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...Greg saw John Kerry, so he grabbed his Ninjitsu sword and cut off John's...
...Greg saw John Kerry, so he grabbed his Ninjitsu sword and cut off John's...
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Which drew her totally undivided attention.
Taking advantage of the distraction, the bouncer...
Which drew her totally undivided attention.
Taking advantage of the distraction, the bouncer...
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Chugged. Turning green, then purple, he turned the bottle around and checked the label. "Braakkkk..., gasp! FP10?".
Siezing upon her discomfiture; Greg slipped lithely from his lady love's grasp, pirouetted, and lept straight...
Chugged. Turning green, then purple, he turned the bottle around and checked the label. "Braakkkk..., gasp! FP10?".
Siezing upon her discomfiture; Greg slipped lithely from his lady love's grasp, pirouetted, and lept straight...
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rice cakes.
But serially, the thought of Shrillary in direct contact with Greg triggered an immediate cardiac arrest.
I'm gonna miss that girl...
No; mouth to mouth is not an option...!
Simultaneously, LL; cleverly concealed as a pool table, knelt and racked his balls...
And the KMuss took advantage of the momentary silence to remind LL that, "Chicks dig that too, Frank..."...
Upon which note, the already severely strained floor collapsed beneath the dead weight of both of Shrillary's humongous hams, plunging our intrepid adventurers into...
rice cakes.
But serially, the thought of Shrillary in direct contact with Greg triggered an immediate cardiac arrest.
I'm gonna miss that girl...
No; mouth to mouth is not an option...!
Simultaneously, LL; cleverly concealed as a pool table, knelt and racked his balls...
And the KMuss took advantage of the momentary silence to remind LL that, "Chicks dig that too, Frank..."...
Upon which note, the already severely strained floor collapsed beneath the dead weight of both of Shrillary's humongous hams, plunging our intrepid adventurers into...
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...the basement. Greg said "Enough of this B.S! It's time for some lead slingin!" He picked up his Ghost Dancer Sniper Rifle (chambered in .260 of course). Dropping to the prone position he took deliberate aim at the first lowlife he saw. Then he realized that his much needed concentration was being broken by the Spongebob underwear that were riding up the crack of his a$$. So ...
...the basement. Greg said "Enough of this B.S! It's time for some lead slingin!" He picked up his Ghost Dancer Sniper Rifle (chambered in .260 of course). Dropping to the prone position he took deliberate aim at the first lowlife he saw. Then he realized that his much needed concentration was being broken by the Spongebob underwear that were riding up the crack of his a$$. So ...
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He cautiously emitted a blistering fart, instantly vaporizing the offending lingerie.
Returning to the the task at hand, he began softly chanting the mantra, "Breathe, Relax...
He cautiously emitted a blistering fart, instantly vaporizing the offending lingerie.
Returning to the the task at hand, he began softly chanting the mantra, "Breathe, Relax...
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...but before the crosshairs of the M4 could settle on the star adorning the exposed right nipple of Rosie O'Donnel....
...but before the crosshairs of the M4 could settle on the star adorning the exposed right nipple of Rosie O'Donnel....
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when the platapus hit her on the head, temporary amnesia insued and she thought she was rosann barr....she imediately grabbed her crotch and attempted to sing the Star Spangled Banner. But before she could belt out "the rockets red glare" who should come running out of the shadows but........
when the platapus hit her on the head, temporary amnesia insued and she thought she was rosann barr....she imediately grabbed her crotch and attempted to sing the Star Spangled Banner. But before she could belt out "the rockets red glare" who should come running out of the shadows but........
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.... a photographer took a snap shot just as she bit down on it and the front page headlines the next day read "Well, we guess the rumors are true. Here she is with a mouth of puss out in public yesterday"... mean while...
.... a photographer took a snap shot just as she bit down on it and the front page headlines the next day read "Well, we guess the rumors are true. Here she is with a mouth of puss out in public yesterday"... mean while...
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....Michael Moore, Osama and the Fidel Castro look-a-like, and an hooded figure were seen escorting the Klinton Voodoo doll into Kerry headquarters...upon entering through the main door, the hooded figure turned for a breif moment. Holy Hoodwinks Batman! ...Thats....
....Michael Moore, Osama and the Fidel Castro look-a-like, and an hooded figure were seen escorting the Klinton Voodoo doll into Kerry headquarters...upon entering through the main door, the hooded figure turned for a breif moment. Holy Hoodwinks Batman! ...Thats....
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"GET ME A BEER" Screamed Ted while grabbing jane Fonda's ass and then...
"GET ME A BEER" Screamed Ted while grabbing jane Fonda's ass and then...
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Jane Screamed "Me want Tarzan, You too FAT!" and swung off on a vine...
Jane Screamed "Me want Tarzan, You too FAT!" and swung off on a vine...
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...michael moore came waddeling out of Kerry head quarters (run by Klinton)..."was some one looking for me? Wow Ted, you and me........
...michael moore came waddeling out of Kerry head quarters (run by Klinton)..."was some one looking for me? Wow Ted, you and me........
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... Ted replied " where can I get me one of those fat ass Atkins shirt that you are wearing"?...and
... Ted replied " where can I get me one of those fat ass Atkins shirt that you are wearing"?...and
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...pair of slut senators Boxer and Feinstein. I even have an extra clip for the 9th circus court of appeals. As he opened his jacket revealing a large pair of stainless....
...pair of slut senators Boxer and Feinstein. I even have an extra clip for the 9th circus court of appeals. As he opened his jacket revealing a large pair of stainless....
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... Slick Willy cracked corn and I don't care
... my Masters running for Pres ....
... Slick Willy cracked corn and I don't care
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...but these were no ordinary harmonicas, and the dangerous duo knew it. Arnold lit up a Arturo Fuentes Hemmingway and leveled this gleaming pair of harmonicas at them and said ..."
...but these were no ordinary harmonicas, and the dangerous duo knew it. Arnold lit up a Arturo Fuentes Hemmingway and leveled this gleaming pair of harmonicas at them and said ..."
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he turned to Jr and said "yuh, I rally Like those chicks, they make me want to get me minguns and blow away"...
he turned to Jr and said "yuh, I rally Like those chicks, they make me want to get me minguns and blow away"...
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