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Turned back to the Bill O'reilly decoy grabbed the inflatable microphone and...
Turned back to the Bill O'reilly decoy grabbed the inflatable microphone and...
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... in one, long, loud, vile chunk spewing effort, she belched. "Tharrrrr she bloooowwwws" screamed an old whaler who was sitting on the steps of a convelesant home, which, because of the demoncrats, was about to be....
... in one, long, loud, vile chunk spewing effort, she belched. "Tharrrrr she bloooowwwws" screamed an old whaler who was sitting on the steps of a convelesant home, which, because of the demoncrats, was about to be....
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......out of the corner of my eye another liberal named Al Sharpton with a hand full of.....
......out of the corner of my eye another liberal named Al Sharpton with a hand full of.....
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NoDoze. I took them and woke up to find that JR was really alive!! Southfork will live again, Bobby, it was all a dream.
NoDoze. I took them and woke up to find that JR was really alive!! Southfork will live again, Bobby, it was all a dream.
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..then I shook myself awake as I realized that the smell that woke me was the reverends Al and jesse leading a million man march of four or five of the faithful to hear a speech by teddy kennedy on the finer points of water rescue, followed by a ...
..then I shook myself awake as I realized that the smell that woke me was the reverends Al and jesse leading a million man march of four or five of the faithful to hear a speech by teddy kennedy on the finer points of water rescue, followed by a ...
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realization that we both hate okra.
realization that we both hate okra.
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YOU HATE OPRAH???
This sudden revelation made...
YOU HATE OPRAH???
This sudden revelation made...
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...no sense to anyone at the Hide who were intently watching as the good mayor of NO unveiled his latest cunning plan to....
...no sense to anyone at the Hide who were intently watching as the good mayor of NO unveiled his latest cunning plan to....
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marry Oprah, while at the same time...
marry Oprah, while at the same time...
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asking; "Can a Mayah get a table dance"...
asking; "Can a Mayah get a table dance"...
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lip-locked with Oprah, who exclaimed...
lip-locked with Oprah, who exclaimed...
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...a very pale man as she drifted in thought about home, about how she hated to cut Okra, hated to clean up after the men in her life....and here she was being kissed full and well on her lips by a very pale man.... She threw her arms into the air and yelled "I'm not shopping here anymore!" and stomped out of Burger'da Queen just as a limo screeched to a halt the door was thrown open and.......
...a very pale man as she drifted in thought about home, about how she hated to cut Okra, hated to clean up after the men in her life....and here she was being kissed full and well on her lips by a very pale man.... She threw her arms into the air and yelled "I'm not shopping here anymore!" and stomped out of Burger'da Queen just as a limo screeched to a halt the door was thrown open and.......
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out stepped Rosie O'Donnell through the extra-wide limosine door. "Screw the NRA," she yelled. Just then, Tom Selleck passed by, saw Rosie screaming obscenities about gun owners, and he...
out stepped Rosie O'Donnell through the extra-wide limosine door. "Screw the NRA," she yelled. Just then, Tom Selleck passed by, saw Rosie screaming obscenities about gun owners, and he...
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last post was #666 so i thought i would come by to make it a more favorable number... dint want OE Jack losing a finger in the reloading press or something for posting that horrible comment #
Here's to superstition and mark of the beast! :beer:
last post was #666 so i thought i would come by to make it a more favorable number... dint want OE Jack losing a finger in the reloading press or something for posting that horrible comment #
Here's to superstition and mark of the beast! :beer:
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As the Brests not Bombs group passed Hillery's motorcade.......she ripped off her shirt, looked down and cried because.........
As the Brests not Bombs group passed Hillery's motorcade.......she ripped off her shirt, looked down and cried because.........
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...all the testosterone she had been taking.......
...all the testosterone she had been taking.......
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...a few more brain cells with the same stuff she used back in college when she was.....
...a few more brain cells with the same stuff she used back in college when she was.....
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riding every frat boy's boner BUT Bill's and thinking about...
riding every frat boy's boner BUT Bill's and thinking about...
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...the very real possibility that the dumb bastards in this country may very well vote her in as el presidente in 08 and the very first thing she will do in the oval office is...
...the very real possibility that the dumb bastards in this country may very well vote her in as el presidente in 08 and the very first thing she will do in the oval office is...
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Find her a nice intern to play stinkfinger with, all the while fantasizing about...
Find her a nice intern to play stinkfinger with, all the while fantasizing about...
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's contact lens cleaner. Just as she was about to take a bite of an imagenary doughnut, who should walk in, but....!
's contact lens cleaner. Just as she was about to take a bite of an imagenary doughnut, who should walk in, but....!
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..a contingent of truth seekers and defenders of the American way as they see it led by no less than Hillary pulling Bill along by his...
..a contingent of truth seekers and defenders of the American way as they see it led by no less than Hillary pulling Bill along by his...
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...runs off to the mens room to pee. While standing at the urinal she lets go a ripping fart which chases out everyone except Scooter Libby. Scooter inhales deeply, smiles and says...
...runs off to the mens room to pee. While standing at the urinal she lets go a ripping fart which chases out everyone except Scooter Libby. Scooter inhales deeply, smiles and says...
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Whooooeeee! If I had a Zippo I could spark that gas and start a fire only Halliburton could put out! Well, that;s when I walked in, saw Hillary, vomited, and passed out. When I awoke...
Whooooeeee! If I had a Zippo I could spark that gas and start a fire only Halliburton could put out! Well, that;s when I walked in, saw Hillary, vomited, and passed out. When I awoke...
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Hillary was sitting on my face begging me to vote for her but I said...
Hillary was sitting on my face begging me to vote for her but I said...
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"Never! Damn you got crotch rot!" I spit out the little democratic maggots she tried to deposit in my mouth and clocked her upside the head, knocking her out cold. I run out of the bathroom and...
"Never! Damn you got crotch rot!" I spit out the little democratic maggots she tried to deposit in my mouth and clocked her upside the head, knocking her out cold. I run out of the bathroom and...
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ran right into the man sized arms of Janet Reno. It laid a most passionate kiss on my lips and just then I coul see why she was a Democrate and in my eyes a fine specimin of a woman. I am in love and will take all of my guns to the next guns for popcorn drive, I have to........
ran right into the man sized arms of Janet Reno. It laid a most passionate kiss on my lips and just then I coul see why she was a Democrate and in my eyes a fine specimin of a woman. I am in love and will take all of my guns to the next guns for popcorn drive, I have to........
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...wake up now, and realize that drinking the glowing green...
...wake up now, and realize that drinking the glowing green...
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cat piss was a mistake... I should have used it for...
cat piss was a mistake... I should have used it for...
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good instead of evil, but what's done is done. Cat pee is a hard monkey to shake. The hallucinations start to fade as I make my way...
good instead of evil, but what's done is done. Cat pee is a hard monkey to shake. The hallucinations start to fade as I make my way...
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to work providing US goverment issued refreshments and advice to desert crossing sweaty immigrants with folded up maps. I feel bad sometimes though,for a second or two... knowing that they...
to work providing US goverment issued refreshments and advice to desert crossing sweaty immigrants with folded up maps. I feel bad sometimes though,for a second or two... knowing that they...
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have to undergoe so many rectal exams after they cross the border because we have to look for...
have to undergoe so many rectal exams after they cross the border because we have to look for...
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Stolen Burritos from "La hacienda", but then out of nowhere I heard...
Stolen Burritos from "La hacienda", but then out of nowhere I heard...
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AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEE.........Howard Dean was back. He had just finish spending the last of the DNC's money on a sporty little tatoo of...............
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEE.........Howard Dean was back. He had just finish spending the last of the DNC's money on a sporty little tatoo of...............
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...the dixie chicks sucking on the biggest...
...the dixie chicks sucking on the biggest...
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...lollipop that was last seen hanging, on the front steps of the Washington Post.
It's not everyday that one sees and hears Elton John singing "Tiny-Dancer" to a man in fur hide'y suit, but I looked and it was our own.....
...lollipop that was last seen hanging, on the front steps of the Washington Post.
It's not everyday that one sees and hears Elton John singing "Tiny-Dancer" to a man in fur hide'y suit, but I looked and it was our own.....
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Barney Frank. He and Steve Gobe were asking Elton to help them get married in Washington DC. Steve promissed not to operate a homo whore house out of Barneys basement it they were married. All action would be inside, in full view of Barney and his.....
Barney Frank. He and Steve Gobe were asking Elton to help them get married in Washington DC. Steve promissed not to operate a homo whore house out of Barneys basement it they were married. All action would be inside, in full view of Barney and his.....
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Teletubby buddies. Barney promised to use bookmarks and not bend over anymore of the pages, if Elton would just
Teletubby buddies. Barney promised to use bookmarks and not bend over anymore of the pages, if Elton would just
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Blow me.. A kiss before you leave on a jet plane. I don't know when I'll be back
Blow me.. A kiss before you leave on a jet plane. I don't know when I'll be back
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...to getting the opportunity to watch Michael Moore through the cross hairs of my USO scope as I slowly squeeze the trigger just as his love monkey jumps on his face to hump it taking the shot for him...
...to getting the opportunity to watch Michael Moore through the cross hairs of my USO scope as I slowly squeeze the trigger just as his love monkey jumps on his face to hump it taking the shot for him...
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