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...cover up those tits!......followed by detailed instructions in chinese and cuban on the best way to.....
...cover up those tits!......followed by detailed instructions in chinese and cuban on the best way to.....
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wear a digital pattern or tiger stripe camouflaged chastity belt if you are between the ages or 16 and 84 and dating or married to anyone but a senator or congressman -laws not applying to those in power- except for the state of West Virginia where any and all cavorting is legal, warrranted, and recommended evn though there are some that say there is a legend that way up in the back hollers thaere are people who actually....
wear a digital pattern or tiger stripe camouflaged chastity belt if you are between the ages or 16 and 84 and dating or married to anyone but a senator or congressman -laws not applying to those in power- except for the state of West Virginia where any and all cavorting is legal, warrranted, and recommended evn though there are some that say there is a legend that way up in the back hollers thaere are people who actually....
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voted Republican. When Sen. Turd Byrd found this out, he enlisted the help of Teddy K, Johnny K, and Hillary K, and special K agent Hanoi Jane. With the intent of destroying the entire world with one single act, they snuck into...........
voted Republican. When Sen. Turd Byrd found this out, he enlisted the help of Teddy K, Johnny K, and Hillary K, and special K agent Hanoi Jane. With the intent of destroying the entire world with one single act, they snuck into...........
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An abandoned english sex van parked next to Bill K's Mustang shed in his back yard. Quickly, they drive out of the yard and unto the road and run into...
An abandoned english sex van parked next to Bill K's Mustang shed in his back yard. Quickly, they drive out of the yard and unto the road and run into...
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...A Ranger ambush leaving them all ........
...A Ranger ambush leaving them all ........
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full of small holes since the M18 Claymore mine has a pound and half of plastic explosives with a gas expansion rate of 17,000 FPS and making it equal to the simultaneous blast of 70 double-barrel shotguns firing 00 buckshot, and when you daisy chain 6 together at the angle of your L shape ambush, not many walk out easily; although in this case, one did survive and jumped into a waiting black helicopter to be trasported to the secret compound in Scatdrop, Virginia where it is assumed they keep and maintain the...
full of small holes since the M18 Claymore mine has a pound and half of plastic explosives with a gas expansion rate of 17,000 FPS and making it equal to the simultaneous blast of 70 double-barrel shotguns firing 00 buckshot, and when you daisy chain 6 together at the angle of your L shape ambush, not many walk out easily; although in this case, one did survive and jumped into a waiting black helicopter to be trasported to the secret compound in Scatdrop, Virginia where it is assumed they keep and maintain the...
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the secret formula for Compound W and the last known
the secret formula for Compound W and the last known
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unused cigar belonging to Bill K, which has the power to...
unused cigar belonging to Bill K, which has the power to...
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....make the N.O.W. group once again become completely infatuated with Bill K and all demonKratic males, specially rapists and petifiles. It is kept in a glass case surrounded by.........
....make the N.O.W. group once again become completely infatuated with Bill K and all demonKratic males, specially rapists and petifiles. It is kept in a glass case surrounded by.........
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HIV positive, slobbering pit Bull dogs held at bay by piano wire snares around their necks while one Persian cat teases them like
HIV positive, slobbering pit Bull dogs held at bay by piano wire snares around their necks while one Persian cat teases them like
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...an undercover cop posing as a prostitute teases, only to throw you into jail where you get...
...an undercover cop posing as a prostitute teases, only to throw you into jail where you get...
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A seat right next to Monica Lewinski's brother who is mumbling..
A seat right next to Monica Lewinski's brother who is mumbling..
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"I'll never tell................"
"I'll never tell................"
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...my sister that bill K and I was lovers before they were. But then we discovered we was 1st cousins and Hillary was really...
...my sister that bill K and I was lovers before they were. But then we discovered we was 1st cousins and Hillary was really...
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a man with a record size wang between her legs and ......
a man with a record size wang between her legs and ......
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peferred same gender sex as she squatted down by the...
peferred same gender sex as she squatted down by the...
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urinal for a drink. When all of a sudden...
urinal for a drink. When all of a sudden...
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the urinal spraayed him in the face with
the urinal spraayed him in the face with
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two squirts and a followup dollop of orange marinade tasting cigarette or cigar ashe that had to have been kept in a special container lined with either aluminum foil or garlic & cloves because it tasted nothing like orange and he noticed he had green teeth when he looked in the mirror but he was especially glad that it did not damage his small, yes pocketsized, version of "Why Some People Must Turn Forum Threads Into Useless Banter About Wangs and Urine," by Gunfighter14e2, which got pretty good reviews in the NonChristian Science Monitor, US Newds and Whirl Report, Sprechen de Latina, two foreign news guides that told mainly of the capitalist-like conditions in places like America, and a large foldout handbook he had never seen, made especially for him, that was written by an old jarhead who drinks too much coffee (and is thus effected greatly at the end of the workday) and of which an expressly written opinion said that he may never attain his old seat again but that his wife had a chance as long as no realized who really had killed that guy Vince or looked hard into what her senior thesis had said when in college because that could scare the public; but, anyway, what was worse was his teeth because although they had been green, they now turned a putrid chartreuse color that scared Monica's brother - Honkus Lewinsky - and in turn he jumped up and took off runnin' and by lowering his head was able to run through the cell doors to freedom, but only for a moment, because he was soon struck down by a AMC Pacer, which had been turned into a passion purple colored lowrider and was full of teenagers that were groovin to that song by that new band "Meatloaf," and when the teens saw the smashed guts and brain matter, they immediately began to hum a mournful version of Pink Floyd's "A Species of Small Furry Animals Gathered Togehter in a Cave and Groovin with a Pict" --which is a funeral dirge in some parts of Northwestcentral Pennsylvania, if hummed or whistled-- and when he came out a second later to make his own escape, his small, not yet fully ripened pea sized brain took it all in and two words escaped his lips...
two squirts and a followup dollop of orange marinade tasting cigarette or cigar ashe that had to have been kept in a special container lined with either aluminum foil or garlic & cloves because it tasted nothing like orange and he noticed he had green teeth when he looked in the mirror but he was especially glad that it did not damage his small, yes pocketsized, version of "Why Some People Must Turn Forum Threads Into Useless Banter About Wangs and Urine," by Gunfighter14e2, which got pretty good reviews in the NonChristian Science Monitor, US Newds and Whirl Report, Sprechen de Latina, two foreign news guides that told mainly of the capitalist-like conditions in places like America, and a large foldout handbook he had never seen, made especially for him, that was written by an old jarhead who drinks too much coffee (and is thus effected greatly at the end of the workday) and of which an expressly written opinion said that he may never attain his old seat again but that his wife had a chance as long as no realized who really had killed that guy Vince or looked hard into what her senior thesis had said when in college because that could scare the public; but, anyway, what was worse was his teeth because although they had been green, they now turned a putrid chartreuse color that scared Monica's brother - Honkus Lewinsky - and in turn he jumped up and took off runnin' and by lowering his head was able to run through the cell doors to freedom, but only for a moment, because he was soon struck down by a AMC Pacer, which had been turned into a passion purple colored lowrider and was full of teenagers that were groovin to that song by that new band "Meatloaf," and when the teens saw the smashed guts and brain matter, they immediately began to hum a mournful version of Pink Floyd's "A Species of Small Furry Animals Gathered Togehter in a Cave and Groovin with a Pict" --which is a funeral dirge in some parts of Northwestcentral Pennsylvania, if hummed or whistled-- and when he came out a second later to make his own escape, his small, not yet fully ripened pea sized brain took it all in and two words escaped his lips...
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...Fucken A, then he stumbled over to a...
...Fucken A, then he stumbled over to a...
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..grossly accurate photograph of Ted Kennedy in S&M garb, spanking Nancy Pelosi, Dianne Fienstien, Charles Schumer and John Kerry as they apparently chanted the prologue of the communits Manifesto and licked the buttcrack of a statue of Lenon. Upon sight of the photo, he cried out..
..grossly accurate photograph of Ted Kennedy in S&M garb, spanking Nancy Pelosi, Dianne Fienstien, Charles Schumer and John Kerry as they apparently chanted the prologue of the communits Manifesto and licked the buttcrack of a statue of Lenon. Upon sight of the photo, he cried out..
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El Dona De Mobile," and some other Italian operetta gibberish in a wierd Jim Nabors sounding falsetto, which prompted 3 onlookers, Mr. and Mrs. Dole and some fat guy wearing an "I BEAT ANOREXIA" t-shirt, to start clapping, thinking they were witnessing something fantastic or at least odd and never seen before by human eyes, and all this activity drew an even larger crowd, which grew and grew until police, fearing a riot, or at least some sort of civil unrest, were called to sort out what was going on. (<-Look, I used a period and stopped the run on sentence) As they waded through the crowd they heard people chanting and soon realized they were saying, "END SENATORIAL PRIVILEGE" over and over and passing out small, red. white, and blue cards with little yellow ribbons printed in tahoma 14 font on them and a website:
http://www.ytedk.com/chappindex.htm
which prompted the police to call in...
El Dona De Mobile," and some other Italian operetta gibberish in a wierd Jim Nabors sounding falsetto, which prompted 3 onlookers, Mr. and Mrs. Dole and some fat guy wearing an "I BEAT ANOREXIA" t-shirt, to start clapping, thinking they were witnessing something fantastic or at least odd and never seen before by human eyes, and all this activity drew an even larger crowd, which grew and grew until police, fearing a riot, or at least some sort of civil unrest, were called to sort out what was going on. (<-Look, I used a period and stopped the run on sentence) As they waded through the crowd they heard people chanting and soon realized they were saying, "END SENATORIAL PRIVILEGE" over and over and passing out small, red. white, and blue cards with little yellow ribbons printed in tahoma 14 font on them and a website:
http://www.ytedk.com/chappindex.htm
which prompted the police to call in...
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...the Central Intelligence Agency, who were in fact a far cry from intelligent, never the less...clandestine operators were dispatched to collect intel on the...
...the Central Intelligence Agency, who were in fact a far cry from intelligent, never the less...clandestine operators were dispatched to collect intel on the...
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... manufacturer of Ted's papdle which was blamed not only for the entire spectacle, but also for the downfall of the democratic party, the collapse of the stock market at the turn of the century, the disappearance of Bozo the clown, and obesity on children, as well as mad cow disease and the speech impedement of Fran Dresher. The investigation was quite thorough and exposed many cases of illegal forced labor by would be welfare recipients. Those poor people in turn would soon receive reconciliatory checks for robbing them of the right to mooch of the taxpayers- a victory for the democratic party.
Once the CIA completed their investigation which was actually finshed before it started.. they jumped back in their assault....
... manufacturer of Ted's papdle which was blamed not only for the entire spectacle, but also for the downfall of the democratic party, the collapse of the stock market at the turn of the century, the disappearance of Bozo the clown, and obesity on children, as well as mad cow disease and the speech impedement of Fran Dresher. The investigation was quite thorough and exposed many cases of illegal forced labor by would be welfare recipients. Those poor people in turn would soon receive reconciliatory checks for robbing them of the right to mooch of the taxpayers- a victory for the democratic party.
Once the CIA completed their investigation which was actually finshed before it started.. they jumped back in their assault....
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Delorean that only ran 87mph, and drove until....
Delorean that only ran 87mph, and drove until....
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they hit a red light, actually hitting the light. While they were assessing who to blame, a homeless man approached them at banana point and robbed them of their assault Delorean. Being compassionate they did not want to fight the banana wielding homeless man, nor did the want to walk back to the station. And it was only when the homeless man crouched to get in they noticed a stong odor and saw he was wearing Depends and a Rolex. This new information confirmed the oft told rumor that
they hit a red light, actually hitting the light. While they were assessing who to blame, a homeless man approached them at banana point and robbed them of their assault Delorean. Being compassionate they did not want to fight the banana wielding homeless man, nor did the want to walk back to the station. And it was only when the homeless man crouched to get in they noticed a stong odor and saw he was wearing Depends and a Rolex. This new information confirmed the oft told rumor that
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...homeless people are not neady, but in fact masters of subversion and deception. The stinky son of a bitch, was actually an operative using a good cover and as it turned out, his mission was to steal the assault Delorian for future use in terroristic activity in country of...
...homeless people are not neady, but in fact masters of subversion and deception. The stinky son of a bitch, was actually an operative using a good cover and as it turned out, his mission was to steal the assault Delorian for future use in terroristic activity in country of...
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France! Someone had to stop the import of smelly cheese. Was that the plan all along? The stinky homeless dude must have been the connection!
I still remember the smell... The horror! The horror!
Suddenly a decision was made. Let's ...
France! Someone had to stop the import of smelly cheese. Was that the plan all along? The stinky homeless dude must have been the connection!
I still remember the smell... The horror! The horror!
Suddenly a decision was made. Let's ...
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...not sit around any longer and wait for something to happen, let's go make something happen! So off we went planning our attack on the Velvetta cheese factory when all of the sudden we looked up and parachutes filled the sky with Frenchmen, wearing leatards and chanting...
...not sit around any longer and wait for something to happen, let's go make something happen! So off we went planning our attack on the Velvetta cheese factory when all of the sudden we looked up and parachutes filled the sky with Frenchmen, wearing leatards and chanting...
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Camembert! Brie! French Fries! French Toast! And when they landed they began handing their weapons to the local populace and surrendering. The surprised Americans gladly took their weapons and began to....
Camembert! Brie! French Fries! French Toast! And when they landed they began handing their weapons to the local populace and surrendering. The surprised Americans gladly took their weapons and began to....
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wonder how the French planned to deploy an umbrella against a SAW.
In landing zone "Bendover" the French parachutist were distinctly heard singing that fav Queen song "we are the champions of the world". And as they landed in a local feed lot several could be heard crying and others .....
wonder how the French planned to deploy an umbrella against a SAW.
In landing zone "Bendover" the French parachutist were distinctly heard singing that fav Queen song "we are the champions of the world". And as they landed in a local feed lot several could be heard crying and others .....
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were setting road side stands to sell fresh lindberger cheese.. While the chaos from falling frenchman from the sky was going on, A strange, large, grean gas like cloud appeared over where the frenchman were deploying..
And all of a sudden, when a frenchman went to go light up a Bill Klinton Cigar...
were setting road side stands to sell fresh lindberger cheese.. While the chaos from falling frenchman from the sky was going on, A strange, large, grean gas like cloud appeared over where the frenchman were deploying..
And all of a sudden, when a frenchman went to go light up a Bill Klinton Cigar...
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...the musky smell of Monica Lewinsky began to abound, disgusted by the hint of smoking a cigar that was inside a woman, made the fairy Frenchman spew vomit all over the...
...the musky smell of Monica Lewinsky began to abound, disgusted by the hint of smoking a cigar that was inside a woman, made the fairy Frenchman spew vomit all over the...
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back of his boyfriend. Being jealous and not having a spoon he quickly started sucking up the larger pieces of vomit. This outraged the......
back of his boyfriend. Being jealous and not having a spoon he quickly started sucking up the larger pieces of vomit. This outraged the......
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Good folks and 'ILLEAGALS' that were passing by, and then one of the 'ILLEGALS' punched the fairy Frenchman in the face only to cause an uproar and get the Border Patrols attention. At this point mass pandamonia abounded and everyone was screaming, while....
Good folks and 'ILLEAGALS' that were passing by, and then one of the 'ILLEGALS' punched the fairy Frenchman in the face only to cause an uproar and get the Border Patrols attention. At this point mass pandamonia abounded and everyone was screaming, while....
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I stood in the shadows trying to remember how this got started. Vaguely I recalled the Castro lookalike and no sooner did I think of him that I saw him walking a wienie dog, holding a chocolate donut with sprinkles, wearing a fanny pack from which he appeared to be removing....
I stood in the shadows trying to remember how this got started. Vaguely I recalled the Castro lookalike and no sooner did I think of him that I saw him walking a wienie dog, holding a chocolate donut with sprinkles, wearing a fanny pack from which he appeared to be removing....
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a tube of lip stick. He casually walked up to the LEO on his Harley and used the bike's mirror to smear it on. Once the Officer overcame the total state of disbelief he yelled...
a tube of lip stick. He casually walked up to the LEO on his Harley and used the bike's mirror to smear it on. Once the Officer overcame the total state of disbelief he yelled...
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"your mother was a hampster, and your father smelled of elderberries," and began to beat the Castro lookalike with a riot baton, which he had received non gratis from a friend at http://www,americansnipers.org while he had been serving in Afghanistan, and then blinded that belligerent asswipe with a Surefire flashlight, which he had got though a groupbuy, until the man was a bloody pulp. Onlookers then realized the law enforcement officer was not really riding a Harley after all, he was merely hitting two coconuts together and making it sound like a hog cruising in about 3rd gear, and it was then too that they noticed he was not merely a LEO, but a member of the super secret Knights who say "Ni," and they began to shower him with gifts like fruitbats and breakfast cereals and one guy even made a big awardance speech and presented him with the HOLY HAND GRENADE of Antioch and he was much pleased until an IRS agent suddenly walked up and handed him a...
"your mother was a hampster, and your father smelled of elderberries," and began to beat the Castro lookalike with a riot baton, which he had received non gratis from a friend at http://www,americansnipers.org while he had been serving in Afghanistan, and then blinded that belligerent asswipe with a Surefire flashlight, which he had got though a groupbuy, until the man was a bloody pulp. Onlookers then realized the law enforcement officer was not really riding a Harley after all, he was merely hitting two coconuts together and making it sound like a hog cruising in about 3rd gear, and it was then too that they noticed he was not merely a LEO, but a member of the super secret Knights who say "Ni," and they began to shower him with gifts like fruitbats and breakfast cereals and one guy even made a big awardance speech and presented him with the HOLY HAND GRENADE of Antioch and he was much pleased until an IRS agent suddenly walked up and handed him a...
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...an explicit photo of his wife bent over the kitchen table being rectally probed by the IRS agent. Fumed the "super-secret Knight" took the HOLY HAND GRENADE of Antioch, and tossed it at the IRS agent, but the akward shape of the grenade made it vear off course and roll underneath Janet Reno's car, as she drove by listening to her car radio playing...
...an explicit photo of his wife bent over the kitchen table being rectally probed by the IRS agent. Fumed the "super-secret Knight" took the HOLY HAND GRENADE of Antioch, and tossed it at the IRS agent, but the akward shape of the grenade made it vear off course and roll underneath Janet Reno's car, as she drove by listening to her car radio playing...
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that old hit bluegrass hit "Stairway to Heaven". This tune always drove his appetite so he pulled into Bob's and grabbed case of "Salty Dog", two packages of ball park plumpers, 5# bag of Oranges, 3 large cans of Olives, a cabbage, a gallon of vinegar and a free copy of the "Trader". Once outside, he stopped and stood in disbelief that his pretend Harley was missing and his coconuts were nowhere to be seen. Discouraged, he unwrapped the cabbage took a big bite and chewed, contemplating the situation. Opening the vinegar, he took a long pull and swallowed. And it was then it occurred to him...
that old hit bluegrass hit "Stairway to Heaven". This tune always drove his appetite so he pulled into Bob's and grabbed case of "Salty Dog", two packages of ball park plumpers, 5# bag of Oranges, 3 large cans of Olives, a cabbage, a gallon of vinegar and a free copy of the "Trader". Once outside, he stopped and stood in disbelief that his pretend Harley was missing and his coconuts were nowhere to be seen. Discouraged, he unwrapped the cabbage took a big bite and chewed, contemplating the situation. Opening the vinegar, he took a long pull and swallowed. And it was then it occurred to him...
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...that he parked his "pretend Harley" in a handicap space, and it had gotten towed. Now that he was stranded, he made his way to the payphone and called Kasey asking for a....
...that he parked his "pretend Harley" in a handicap space, and it had gotten towed. Now that he was stranded, he made his way to the payphone and called Kasey asking for a....
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dumptruck to haul his load in. But Kasey had sold his dumptruck to buy Frisbees and soccer balls for the kids of San Berdino. Hanging up the payphone He noticed the smell of raw sewage and saw a Delorian pull up. The driver stepped out and started to walk his way... which reminded him of a song. He shook of that lonely thought and focused on this stranger, wearing what appeared to be Depends on the outside of a dress, a blue dress that was ill fitting. Then it dawned on him! The car had New York tags!! This had to be.... no it couldn't be. But it was. He'd heard she'd changed her sex again and was again living as a man. But why was Billary dressed in drag? Confused and not wanting to get involved he threw his leg over a small stray poodle, kicked it in the ribs and shouted...
dumptruck to haul his load in. But Kasey had sold his dumptruck to buy Frisbees and soccer balls for the kids of San Berdino. Hanging up the payphone He noticed the smell of raw sewage and saw a Delorian pull up. The driver stepped out and started to walk his way... which reminded him of a song. He shook of that lonely thought and focused on this stranger, wearing what appeared to be Depends on the outside of a dress, a blue dress that was ill fitting. Then it dawned on him! The car had New York tags!! This had to be.... no it couldn't be. But it was. He'd heard she'd changed her sex again and was again living as a man. But why was Billary dressed in drag? Confused and not wanting to get involved he threw his leg over a small stray poodle, kicked it in the ribs and shouted...
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ONWARD POODLE! As they were making their voyage they were broadsided by an ambulance that was in route to the scene of a shooting... apparently some burglars broke into the Accu-Shot warehouse and tried to steal all the mono-pods they could get their hands on...but the owner caught the thieves and rectified the matter with 230 grains of justice...lol. The ambulance driver yellled out.....
ONWARD POODLE! As they were making their voyage they were broadsided by an ambulance that was in route to the scene of a shooting... apparently some burglars broke into the Accu-Shot warehouse and tried to steal all the mono-pods they could get their hands on...but the owner caught the thieves and rectified the matter with 230 grains of justice...lol. The ambulance driver yellled out.....
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DEATH TO THE INFIDELS!!! Forgetting that he was no longer a NYC taxi driver, Ahmed rejoiced over the impact, knowing he'd killed another frenchie, albeit not as easy as those he'd taken the life of in Paris. He slipped into a rememberance of those 20 French Special Forces who'd voluntarily impaled themselves on their own bayonets after being threatened with a white flag by the Iraqi school children who were taking a tour of the Louvre. At eight years old, he'd claimed his first life, indirectly, but nonetheless satisfying. Again, he rode the adrenalin rush of slaying one of Frances top Commando's- Foo Foo the show poodle.
Onward he'd rush to reach the Accupod facility in an attempt to outfit his assaultsniper rifle with a pair of monopods. Just as he contemplated his next move, there was a brilliant flash, and he looked out the rear of the ambulance to see a...
DEATH TO THE INFIDELS!!! Forgetting that he was no longer a NYC taxi driver, Ahmed rejoiced over the impact, knowing he'd killed another frenchie, albeit not as easy as those he'd taken the life of in Paris. He slipped into a rememberance of those 20 French Special Forces who'd voluntarily impaled themselves on their own bayonets after being threatened with a white flag by the Iraqi school children who were taking a tour of the Louvre. At eight years old, he'd claimed his first life, indirectly, but nonetheless satisfying. Again, he rode the adrenalin rush of slaying one of Frances top Commando's- Foo Foo the show poodle.
Onward he'd rush to reach the Accupod facility in an attempt to outfit his assaultsniper rifle with a pair of monopods. Just as he contemplated his next move, there was a brilliant flash, and he looked out the rear of the ambulance to see a...
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flash from the exploding roadside German shepherd. Hajji the insurgent had once again prematurely detonated. "What an idiot"!! yelled Hajji the ambulance driver. Then he saw it; a prayer rug flying out of the blast field towards him that was morphing into an Infidel wearing a USMC uniform!! Hajji the ambulance driver shat himself! His mind struggled to scream "Allah Ahkbar" but because he was crying like a little girl, "I want my mommy" came from his lips. Shocked at this, he pressed the detonator to the bomb he wore around his waist. Nothing happened. Due to his inability to ward off the temptations of American food, American made Mexican food in particular; his now fear induced spastic sphincter muscle had released sufficient matter which in effect shorted out his bomb belt. It was then the USMC prayer rug reached his ambulance and.....
flash from the exploding roadside German shepherd. Hajji the insurgent had once again prematurely detonated. "What an idiot"!! yelled Hajji the ambulance driver. Then he saw it; a prayer rug flying out of the blast field towards him that was morphing into an Infidel wearing a USMC uniform!! Hajji the ambulance driver shat himself! His mind struggled to scream "Allah Ahkbar" but because he was crying like a little girl, "I want my mommy" came from his lips. Shocked at this, he pressed the detonator to the bomb he wore around his waist. Nothing happened. Due to his inability to ward off the temptations of American food, American made Mexican food in particular; his now fear induced spastic sphincter muscle had released sufficient matter which in effect shorted out his bomb belt. It was then the USMC prayer rug reached his ambulance and.....
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the Marine came to life! The Marine reached into hajjis explosives, pulled out a brick, took a bite and chewed. "1989....good year. Bold, but not bitter" said the Marine. He then grabbed hajji by the throut and...
the Marine came to life! The Marine reached into hajjis explosives, pulled out a brick, took a bite and chewed. "1989....good year. Bold, but not bitter" said the Marine. He then grabbed hajji by the throut and...
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said, "doorkicker, look at this sissy"...doorkicker couldn't help but grimmace at the wretched smell that was emanating from the dooky in the hajis's lap...so doorkicker turned and left the Marine with the haji so he could...
said, "doorkicker, look at this sissy"...doorkicker couldn't help but grimmace at the wretched smell that was emanating from the dooky in the hajis's lap...so doorkicker turned and left the Marine with the haji so he could...
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finish pulling hajjis head up through hajji's arse. Hajji, now resembling a tire was sold at a local auction house to a hog farmer that needed a tire for his feed truck.
This wasn't any old Hog farmer, this cat was former CIA, FBI, Super SEAL, Green Beret and Scout leader of troop 409. He wore his foil hat with pride. It was two weeks after he'd got that Hajji tire on his truck that he thought he heard it leaking air. So he run'er in the barn and put the air to it. That's an odd valve stem he thought... but the Hajji tire took on air just fine. As he backed out of the barn he noticed a little oinker rooting around by that hajji tire. Curious, Mr Hog farmer watched that little piggy......
finish pulling hajjis head up through hajji's arse. Hajji, now resembling a tire was sold at a local auction house to a hog farmer that needed a tire for his feed truck.
This wasn't any old Hog farmer, this cat was former CIA, FBI, Super SEAL, Green Beret and Scout leader of troop 409. He wore his foil hat with pride. It was two weeks after he'd got that Hajji tire on his truck that he thought he heard it leaking air. So he run'er in the barn and put the air to it. That's an odd valve stem he thought... but the Hajji tire took on air just fine. As he backed out of the barn he noticed a little oinker rooting around by that hajji tire. Curious, Mr Hog farmer watched that little piggy......
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named "spot": because of the spots he had, scamper off towards Mr. Hog. Mr. Hog was a former USMC S/S that still enjoyed playing in the mud. With spot describing the hajji tire to Mr. Hog they both went prone. Mr. Hog worked his way towards the shed where he kept his secret kit stashed. Emerging equipped, he peered through the grass at the suspicious hajji tire and made the decision. Mr. Hog was going to.....
named "spot": because of the spots he had, scamper off towards Mr. Hog. Mr. Hog was a former USMC S/S that still enjoyed playing in the mud. With spot describing the hajji tire to Mr. Hog they both went prone. Mr. Hog worked his way towards the shed where he kept his secret kit stashed. Emerging equipped, he peered through the grass at the suspicious hajji tire and made the decision. Mr. Hog was going to.....
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.....Use the feed truck to go out in the back fortie for some target practice, He climbed into the drivers seat and floored the old truck to clean the pipes out and heard a loud.......
.....Use the feed truck to go out in the back fortie for some target practice, He climbed into the drivers seat and floored the old truck to clean the pipes out and heard a loud.......
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