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Good pants without drawing attention or looking like a tacti-tard.

I live in the Northern VA area, so its easy to find people committing Crimes of Tactical Faggotry (COTF) on a daily basis. But it gets more interesting. Lately, if you're REALLY cool you'll be wearing $200.00 Arcteryx pants, some kinda massive watch, some type of mountain climbing shoe/boot, you'll have a beard and long hair, and you'll always sit facing the entrance of a restaurant. This is the new "Im a Low Profile Delta Force Guy look" (IALPDFGL).

So now, since all the "Real Dudes" (RD) quit wearing 5.11 pants, it's the new thing. I'm starting a new thing. I'm officially starting the "Real Dudes Dress Not Like Mountain Climber Hippies Look" (RDDNLMCHL). This means its safe to dress tactical again.

Everything is a circle if you zoom out far enough.

This is some funny shit.