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A decade and a half ago, myself, my wife and two friends rebuilt a range that had been totally neglected for twenty years before I became a member. The range was first built as an IHMSA range and we rebuilt as such leaving plenty of places for other non-IHMSA members to shoot.

Well we had our first match. I thought it went pretty well, we had about twenty people shooting, Brenda cooked burgers, and everyone seemed to enjoy themselves. Between the cost of the food, the portajohn, the target setters and the targets, Brenda Lea and I put out about $1500.00. Total income was $220.00 which left us with a deficit of $1280.00. We were ok with that because we hoped it might help renew a sport we enjoyed but was seriously waning.

Wouldn’t you know it. Folks that had not lifted a finger to even empty the garbage (Much less reach down and put their garbage in the can) Immediately were demanding their share of the profits.
 
A decade and a half ago, myself, my wife and two friends rebuilt a range that had been totally neglected for twenty years before I became a member. The range was first built as an IHMSA range and we rebuilt as such leaving plenty of places for other non-IHMSA members to shoot.

Well we had our first match. I thought it went pretty well, we had about twenty people shooting, Brenda cooked burgers, and everyone seemed to enjoy themselves. Between the cost of the food, the portajohn, the target setters and the targets, Brenda Lea and I put out about $1500.00. Total income was $220.00 which left us with a deficit of $1280.00. We were ok with that because we hoped it might help renew a sport we enjoyed but was seriously waning.

Wouldn’t you know it. Folks that had not lifted a finger to even empty the garbage (Much less reach down and put their garbage in the can) Immediately were demanding their share of the profits.

...and now you'll get all kinds of, "You should start hosting..."
 
Sent that to my dad.

3 sons.

He saw a lotta funny wiener jokes.
And participated in many.

My kid cannot hear the word “balls” without giggling.
You can test your future in-laws by zipping a turkey neck in your pants at Thanksgiving and when the future MIL walks into the kitchen, gauging her reaction.

Ask me how I know.

Sirhr