Maggie’s Funny & awesome pics, vids and memes thread (work safe, no nudity)

[fpgt72]

I had that happen on a John Deere 316 lawn mower.

It still "ran" just not real well. It had eaten a little screw that had come out of the choke butterfly on the carb. Itty bitty thing. It made it past the valve, bent it a tick so it kinda hung open, rode up and down next to the piston and the wall for a while before it was shut down. Blew the dip stick clean out of the tube, and under the hood looked like that tractor trailer.

I could not find the screw for anything....where the hell did it come from. Finally I noticed one missing in the carb. You have no idea how pissed off I was.

 

[Lawless]

Dang. Must have missed swaging that screw at the factory.

 

[cas6969]

 

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

 

[Lawless]

How my wife looks at me when she backs her butt up to the woodstove in the morning…

 

[Devildog]

 

[Devildog]

 

[Lawless]

 

[hino895]

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We weren’t allowed to put it on the window, too hard to remove.
Only the tree.

 

[Devildog]

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

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No back up camera on that truck and burning the leaded gasoline.
It's a wonder those poor kids survived the encounter.

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

Just a picture of the spare that was on the Dodge.

 

[theLBC]

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

Throughout the nation that clip should be shown at the beginning of every school board meeting.

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

Now I have another want.

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

 

[theLBC]

 

[lariat]

Where can I find the design/instructions to make this?

 

[hlee]

Where can I find the design/instructions to make this?

Everything you need is in the picture, except a fire extinguisher…

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

 

[502Chevelle]

Uhhh yea. If you need instructions for that, you probably shouldn't make it.

 

[MadDuner]

Everything you need is in the picture, except a fire extinguisher…

Be sure it's running through at least a 50a breaker.....

 

[Lawless]

Alternatively, get yourself a microwave transformer and watch the show.

 

[Lawless]

To that Pakistani bitch at the UPS store, I hope you catch leprosy.

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

 

[Shooter McGavin]

They sound so cute, not.

 

[lariat]

Everything you need is in the picture, except a fire extinguisher…

Ok lemme be more clear: what voltage are you using? I have seen videos that used car batteries, etc. if I can find a voltage/amperage where it doesn’t kill the barn cats that would be good. Those things will eat PB like it’s a steak.

 

[Ichi]

Alternatively, get yourself a microwave transformer and watch the show.

 

[Ichi]

 

[Devildog]

Notice how it’s almost always the moms that go and fight for their kids. What’s happen to the men in this country?

 

[theLBC]

Notice how it’s almost always the moms that go and fight for their kids. What’s happen to the men in this country?

at home watching sportsball?

 

[MrSmith]

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One passel, 1 male, 8 female. No wonder there are so many running around the woods.

Thank you,
MrSmith

 

[lariat]

Uhhh yea. If you need instructions for that, you probably shouldn't make it.

Alternatively, get yourself a microwave transformer and watch the show.

Be sure it's running through at least a 50a breaker.....

BTW, you are all assholes. See if I ever give you guys advice on flux capacitors again...

 

[MadDuner]

BTW, you are all assholes. See if I ever give you guys advice on flux capacitors again...

I resemble that remark!

 

[MrSmith]

Ok lemme be more clear: what voltage are you using? I have seen videos that used car batteries, etc. if I can find a voltage/amperage where it doesn’t kill the barn cats that would be good. Those things will eat PB like it’s a steak.

I sent the picture to a friend that HATES!!! mice. He said he's already tried it. 110V. It didn't work. The mice would jump about 2 feet in the air and run off. I believe him. If it had worked there would be one every 4 feet all the way around his house.

Thank you,
MrSmith

 

[Mike Casselton]

Everything you need is in the picture, except a fire extinguisher…

I say to sprinkle about 200gr of black powder in-between the ground and common wires.

 

[Mike Casselton]

Ok lemme be more clear: what voltage are you using? I have seen videos that used car batteries, etc. if I can find a voltage/amperage where it doesn’t kill the barn cats that would be good. Those things will eat PB like it’s a steak.

It's wire for 120vac.
I'm gonna guess it's 120vac household current.

 

[lariat]

I say to sprinkle about 200gr of black powder in-between the ground and common wires.

I'm thinking FFFF would get that ball rolling pretty good.

 

[samadisoulcrusher]

at home watching sportsball?

 

[jmp1]

I sent the picture to a friend that HATES!!! mice. He said he's already tried it. 110V. It didn't work. The mice would jump about 2 feet in the air and run off. I believe him. If it had worked there would be one every 4 feet all the way around his house.

Thank you,
MrSmith

It takes 480v to do the job correctly. Not for sensitive environments with stupid people.

 

[MrSmith]

It takes 480v to do the job correctly. Not for sensitive environments with stupid people.

Niiice!

Thank you,
MrSmith

 

[BScore]

That about sums it up.

 

[theLBC]

 

[doubloon]

That guy is hilarious

 

[Longshot231]

 

[timesublime]

 

[timesublime]