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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: BForhan</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Mega, Why did you put manhole covers on the biscuits? Why are they be burnt or just ugly or are they covered in ketchup? Why Mega Why?
Brian </div></div>
Sorry, Bri. The voice from higher up has mandated that the juicy bits are a no-go for pubic, I mean public, display...
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Megacab</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I both bow and blush in appreciation, pbgunrunner.
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: RKBA</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: shankster</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Megacab</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I both bow and blush in appreciation, pbgunrunner.
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Not impressed. I've dated better. </div></div>
sorry but jerking off to internet porn does <span style="font-weight: bold"><span style="font-size: 14pt">not</span></span> constitute "dating" </div></div>
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: shankster</div><div class="ubbcode-body">How did you type this with one hand?
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Goldie</div><div class="ubbcode-body">If I put my dick in the barrel of a loaded 12 guage and pull the trigger is that a blow job"? </div></div>
No, put the barrel in your mouth and pull the trigger...
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Goldie</div><div class="ubbcode-body">If I put my dick in the barrel of a loaded 12 guage and pull the trigger is that a blow job"? </div></div>
I have been kinda ignoring this thread (a serious error on my part) for the pages of awsome women posted and some of the great humor to go with!! Needless to say I will not ignore this thread anymore!!
I understand that some men are turned on by the sight of two lesbians making out, but I place it in the same category of two men kissing and licking dick. It just ain't right. It is dead wrong. Besides that, it is just a sheer waste of women. I will be glad to help either one of them to convert to heterosexuality.
I understand that some men are turned on by the sight of two lesbians making out, but I place it in the same category of two men kissing and licking dick. It just ain't right. It is dead wrong. Besides that, it is just a sheer waste of women. I will be glad to help either one of them to convert to heterosexuality. </div></div>
You have been weighed, you have been measured, and you have been found wanting.
I understand that some men are turned on by the sight of two lesbians making out, but I place it in the same category of two men kissing and licking dick. It just ain't right. It is dead wrong. Besides that, it is just a sheer waste of women. I will be glad to help either one of them to convert to heterosexuality. </div></div>
You have been weighed, you have been measured, and you have been found wanting.