Maggie’s Good humor incase of a shitty morning.

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An Arizona Department of Safety Officer pulled over a pick-up truck owner for a faulty taillight. When the officer approached the driver, the man behind the wheel handed the officer his driver's license, insurance card and a concealed weapon carry permit. The officer took all the documents, looked them over and said. "Mr. Smith, I see you have a CCP. Do you have any weapons with you?" The driver replied, " Yes sir, I have a 357 handgun in a hip holster, a .45 in the glove box and a .22 derringer in my boot."


The officer looked at the driver and asked, "Anything else?" "Yes sir, I have a Mossberg 500 12 gauge and an AR-15 behind the seat."


The officer asked if the man was driving to or from a shooting range and the man said he wasn't, so the officer bent over and looked into the driver's face and said "Mr. Smith, you're carrying quite a few guns. May I ask what you are afraid of?"


Mr. Smith locked eyes with the officer and calmly answered, "Not a fucking thing!"

 

[utahstroke]

Re: Good humor incase of a shitty morning.

That could have been a guy in Utah as well.

 

[wickedfish]

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Good one.

 

[E3C3H3O3]

Re: Good humor incase of a shitty morning.

oldie but goodie

 

[opelboy]

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nice. i got pulled over once while in posession of my ccw. thankfully i wasnt armed quite like that.

 

[30/50]

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the way it should be

 

[bcw1284]

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Twice i've been stopped by guys that asked about my rifle in the rack and then we chatted about coyote hunting. I've also been chatted up about jeeps, and diesel trucks during traffic stops. Out here, that's just how it is. Works for me.

 

[coues103]

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I got pulled over once with a Browning M2 .50 on its tripod while in the bed of my s-10 the dam thing stuck over the tailgate and the officer couldn't believe it was legal to own. Boy was that an interesting stop

 

[White]

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I was pulled over by a pair of sheriff's deputies for speeding in DeWitt County Texas a while back. I had two AR15s w/cans, AK47, AR10,three pistols and 2000 rounds of ammo plus the M&P I was wearing.

I told the officer that I had a CCW and that I was headed to my father in laws ranch to do a little plinking.

I got a warning ticket,for the speeding and was on my way.

I love Texas!