

Hmmm, doesn't really sound right...

 

[John's Friend]

Birthing Person will soon be criticized as, perSON is not acceptable.

So, "Berthing Unit" seems more acceptable.

Mother's day ==> Birthing Unit Day.

As for dad, "Non Birthing - Birthing Unit".

Happy Non Birthing - Birthing Unit Day, Non Birthing - Birthing Unit !

edit

Jill Biden = First Birthing Unit ?

 

[candyx]

Blade and Chalice

 

[Baron23]

Donkey who carries the load.

 

[Mwalex]

How about life support system for a vagina and dick. That would only apply to male and female couples.

 

[Maggot]

I always liked 'cumbuckekt' for the women.

 

[NoDopes]

Cell replicating host - Gender and species agnostic.

 

[lariat]

Funding person.

Or rapist, depending on whether or not you are talking to a liberal birthing person who is into birthing person’s lib. Remember a couple decades back the NOW group was saying that even consensual sex as rape?

 

[Jscb1b]

Birthing unit disappointer?

 

[dustingaunder]

 

[sirhrmechanic]

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So... not this guy:

Yes, they are selling these.

I think you can get them free when you buy a case of 6.5 Creedmore ammo?

Sirhr

 

[Dead Eye Dick]

How about “uterus carrying carbon unit” and “testicle carrying carbon unit.”

 

[nockhunter]

The INSEMINATOR!!!!

Mike

 

[candyx]

So... not this guy:

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Yes, they are selling these.

I think you can get them free when you buy a case of 6.5 Creedmore ammo?

Sirhr

Surfing the AI website again ....

 

[Lunchbox27]

Standing Pisser

 

[plong]

Standing Pisser

Not necessarily…

 

[DocRDS]

"Lawn Care and Fire Cooked Meat Specialist Person's Day"

or in keeping with a more Dank opinion of the pit

"Endless Cash Supply but your ass is still getting a lame gift Persons Day "

 

[Rthur]

Birthing person.....
Lololololololololol
More like dripping mommy bucket.

R

 

[plong]

"Lawn Care …

Nah… in this house that’s the sammich maker’s job…
35 years ago I told her I believed she deserved the very-best… So I bought her the best John Deere I (“we”) could afford… She still loves, and cares for… that tractor…

 

[MilChad]

So... not this guy:

View attachment 7650180

Yes, they are selling these.

I think you can get them free when you buy a case of 6.5 Creedmore ammo?

Sirhr

Got dayum!

 

[lariat]

So... not this guy:

View attachment 7650180

Yes, they are selling these.

I think you can get them free when you buy a case of 6.5 Creedmore ammo?

Sirhr

No, they can’t be selling them. Oh, they may be “for sale”, but other than a Queen concert I wouldn’t think these would be flying off the shelves.

 

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

So we have found a closet 6.5 creed shooter.

No, they can’t be selling them. Oh, they may be “for sale”, but other than a Queen concert I wouldn’t think these would be flying off the shelves.

 

[lariat]

N

So we have found a closet 6.5 creed shooter.

Nope, I’m a total luddite. I shoot 30-06 mainly. I think that puts me in pillow ticking overalls instead of assless chaps or this bullshit that looks like something from a gay pride festival in Florida.

 

[TurboTrout]

N

Nope, I’m a total luddite. I shoot 30-06 mainly. I think that puts me in pillow ticking overalls instead of assless chaps or this bullshit that looks like something from a gay pride festival in Florida.

Gay pride in FL? It’s not so much florida man is gay, it’s that he’ll fuck anything, gators, small dogs, Harley tailpipes, women, toothless heads, it’s all the same to FL man

 

[EddieNFL]

Gay pride in FL? It’s not so much florida man is gay, it’s that he’ll fuck anything, gators, small dogs, Harley tailpipes, women, toothless heads, it’s all the same to FL man

We draw the line at chickens. We do have standards.

What do you guys wear in Gay Pride parades in your state?

 

[Flyingbullseye]

Every one of these "pronouns" or idiot descriptions being pushed by the fringe of society is deliberately created to dehumanize people. Most people, especially those demanding everyone use them in no way see it.

 

[Thorny]

We draw the line at chickens. We do have standards.

What do you guys wear in Gay Pride parades in your state?

Around here most of them are just wearing a chicken.

 

[fx77]

XY DNA Donor

 

[hlee]

My younger son pinned my wife with “spawn point,” at a house party. Hilarity ensued. I’m not sure on the appropriate “dad” rebranding given the theme, but I’m sure he can figure it out…

 

[hlee]

We draw the line at chickens. We do have standards.

What do you guys wear in Gay Pride parades in your state?

In the area of South Texas where my parents grew up “chicken fucker” was a particularly nasty pejorative. I’m told that it is a translation, from German, of a pejorative to the same effect…

 

[fx77]

In the area of South Texas where my parents grew up “chicken fucker” was a particularly nasty pejorative. I’m told that it is a translation, from German, of a pejorative to the same effect…

FYI

Hühnerficker

 

[CSGambill]

This image popped up on Amazon the other day. Any comments I would make would put my career in jeopardy, so I'll just leave it here for your amusement.

 

[hlee]

My younger son pinned my wife with “spawn point,” at a house party. Hilarity ensued. I’m not sure on the appropriate “dad” rebranding given the theme, but I’m sure he can figure it out…

Did a bit of thinking... “Avatar Creation Module.”