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Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

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Ive attached my proof that I caught the Duke Boys!! Yes, this is a real General Lee. A local had just bought it and was bringing it home. Had full documentation showing the show history with this car. Notice the TV license plate.
 
Also known as Hog Hunting. If you want to play, ante up $20 and everyone hit a little place in Imperial Beach called “The In Spot” . Whoever brought home the biggest gal and sealed the deal won the pot. And yes, you had to seal the deal. We were Navy enlisted, and the boys excelled at this game. What did you expect, bunch of young Navy Divers and alcohol all mixed together. Something was going to happen, we just never knew what.
 
@barneybdb I pulled off a triple crown in the same day, yesterday. Asked if she wanted to come shooting with me. Told her that we’d head to dinner after the range. Reminded her that her favorite bottle of wine was still in the wine cellar, once we got home.

Self serving, of course. As I have to spend the majority of this Saturday getting my rifle set up for a High Power match. ?
 
On the first day, God created the dog and said "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years". The dog said "That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten years and I'll give you back the other ten?"

And God saw it was good.

On the second day, God created the monkey and said "Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh. For this, I'll give you a twenty-year life span". The monkey said "Monkey tricks for twenty years? That's a pretty long time to perform. How about I give you back ten like the dog did?"

And God, again saw it was good.

On the third day, God created the cow and said "You must go into the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer's family. For this, I will give you a life span of sixty years". The cow said "That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years. How about twenty and I'll give back the other forty?"

And God agreed it was good.

On the fourth day, God created humans and said "Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. For this, I'll give you twenty years". But the human said "Only twenty years? Could you possibly give me my twenty, the forty the cow gave back, the ten the monkey gave back, and the ten the dog gave back; that makes eighty, okay?"

"Okay" said God "You asked for it".

So that is why for our first twenty years, we eat, sleep, play and enjoy ourselves.
For the next forty years, we slave in the sun to support our family.
For the next ten years, we do monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren. And for the last ten years, we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone.

Life has now been explained to you.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information.
I'm doing it as a public service.
If you are looking for me I will be on the front porch.
 
During cold weather training in Wisconsin, we made a bet for whoever could bring back the biggest pair of panties......

We called it “Hogging”.

The littlest Marine came back with a huge pair of panties! And got the money.


Still makes me laugh thinking about it?
 
It was also affectionately referred to as "whaling". The worst part, at least for our little circle of deviants, was that some took to questioning authenticity, which led to the finger-sniff secondary insertion authentication - and that was, I think, what sent it from sport to Olympic event.
 
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