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Loe · Jul 8, 2004

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... Hanoi John Kerry. But before that where is cupcake or buttercup? Mmmm... i guess i should just go home before my wife catches on. But tomorrow im going to......

cbatarms · Jul 11, 2004

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Going to reinstate my vows with my new wife Edwards and the start of our new America....

Don Rutledge · Jul 11, 2004

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Kerry & Edwards: Let's not tell were Gay till after the Election

26Sniper · Jul 12, 2004

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"Private Kerry!!" As Sgt. Gore screamed at me once again, waking me from sleeping at my post, I realized it had all been that reacurring dream. "You F**king lazy meatball! You are lucky that Major Klinton didn't catch you." As the spit flew from Sgr. Gore's mouth and hit me in the eye, I knew a purple heart was going to follow. "Sleeping on the job, AGAIN!!! Will that be your purpose in the military Private?!!" screamed the Sgt. "Sgt Gore. My mission, like yours and Major Klinton's is to"....

Three-Oh-Hate · Jul 17, 2004

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play with horseshit and sing "Puff the Magic Dragon" and...

NGM · Jul 19, 2004

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...the next thing I knew, I was plucked from my security duties...

kurtkensy · Jul 19, 2004

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...I knew I shouldn't have eaten all that acid. And why smoke if your not gona inhale?

Three-Oh-Hate · Jul 21, 2004

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...Because Monica liked it...

NGM · Jul 21, 2004

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...I wasn't the only one pulled from my post. Greg was called away from his and for reasons unbeknownst to him, had his Ghost Dancer Sniper Rifle (chambered in .260 of course) yanked out of his hands. He yelled out..

Don Rutledge · Jul 21, 2004

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... please give back my rifle

before I tear off your head & shit down your neck, that ain't ...

kurtkensy · Jul 21, 2004

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your daddy's shotgun....

NLS36 · Jul 22, 2004

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... it is "THE" Official Greg Langelius Autographed Model Ghost Dancer Sniper Rifle, with a compass in the stock and this thing which tells time(chambered in .260 of course). "Enough of this B.S! It's time for some lead slingin!" Dropping to prone Greg took deliberate aim at.....

26Sniper · Jul 22, 2004

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...his last Linda Ronstat 8 track....

GUNSMOKE45441 · Jul 26, 2004

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Which in itself weighed 48 pounds do to-

NLS36 · Jul 26, 2004

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... the fact that his lady love had...

GUNSMOKE45441 · Jul 27, 2004

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let jabba the kennedy put his finger prints on it because

kurtkensy · Jul 28, 2004

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..it was john kerry's favorite mood music..

Cuznguido · Jul 29, 2004

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...and Jabba had already heard about the amorous adventures of Edwards and Kerry (the couple, AND running mates) and he decided it was time to GET SOME..

LOBO · Jul 30, 2004

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ho ho's that he had stolen from Rosie O'Donnell...

kurtkensy · Jul 31, 2004

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..who owns 51% of the company..

NGM · Aug 1, 2004

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...Adam & Eve. She gives out...

kurtkensy · Aug 1, 2004

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..flavored condoms to gay couples like Kerry & Edwards, who...

26Sniper · Aug 2, 2004

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....were throwing their moral, and legal support behind Barney Franks effort to reinstate the Beemans flavor. Mr. Franks was quoted as saying...."

vwhugger · Aug 2, 2004

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..."My Boy Lollipop, You make My heart go..."

Don Rutledge · Aug 2, 2004

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... Flippity .. Flop ...

kurtkensy · Aug 2, 2004

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he then asked, if Ben Gay would releive a sore...

Three-Oh-Hate · Aug 2, 2004

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but then he found out that even Ben Gay was scared of John and John...

kurtkensy · Aug 11, 2004

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...because theres something really wrong about 2 straight guys who cant keep there hands off each other....

26Sniper · Aug 13, 2004

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John Edwards asked his running mate, "John, how come you only dip your sausage in mustard?" Kerry replied,........"

kurtkensy · Aug 14, 2004

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.....catsoup reminds me of a bad experence Ted Kennedy had with...

pooch · Aug 14, 2004

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....Paula Jones.. and she...
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Lefties Rule!! :biggun2:

kurtkensy · Aug 15, 2004

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..tasted strongly of onions, so He claimed. Relish ....

26Sniper · Aug 15, 2004

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...is the only thing that momma said that bumpy little gerkins are good for. By the way is that "Gray Poop On"?...Or are you using...

kurtkensy · Aug 15, 2004

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... Sarah Brady's...

26Sniper · Aug 15, 2004

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Pepper Asian H. She said that Jim really liked it smeared on his....

kurtkensy · Aug 16, 2004

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..Hillary Clinton blow up doll, becasue it really gets the wrinkles out of the.....

Don Rutledge · Aug 16, 2004

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.... Big Mouth and Big Saggy Ass ... which are not her best quaility's and ...

kurtkensy · Aug 16, 2004

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..speaking of quality, its hard to even say Hillary and quality in the same sentence. it would be more like....

26Sniper · Aug 17, 2004

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...trying to hold down a bowl of rancid squid while viewing nude photos of Janet Reno and Madaline Almostbright. Just then the Enola Gay flew by headed for ......

Don Rutledge · Aug 17, 2004

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.... thier Big Slimmy Butt's to Bomb the boils, pimples. black & whiteheads and clear....

kurtkensy · Aug 17, 2004

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..the way for the God Fearing Gun Owners of this country and protect the constitution. What if...

Don Rutledge · Aug 17, 2004

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.... there were no more Liberals & DemocRats, who would ....

26Sniper · Aug 19, 2004

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..care! How would Hillary ever....

Don Rutledge · Aug 19, 2004

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... get Mikey Moore out of his panties, cause Hillary crapped in ....

konabully · Aug 19, 2004

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John Kerry's tele-promptor citing the reason for his crappy speeches. All the while, plotting her...

kurtkensy · Aug 19, 2004

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..political overthrow of Michael Jackson's ...

high-speed-para · Aug 19, 2004

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... chimpanzee. His name is Bubbles, and he is as gay as the gayest Frenchman.. The gay monkey was as brilliant as Bill Clinton. The simian homo campaigned for John Kerry and...

kurtkensy · Aug 19, 2004

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..will soon turn into a fur coat. oh wont the morons at PETA have......

Archie · Aug 23, 2004

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...their first real meal?

Meanwhile, after Sen John Kerry legislates against hurricane damage....

kurtkensy · Aug 23, 2004

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..he admits himself to a mental ward because,...

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