There’s only 3 people that checked the last option? I’m sure bender picked that one in his own poll, I’ll own up to it, who’s the other lucky sonofabitch that gets to play tummy sticks with us?
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Is she fat???
- Thread starter Bender
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The old saying is “18 to 80, blind, crippled, and crazy”. That pretty much covers all the bases
not even close. "if she ain't 180, she aint a lady"
Fer wha.
To pull a plow?
To scare the neighbor kids off your lawn?
To create shade for you in the summer?
To keep you warm in the winter?
You guys need to reset your standards.
That girl is a chunky monkey.
In a few years she will be in a "stolen" sex clip with her deadbeat boyfriend, in a vain attempt to rekindle any public interest in her flamed out career.
This is the standard you should be aiming for...
Now fucken raise your game.
Flubbies are for losers, not warriors.
That girl is a chunky monkey.
In a few years she will be in a "stolen" sex clip with her deadbeat boyfriend, in a vain attempt to rekindle any public interest in her flamed out career.
This is the standard you should be aiming for...
Now fucken raise your game.
Flubbies are for losers, not warriors.
Her thigh is concealing big balls and sausage, good tuck though.
I’m not doing that/I don’t do that VS
I thought you’d never ask/What are you waiting for, and what would you like to drink after!
I hate baseball so that shirt will have to go. It’ll look much better crumpled into a little ball next to the bed
Lingerie should be torn from your woman's body, discarded with wild abandon.
Just cause she hot don’t mean she’s frigid
that second one had too many beers and nachos. Looks annoying af
I’m not going to the garage in the middle of sexy time. After we’re done I’ll clean up then figure out how to remove the skin
Edit: Boy, this sounds creepy as shit…
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Poll fail.
No option for:
Thick with titties that will disappoint you
No option for:
Thick with titties that will disappoint you
Well, seeing how I have partaken of hogcall at Mildenhall on more than one occasion...
Guess I have to confess HAF..
Guess I have to confess HAF..
Dear God, somebody knocked her pussy crooked. Good job man. And I'm not saying I like fat girls, but I don't want rug burn on my balls either if she aint got no ass.
Have a good friend who married later in life. I married at a young age, but always admired his outlook on life.
He said, and I quote "If you're going to fuck them all, then you’re going to beach some whales, and I've beached them all. Just don't let them know where you live, as the bigger one's tend to fall in love."
Never tested the theory, but always found it interesting.....
He said, and I quote "If you're going to fuck them all, then you’re going to beach some whales, and I've beached them all. Just don't let them know where you live, as the bigger one's tend to fall in love."
Never tested the theory, but always found it interesting.....
Example of the transformation those thiccs do
Nah man. She stole a flank steak and hid it in her pants.
I too have spent many nights scrambling for nightly companionship after last call. I've bedded women that could crush me with a single thigh, girls with gaps between their teeth big enough fit my pointer finger through, and I shit you not... a woman with four titties and only three nipples. I may or may not have cried in the shower like a little bitch for hours while scrubbing my dick raw after that one.
After all that, I've never seen a box like that on a chick that weighs less than two-fiddy. Can't be real. I refuse to believe it. Someone photoshopped honey boo-boo's box onto that poor girl.
I too have have driven home in the wee hours of the morning with only a hot shower on my mind, asking "Why? Why?"
And I too think that vagine is photoshopped or she just pulled a Shop Vac off it.
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