Fixes,,,

[Sean the Nailer]

Ok, just to get things going, but what do ya'll think need to be 'fixed', undone, done properly, repaired, made-right, redressed, or just plain "In Your Face'ed"?

What I'm getting at, (and it should all be blatantly self-explanatory in just a moment) are things such as these two, right off the top of my head.

It'd sure be a hell of a thing to see President Trump holding an umbrella over a Marine standing guard, eh? (Not that the Marine needs it, ya'll know that.)

It'd also be a hell of a thing to see certain dress-wearers get "un-bowed" to. I'm guessing that would take the form of a "Presidential Mooning"?

You get it now..... so run with it!

 

[Maggot]

Goddamn right.

I should have been born royalty, or at least with billionaire parents.

My dick should have been 18" instead of a measly 12".

 

[MtnCreek]

The eradication of all human life in Asia and Africa. Go big or go home, right Sean.

 

[oneshot86]

Goddamn right.

I should have been born royalty, or at least with billionaire parents.

My dick should have been 18" instead of a measly 12".

and such a good immagination

 

[Maggot]

The eradication of all human life in Asia and Africa. Go big or go home, right Sean.

Fuck it, lets give the planet another chance. Eradicate all human life. The humans havent impressed me all that much anyway.

 

[Sean the Nailer]

Well, let me try again. Bear with me folks, cause in my mind it was obvious, simple, and straight forward.

The last dilettante that "led" your Country (I really don't want to mention the oBOMBinations's name) was a world-class Fuck-Up whom only excelled at making Carter look spectacular. There were many things that he'd (it'd?) done that brought shame, as well as pissed off good honest folk.

The point of this thread (I had hoped) was to see what could your current President TRUMP do to not only 'erase' what has been slights, but bolster everything he does as better than 'it'.

For example, remember when 'it' made the Marine standing guard at the Whitehouse hold an umbrella for some other snapperhead, including 'itself'. Whilst the Marine himself (respectfully) stood in the rain? It'd be nice to see President Trump 'fix' that memory, by ordering the press-corp to shelter the marines and USSS with their binders or something, when it rains.

Another example was when 'it' bowed to some Saudi Arabian (or some such country) and that person (those people?) was wearing their traditional white garb. Since when does the President of the United States bow to anyone? I can't think of any way to 'un-bow' to remove that blight from history, so I figured the next best thing would be a Presidential Moon. That'd be the opposite of bowing, no?

THOSE types of things are what I was trying to bring up, and have ya'll run with it. I'll put the sharp and pointy things away, and only leave out soft, blunt, non-toxic materials around so's that nobody here hurts themselves.

HA.

 

[MtnCreek]

Fuck it, lets give the planet another chance. Eradicate all human life. The humans havent impressed me all that much anyway.

If we're going that far, blow the whole damned thing up. Leave nothing for the fucking aliens.

 

[MtnCreek]

Well, let me try again. Bear with me folks, cause in my mind it was obvious, simple, and straight forward.

The last dilettante that "led" your Country (I really don't want to mention the oBOMBinations's name) was a world-class Fuck-Up whom only excelled at making Carter look spectacular. There were many things that he'd (it'd?) done that brought shame, as well as pissed off good honest folk.

The point of this thread (I had hoped) was to see what could your current President TRUMP do to not only 'erase' what has been slights, but bolster everything he does as better than 'it'.

For example, remember when 'it' made the Marine standing guard at the Whitehouse hold an umbrella for some other snapperhead, including 'itself'. Whilst the Marine himself (respectfully) stood in the rain? It'd be nice to see President Trump 'fix' that memory, by ordering the press-corp to shelter the marines and USSS with their binders or something, when it rains.

Another example was when 'it' bowed to some Saudi Arabian (or some such country) and that person (those people?) was wearing their traditional white garb. Since when does the President of the United States bow to anyone? I can't think of any way to 'un-bow' to remove that blight from history, so I figured the next best thing would be a Presidential Moon. That'd be the opposite of bowing, no?

THOSE types of things are what I was trying to bring up, and have ya'll run with it. I'll put the sharp and pointy things away, and only leave out soft, blunt, non-toxic materials around so's that nobody here hurts themselves.

HA.

Too many words. We'll do whatever we want with your thread. It's our thread now. :-D

 

[ArmyJerry]

Well, Marines do need umbrellas or they get their high dolla ring leader uniforms wrinkly. I think if you see trump give a bow it is because he respects that person, no other reason at all, could seee that happen with the Japan PM or with S Korea leader if he pulls off reunification.

 

[Alphatreedog]

Trump could easily best O Kenyan on the Iranian nuke deal . What you want nukes , no problem . Smile and wait for the flash . It could be a culturally enriching experience in the arts also . Trump could show them how we make sidewalk shadow people .
North Korea ? Can you say Fission Kabuki .
Saudi King no problem . Trump can have dress boy bowing to him easy .
Trump : He Sheik , where do Thai girls come from .
Sheik : I don't know .
Trump : Bang Cock . ( as he puclnches him in dooze nutz .
Trump : Ahhh Ha Ha . Take a bow Sheiky .

 

[Redmanss]

Well, Marines do need umbrellas or they get their high dolla ring leader uniforms wrinkly.

Nice try, but you fall short again. Marine men are prohibited from using an umbrella in uniform, that's actually per Marine Corps Order. One can be a proper gentleman and hold it for a woman though, just cannot be under the umbrella too. Our women are allowed to use an umbrella in uniform, outside of formation of course, because umbrellas are for women. And only women.

What's Army regs say on the subject?

 

[Bender]

Fuck it, lets give the planet another chance. Eradicate all human life. The humans havent impressed me all that much anyway.

Willing to start with yourself in this venture?

I for one, am quite fond of a few of these humans....

In other words.... gtfohwts.

 

[ArmyJerry]

The Army regs say its okay for Marines to use umbrellas and Kotexes.

Nice try, but you fall short again. Marine men are prohibited from using an umbrella in uniform, that's actually per Marine Corps Order. One can be a proper gentleman and hold it for a woman though, just cannot be under the umbrella too. Our women are allowed to use an umbrella in uniform, outside of formation of course, because umbrellas are for women. And only women.

What's Army regs say on the subject?

 

[Redmanss]

The Army regs say its okay for women Marines to use umbrellas and Kotexes just like all soldiers.

Fixed it for ya!

A solemn Memorial Day to you brother.

 

[1J04]

The Army regs say its okay for Marines to use umbrellas and Kotexes.

Jesus H. Christ. I think you spelled Kotexes correctly. Who in the hell gets 'that' right their first go at it?

 

[canezach]

Nice try, but you fall short again. Marine men are prohibited from using an umbrella in uniform, that's actually per Marine Corps Order. One can be a proper gentleman and hold it for a woman though, just cannot be under the umbrella too. Our women are allowed to use an umbrella in uniform, outside of formation of course, because umbrellas are for women. And only women.

What's Army regs say on the subject?

Army regs dictate we give umbrellas to the Air Force, so I guess the Army also believes umbrellas are only for women

 

[ArmyJerry]

And to you and yours also, brother.

Fixed it for ya!

A solemn Memorial Day to you brother.

 

[Dougie308]

I think federal funds should be allocated to fence off and create a secure perimeter around certain areas (around here that would be North St. Louis City and County) provide the secured populace unlimited firearms, ammo, drugs, food and water and keep them in there until the problem sorts itself out. In doing so we could rid ourselves of a number problems. both social and legal

 

[Threadcutter308]

Jesus H. Christ. I think you spelled Kotexes correctly. Who in the hell gets 'that' right their first go at it?

Somehow, I doubt this is Jerry's "first go at it" re; Kotexes. Just a guess......

 

[ArmyJerry]

they have this thing called google you shitheads.

Somehow, I doubt this is Jerry's "first go at it" re; Kotexes. Just a guess......

 

[ArmyJerry]

The Army, Navy, and the post office are required by the Constitution, I think the heads of each budgetary department that is not required should have to duel for the left overs.

I think federal funds should be allocated to fince off and create a secure perimeter around certain areas (around here that would be North St. Louis City and County) provide the secured populace unlimited firearms, ammo, drugs, food and water and keep them in there until the problem sorts itself out. In doing so we could rid ourselves of a number problems. both social and legal

 

[Threadcutter308]

they have this thing called google you shitheads.

My point was that I think your experience pre-dates Google and perhaps even the internet. I'm trying to pay you a compliment. FFS, please try and work with me.

 

[EddieNFL]

Another example was when 'it' bowed to some Saudi Arabian (or some such country) and that person (those people?) was wearing their traditional white garb.

He knew his place.

 

[Maggot]

He knew his place.

I dont care for O shit heat any more than the rest but there are more than one kind of bow.

-A very shallow bow is about the same as our handshake. Its just an acknowledgement of mutual respect.

-The deep bow is one of submission.

 

[Redmanss]

Speaking of umbrellas, this one is awesome. Just for you @Sean the Nailer, all is right again.

 

[Alphatreedog]

I dont care for O shit heat any more than the rest but there are more than one kind of bow.

-A very shallow bow is about the same as our handshake. Its just an acknowledgement of mutual respect.

-The deep bow is one of submission.

OMuslim wasn't bowing . If you looked real close you could see him grabbing his ankles . Rumor has it he was baaaaaing like a goat .

 

[QuickNDirty]

they have this thing called google you shitheads.

I learned the more traditional way, by picking up a box or three over the years I've been with my lady.

Y'all a bunch of faggots or what?

 

[Sean the Nailer]

Speaking of umbrellas, this one is awesome. Just for you @Sean the Nailer, all is right again.

Now THAT is what I'm talking about. I'm not saying (and never have said) that any Marine/Soldier needs such luxuries. But when 'the oBombination' went and disrespected them ALL (in my opinion), then that needs redress/fixing.

Thank You to that Braves fan. More Thank You to all who have served/are serving. Thanks to all the respectable folk who're helping "right the ship". There's faith in humanity, still. Otherwise, our group here is getting smaller and smaller.

Damn nice to see. Appreciate it, Redman!

 

[Redmanss]

To be fair, and accurate, the young man wearing the uniform is in Marine JROTC, the "J" being Junior. He's a high school student and not yet in the service if he even joins. I did Army JROTC when I was in high school, the Vietnam Veteran retired SGM was a great influence and mentor of mine.

 

[quietmike]

IMO, the best FU Trump could give to Odumbo is nationwide CCW reciprocity and repealing the Hughes amendment.
Fat chance with this congress.