Maggie’s F-16 vs. C-130

[Phalanx]

A C-130 was lumbering along when a cocky F-16 flashed by.
The jet jockey decided to show off.
The fighter jock told the C-130 pilot, 'watch this!' and promptly went into a barrel roll followed by a steep climb. He then finished with a sonic boom as he broke the sound barrier. The F-16 pilot asked the C-130 pilot what he thought of that?

The C-130 pilot said, 'That was impressive, but watch this!'
The C-130 droned along for about 5 minutes and then the C-130 pilot came back on and said: 'What did you think of that?'
Puzzled, the F-16 pilot asked, 'What the heck did you do?'
The C-130 pilot chuckled. 'I stood up, stretched my legs, walked to the back, took a leak, then got a cup of coffee and a cinnamon roll.'

The moral of the story is....

When you are young and foolish -
speed and flash may seem a good thing !

When you get older and smarter -
comfort and dull is not such a bad thing!

Us older folks understand this one.

 

[Mike]

Re: F-16 vs. C-130

Or the C130 pilot should have said "taking a shit", that would really make the F-16 pilot jealous.

 

[Maggot]

Re: F-16 vs. C-130

same idea caused me to trade my Porsche for a Mercedes

 

[flyboy]

Re: F-16 vs. C-130

Thats great. Not shitter in the air sucks, specificly when your carring 19 women on a one hour flight that turns to three.

 

[bohem]

Re: F-16 vs. C-130

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: flyboy</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Thats great. Not shitter in the air sucks, specificly when your carring 19 women on a one hour flight that turns to three. </div></div>

Even the fact that they know there's no shitter means they'll ALL have to go, irregardless of the fact that they all went before they left the house, after they got to the airport, before they boarded, and the flight is only 25 mins long...