I live in the Northern VA area, so its easy to find people committing Crimes of Tactical Faggotry (COTF) on a daily basis. But it gets more interesting. Lately, if you're REALLY cool you'll be wearing $200.00 Arcteryx pants, some kinda massive watch, some type of mountain climbing shoe/boot, you'll have a beard and long hair, and you'll always sit facing the entrance of a restaurant. This is the new "Im a Low Profile Delta Force Guy look" (IALPDFGL).
So now, since all the "Real Dudes" (RD) quit wearing 5.11 pants, it's the new thing. I'm starting a new thing. I'm officially starting the "Real Dudes Dress Not Like Mountain Climber Hippies Look" (RDDNLMCHL). This means its safe to dress tactical again.
Everything is a circle if you zoom out far enough.